So yeah I'm finally putting this on. Yeah I know cheer Ruby lol! Ok so big thanx to Ruby and Lily the people who gave me the idea for Lily and Ruby, no their names aren't really R and L, but they go by those names on fanfiction. Thanx to Anja, Hannah, Katie, Katheryn, and everyone else! I love you all!

Disclaimer: Dude if I owned POTC would I really be here writing fanfiction? NO! I would be making out with Jack Sparrow! Sigh!

((I edited all of this stuff cause I kept flinching at my mistakes haha. Yes Lily, I kept the sexual tension line ^^))

I sighed lying on the couch next to Ruby and Lily. What a sucky birthday this was. "I'm boooored." I said dramatically and sighed.

"So am I!" Ruby said annoyed.

"Lily decide what to do!" I ordered
"Why can't you?" she sneered

"Because I'm to lazy!...and it's my house!

She rolled her eyes. "No. Ruby, you do it."

"Fine." Ruby thought about it for a minute and got an idea. "I've got it! We'll have a POTC marathon! Dressing up and everything! Just like we did when they came out with the new movies!" she said excitedly.

"That's a great idea! I haven't watched The Black Pearl in ages!" I said

Lily raised her eyebrows. "Didn't you watch it like tow days ago?" she asked

"Yeah so?" I asked

She sighed "Never mind." she muttered and shook her head.

"Coolio! I'll get the popcorn and drinks then!" I said getting up

"I'll get the movies ready!" Ruby said

"What do I do?" Lily asked.

Ruby and I looked at each other and smirked. "You? You go put on your corset." her eyes widened.

"Wha? Oh no. Oh NO. Why?" she grimaced

"Because we're having a marathon and during a marathon you have to dress up! So go get on your corset, Lily-flower." I said

She glared "Don't you dare call me that!" she said furiously.

"Or what? Are you gonna do your horrific death glare on us?" I teased

She smirked. "Actually, I perfected that glare, Alex."

"What does it actually scare things now?" Ruby asked laughing.

Lily glared at us or at least tried to. We laughed. "Aww! Look Cleo's coming to say hi!" I said laughing.

She rolled her eyes. "Shut up you two." she said going to go get the outfits.

After we got everything ready and we had our costumes on we sat on my couch to watch.
"Ugh. I hate corsets!" Lily groaned

"See that's why pirates are cooler. We have freedom to do whatever the hell we want!" I said happily.

"Tru dat yo!" Ruby said like a gangster.

I blinked raising my eyebrow. "Dot...dot...dot..."Lily said her way of saying 'what the fuck?"

"Never. Say that. Again." I told Ruby.

"Aww, fine!" she pouted.

I rolled my eyes. "Whatever." I started the movie. "Now shut up. I won't no sound if Jack on the screen, comprende? GOOD!" I said going all fangirl on them and they smirked. The movie started with Elizabitch young singing. I glared at the screen. "Booo! You suck whore!" I yelled.

"Shut it! Will's about to come on!" Ruby said.

All of a sudden the lights flickered and went off. "NOOOOOOOO! My JACK! And I never even got to see him!" I moaned on the floor.

"Shut it, Alex! I'm trying to find a flashlight!" Lily said annoyed.

"I'll help." Ruby said.

I was still moaning about Jack on the floor and the girls tripped over me.
I screamed and could have sworn I heard 'A touch of Destiny' in a Tia Dalma voice before I passed out.

I woke up and groaned clutching my head.

"Owww." I muttered and saw Ruby and Lily were still passed out. I poked them for a while till Ruby woke up and helped me poke Lily.

"Get up, Lily-Flower!" I cooed to her.

She opened one eye, saw it was me, and closed it muttering "Go away!"

Ruby looked around while I tried to get Lily up.
"Ummm...Alex? When did your den go outside, lose all its furniture, and get the sea near it?" Ruby asked.

I cocked my eyebrow. "Is that a trick question?" I said not looking up.

All of a sudden I heard a line that I had memorized.
"Hold up there you! It's a shilling to tie up your boat. And I shall need to know your name."

I looked in my pockets. I had 3 coins that I assumed were shillings. I went up to the man and put the coins on the book. "What do you say to 3 shillings and we forget the name?" I said persuasively. The cute black kid raised his eyebrows and I winked at him.

"Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. and Mrs. Smith." he said to us. Jack did that cool 'thank you' thing that only he can do and my heart did a flutter. The old dude walked away and Jack put his arm around me.

