Unholy Union
Author's note,
Well here it is! the sequel to A Match Made in Hell! Sadly, it won't be very long. it'll be around maybe 6-10 chapters, if i'm lucky. If no one figured it out, the reason Flippy and Flaky came back to life was because of the idol, it's described in the first ch of AMMIH. so yeah, here's the first chapter, I hope you all like it! So with out further adieu, Unholy Union!!!
Six months have passed since the tiger general attacked Happy Tree Town, and now, life has returned to normal, or as normal as it ever was. The citizens of the small town still died in their horrible, and gory ways, and would be back alive the next day. Flippy woke up early and looked over at his bedside table. On it was a picture of him and Flaky, happily smiling at the camera, during one of their early dates. He smiled warmly at the memories of being with her, they had been together ever since the tiger incident, and their evil sides constant attempts to ruin their lives only strengthened their bond. Flippy getting ready for the day, he was finishing washing his face, when he saw Evil staring back at him through the mirror. Flippy saw the penetrating green eyes, but paid no attention to them, he was in too good of a mood to be bothered by his evil counterpart.
"Hello Flippy," Evil said to him, with his usual devious smile, "What are our plans today? Are you gonna help me kill some... Wait, why are you so god-damned happy?" Evil asked noticing Flippy's cheerfulness. Flippy looked at the green-eyed reflection and sighed.
"You wouldn't understand." he replied, causing Evil to glare at him angrily,
"Just Fucking tell me!" Evil snapped, Flippy sighed and reached into his jacket pocket and took out a small box. "What the hell is that?" Evil asked looking at the peculiar box curiously. Flippy smiled and opened it, revealing a small diamond ring.
"I'm going to ask her to marry me!" Flippy happily announced, making Evil stare at him in shock.
"What the hell! Why?!" Evil screamed at him, his eyes wide open in confusion.
"Because I love her, and I want to take the next step in our relationship." Flippy replied, carefully putting the ringbox in his jacket. Evil was now frantic, he didn't know what to do or say, he couldn't let this happen, he had to do something, but instead he just watched as Flippy walked away, towards the porcupine's house.
"I have to do something," Evil thought to himself while walking through Flippy's mental dream world. Then he came up with a plan to make this new turn of events work into his favor, Evil loud laughter caused chills to run down Flippy's spine as he hurried over to Flaky's house.
Flippy finally arrived at Flaky's small tree house, he knocked on the door and waited for the timid red porcupine to answer the door. Finally the door opened slowly as her red, dandrift filled head peeked out slowly.
"H-hello?" she asked fearfully as she slowly peeked her head out the door, until she saw Flippy and she jumped at him happily. "Flippy!" she screamed, as she wrapped her arms around the bear. Flippy was startled by this sudden embrace, but was even more surprised when he saw she was crying.
"Whats wrong Flaky?" he asked her, raising her face to his and looking at her worriedly.
"S-she, attacked me last night..." Flaky's face was full of fear as she remembered Evil Flaky's vicious attacks and laughs as she was chased through her dreamworld. Flippy carefully walked her into her house and laid her down on the couch, hoping to relax her and get the memory out of her head. After a few minutes of rest Flaky finally calmed down and asked Flippy what he was doing today.
"Well, actually," Flippy said while scratching his neck nervously, "I was wondering if you'd want to go to that new restaurant that's opening up in town." Flippy watched the porcupines eye light up in excitement.
"You mean Passade restau?!" Flaky asked, her face beaming in happiness, "Of course I'll go!" Flippy smiled at her happily, 'How could I be so lucky?' he thought to himself.
"Because of me..." a dark voice said from Flippy's mind," And just a little fyi... You'd better watch yourself, or I might be tempted to do something drastic" Evil replied and laughed inside Flippy's head.
"What do you mean, drastic?" Flippy asked the voice in his head.
"Well, your just going to have to wait and see, now aren't you..." Evil then laughed manically,causing Flippy to angrily shake his head to clear his thoughts.
"Are you okay?" Flaky asked him, grabbing his paw and watching him closely.
"Y-yeah..." Flippy replied, forcing a smile onto his face, "He's just trying to mess with me again." Flippy sighed as he slumped down into a nearby chair. Flaky walked over to him and sat down beside him.
"You know, you have to stop letting him get to you like that," Flaky comforted him, while putting her hand on his shoulder, "He's nothing but a big coward, killing innocent people, and leaving you for the blame." Flaky's voice was now starting to rise, "He just takes over, kills all your friends and leaves you to wake up surrounded by their bodies, and in their blood..." Tears started to fall from Flaky's eyes as she fell to her knees and cried, "Just like her..." Flippy ran up to console her, but when he raised her head he saw two large red eyes staring back at him.
"Show time!" Evil shouted from Flippy's mind as he took control of Flippy's body. Flippy's eyes turned a menacing green, and his teeth sharpened to a point as he turned to the red eyed porcupine. "So, you were able to do it after all..." Evil said to her.
"The little bitch forgot her pills, it wasn't hard..."
"How I envy you, Flippy never forgets... Anyways, Flippy's planning on proposing to your little excuse for a woman counterpart, but i've figured out something that we could use to our advantage to stop them..." Evil Flaky's expression suddenly turned to boredom.
"Why are we even trying to stop this anyway? No matter what we do, no matter who we kill, they always stay together." she told the bear, Evil glared back at her.
"You want to know why?" he asked her, reaching into his jacket and pulling out the ring, "He's going to propose tonight..." Evil told her in a grave voice, "My sole perpose in life is to make his miserable, and if they proceed..." Evil shivered at the thought of those two happily being together.
"But at least we'll be together..." she replied to him, causing him to blush slightly. The porcupine laughed at his reddening face and he turned away quickly to hide it. He then pulled out something else from his jacket pocket, something long and wrapped in newspaper.
"I... um, got this for you..." Evil handed it to her, still facing away. She opened the small package and gasped at what was inside. She pulled out a brand new, red hilted, bowie knife. She looked at it with amazement as she slid her finger down the blade, and accidentally cutting herself on the tip.
"It's so you don't have to keep pulling out your quills..." Evil said while scratching his neck. The porcupine put her bleeding finger in her mouth and tasted the sweet red liquid seeping out. She walked over to the door and turned to Evil.
"Wanna test it out?" she asked smiling wickedly. Evil walked over to her and put his hand on her shoulder.
"Did I ever tell you I love you?" he asked jokingly, while walking through the door past her. She blushed and closed the door behind them.
well, i'm sorry there's no graphic killings or anything, but the next chapter will. I promise. Also, Passade restau is just french for fancy restaurant (thanks Google translator!) it's really unimaginative i know... Anyways, Read, Review, And enjoy!