Hello, this is the first frantic I've ever wrote
Hello, this is the first frantic I've ever wrote. This is just a conversation I can easily imagine happening. I do not own pokemon
Mewtwo and Mew Talk
Mewtwo woke up, opened his eyes, looked up, and groaned aloud. There, floating about 1 inch from his face, was a very familiar face. "Mew, what are you doing here?" Mew just laughed and floated away. "God damn that annoying pest that I was created from" he
thought, "and all that he/she/it stands for."
"Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the rock this morning?" Mew asked. It was true, unfortunately. Mewtwo had only just settled into his new home, and had yet to get a new bed. He had been so tired when he arrived that he had fallen asleep on the closest thing to a bed that he could find, which was a flat, elevated rock. "You need to steal a new bed soon" said Mew.
"It's not stealing!" he said, but that was a lie. Everything that he owned was not his. All of it was stolen by using his psychic powers.
"Don't deny it, lying is not nice." Mew laughed and twirled in a circle mid-air. "It's perfectly natural that you use your psychic abilities for your own gain. What I wonder is if you abuse it."
"What?"
"Your psychic powers."
"For what purpose?"
"To have sex with any possible human girl you want? Like that Misty girl? Or Dawn? Or even Jessie?…but by the look on your face, I would guess no."
(Try to imagine Mewtwo with one of those anime teardrops and blue lines on his face and you will get the picture)
"WHAT?! How-wha-wha-WHAT! MEW! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?"
"A very good one"
"NO!! That's just….WRONG! I would never abuse my powers like that! That's just
unethical!"
"Okay then, how about with female pokemon, like a hot Charmeleon?"
"NO!"
"Are you a homosexual then?"
"NO!"
"It's ok, I still appreciate what you are even if you want to blow Ash to kingdom come."
"I'm NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!"
"Suuuuure you aren't"
"I am straight as an arrow"
"Arrows can be easily bent. Either way, why don't you use your psychic powers for that end? All that it takes is a simple hypnosis or mind wipe."
"But its…"
"And if something goes wrong, instant abortion"
"But.."
"And you never have to worry about STD's because you can destroy the viruses with you mind"
"Why do you always do this Mew? Do you want to have sex with me or something?"
"Yes"
"………………………….I have nothing to say to that."
"Oh, come on, it's not technically incest if you think about it. You are a clone of me, not a blood relative"
"Please, to whatever gods there are, tell me you are kidding."
"Yes I am"
Mew laughed and teleported away. Mewtwo took a long, deep breath. Why did Mew always mess with his mind so much? It was so annoying. He/she/it had no reason, so why did he/she/it do that? He didn't even know exactly what gender Mew was, and he didn't want to know. He looked around the room and decided to get a new bed.