"Thanks, luv." he said smiling. "I owe you."

I rolled my eyes and took his hand off me afraid I was gonna faint. "Whatever, Sparrow." I said walking to Ruby and Lily. Lily was finally up. She had an eyebrow raised and I looked behind me and smiled inside. I was being followed by Jack Sparrow! Of course, I just raised my eyebrows at him. "Can I help you?" I asked him.

He looked thoughtful. "Can you, a gorgeous female pirate, help me, a handsome male pirate?" He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively and Ruby and Lily started laughing hysterically and I glared at them, but they didn't see, so finally growing tired of it I hit them.

"Ow! Meanie!" Ruby moaned.

I laughed "Oh go fawn over Will." I said jokingly. Apparently she took it seriously and started walking away. I raised my eyebrows. "You know I was joking right?" I called to her.

"I don't care!" she called back. "You got to see your hot guy, I wanna see mine!"

Jack smirked at me. "I'm your hot guy?" he asked and I blushed furiously.

"Why do you assume she means you?" I asked and he just laughed.

"What's your name, lass?" He asked.

"Alex and this is Lily." I told him.

He frowned. "Ain't Alex a boy name?"

I scowled. "It's short for Alexia, but no one calls me that unless they want to lose an important part of their body."

"Ahh, well, Alex suites ye better, if I do say so meself."

"Yes, because I totally asked you." I said sarcastically

"Aww, I'm hurt, luv." Jack feigned hurt.

Lily laughed. "Wow, all this sexual tension, go steal a ship you 2. I'm gonna go find Lizzie."

I gaped at her. "Sexual tension?" she smirked at me and winked at Jack. I glared at her. How dare she leave me with this totally hot perverted sexy pirate! He smirked at me like he knew what I was thinking. I groaned. "Come on, Sparrow. Let's go try to commander a ship." I said pulling on his arm. He saw the Dauntless and the Interceptor. "Ooh! Pretty boats!" he said walking toward them. '3, 2, 1." I said to myself counting down for Mullory and Murtogg to come.

"Oy! Stop. This dock is off limits to civilians." Mullory called.

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry-"Jack started.

"-If we see any, we'll let you know." I cut in. They glanced at me, and Jack and I tried to get through, but they just moved to block us.

"Apparently, there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to-do up at the fort, eh? How could it be two upstanding gentlemen such as you did not merit an invitation?" asked Jack.

"Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians." Murtogg said.

"It's a fine goal, to be sure, but it seems to me." Jack moved pointing to the Interceptor and Dauntless. "That a ship like that makes this one here a bit superfluous, really."

"The Dauntless is the power in the waters true enough, but there's no ship that can match the Interceptor for speed." Murtogg said.

I've heard of one." I piped up. "Supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable. The Black Pearl!" I finished dramatically.

Mullory laughed. "There's no real ship. That can match the Interceptor.

"The Black Pearl is a real ship." Murtogg said and I smiled to myself.

Mullory laughed uncomfortably. "No, no it's not."

"Yes it is. I've seen it."

"You've seen it?"

"Yes."

"You haven't seen it."

"Yes, I have."

"You've seen a ship with black sails, that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?"

"No."

"No!"

"But I have seen a ship with black sails. Jack and I slipped away while they bantered.

"Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're saying?"

Murtogg nodded smiling stupidly "No."

"Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Interceptor?" He noticed Jack and I on the Interceptor and ran toward us.

"Hey! You! Get away from there." Murtogg yelled. They pointed their guns at us.

"Sorry, it's such a pretty boat." Jack said.

"Ship." I whispered

"Ship." He corrected.

"What's you're name?" Murtogg asked.

"Smith, or Smithy if you like." I said happily.

"What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. and Mrs. Smith?"

"Actually, I'm Miss Depp." I said unimaginatively and they nodded. As much as I liked Jack I didn't want to be called his wife.

"What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith and Miss. Depp?" Mullory asked again.

"Yeah, and no lies!" Murtogg piped up.

"Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!" Jack said.

"Sure let's go with that one." I muttered.

"I said no lies!" Murtogg said.

"I think he's telling the truth." Mullory whispered.

"If he was telling the truth he wouldn't have told us!"

" Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you." I piped up and they smiled lowering their guns, understood what I said and put them back up. Jack did his confusing thing and we ended up in a rowboat with Jack telling the story about the cannibals in DMC.

"And then they made me their chief!" Jack said and 3, 2 1. Two splashes were heard. Wait two? I did a double take and saw Lily drowning. I sighed, only Lily.

"Will you be saving them then?" Jack asked M&M.

"I can't swim." Mullory said and Murtogg shook his head.

"Pride of the King's Navy you are." We took off our effects. "Do not lose these." We said together. "Helpin' luv?" he asked.

"Duh! Lily's down there." We jumped in and saved them, pulling them onto the docks.

"Not breathing." Murtogg said worriedly.

"Move!" We said and I took out my pocketknife, cutting Lily's corset off and Lily and Lizabitch started coughing up water.

M&M looked surprised. "Never would 'ave thought of that." Murtogg murmured.

"Clearly you've never been to Singapore." Jack said and noticed the medallion around Liz's neck.

I glared at Jack. "That's so perverted." I muttered.

"Where did you get that?" he murmured and the Commodore came in and put his sword to Jack's face.

"On your feet." He said. Governor Swan looked at Murtogg holding the corsets and looked appalled so Murtogg pointed to Jack.

"Shoot him." The Governor commanded and Liz piped up.

"Commodore do you really intend to kill my rescuer?" she asked.

I nudged Lily. "How did you fall?" I whispered.

"When Liz fell off her foot grabbed my dress." She whispered back.

"Why were you even with her?" I asked.

"Apparently I look like her cousin, Lillian Knightly. It seemed far too strange to be coincidental, so I rolled with it." She said and I nodded.

I looked at Norrington and saw Jack was getting clasped in irons.

"Who are you?" he asked me.

I looked up. "Huh? Oh, I'm Alexia Depp. I go by Alex."

"Are you the one that saved Miss Lillian here, Miss Depp?"

I beamed. "Yep!" I said proudly.

"So are you with Sparrow?" he asked annoyed.

I scowled. "What if I am?" I asked glaring.

He eyed me. "I should put you in jail for being with pirates, but seeing as you're young and a lady, Miss Knightly and Miss Swan can turn you into a proper young lady." He said.

My jaw dropped and Lily started snickering. "Oh NO! Put me in jail, beat me, hang me, please just don't make me into a proper young lady!" I shrieked. Lily laughed and I glared at her. "SHUT IT, LILY! This is serious!" Norrington eyed me.

"You would rather be hung than to become a proper young lady?" He asked astonished.

"DUH!" I said

Lily shook her head and put an arm on Norrington. "She's serious. I've known Alex since 7th grade. She doesn't joke about things like that." She told him.

He shrugged. "If you're sure, Gillette fetch some more irons." He did and clasped them on me. I looked at them and thought up a plan. These irons would be easy to unlock with one of my bobby pins. I went next to Jack and Liz and Lily went in front of us.

"Commodore, I really must protest! Pirate or not this man saved my life and this girl isn't even a pirate, not to mention she saved Lily!" Liz said trying to save us.

"One good deed is not enough to redeem a lifetime of wickedness." Norrington said not even mentioning me.

"But it seems enough to condemn him." Jack put in.

Norrington pursed his lips annoyed. "Indeed."

"Finally!" Jack said putting his chains over Liz choking her a bit.

Since everyone was distracted I snuck away and took a bobby pin from my hair and picked the lock. Finally, when I had the chains off I asked a woman where the blacksmiths was and went to find it. Soon I came to it and went inside to wait for Jack. Sure enough not five minutes later Jack walked in surprised to see me. "'Ow did you get away?" he asked amazed.

"You made a big enough distraction." I said shrugging.

He scowled and went to see if Brown would wake up. "Bet you a shilling if you yell at him he won't wake." I said grinning.

Jack looked skeptical. "I'll take that bet." He said poking him a couple of times and I smirked.

"WOAH!" He yelled. When Brown didn't wake up he took out a coin sulking and put it into my hand annoyed. "Any idea 'ow to get me chains off."

"Get the donkey moving and use the machine." I said simply.

He nodded and did all that as I watched. The door opened and Jack hid with the machine still running. Will and Ruby came in. Will stopped the machine and noticed me. "Oh hello, Miss. Can I help you?" he asked.

I shook my head and Ruby saw me. "ALEX!" she yelled and glomped me. I laughed and Will smiled and said he was gonna go check things out. We nodded. "Where's Jack?" Ruby whispered.

"Hiding." I whispered back. She nodded and we started talking, ready for the fight to start!