That Don't Impress Me Much
A Kitsune-onna production
Lyrics by Shania Twain
Author's Note and Disclaimer: This is a bit odd. I thought about this in the car on the way home from work (actually, I come up with all my songfics that way). The last two verses of the song are what caught my attention. I had to reach a bit for the first, but I think it worked in the end. Please read and respond. I love comments, they brighten my day.
The song belongs to Shania Twain. And Utena belongs to me...well not really. I wish. These charries belong to whomever. I'm only using them for my enjoyment. Please don't sue cause I have no money. All that will be gotten is a bit of pocket lint. And any flames I receive will be used for my harem's next weenie roast.
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That Don't Impress Me Much
The scene opens with Utena sitting on a bench outside Anthy's greenhouse. A thin blue-haired boy walks by reading a book. Utena looks up and starts to sing
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
Miki stops in his tracks and lowers the book, looking over at her curiously. He blinks several times and starts to walk again. Utena jumps up and stands in his path
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius--you drive me up the wall
Miki points to himself as if to say, 'Are you talking to me?' Utena moves closer and rests an arm on his shoulder
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Miki tries to sneak away, but Utena puts an arm around him. His cheeks begin to glow crimson
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
She turns him so that he's facing her and she places her hands on his shoulders
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
She pushes him backwards and he stumbles a bit
That don't impress me much
A question mark appears above Miki's head
So you got the brain she touches her head
But have you got the touch she runs her hands along her curves
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
Miki mouths, 'You do?'
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Miki runs off and slams into Touga. He shakes it off, moves to the side and runs away. Touga straightens his duelist's uniform and then goes over to Utena. He puts an arm around her shoulders and she immediately shrugs out of his embrace
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
Touga pulls a mirror from his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve--just in case
He reaches up his sleeve and pulls out a comb. He runs his hand through his hair and acts all cool and Touga-like
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Touga continues to stand there as if trying to get Utena to just fall for him
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
His jaw drops and a sweatdrop forms. He can't believe she just said that. Although we all know it's true
So you got the looks she runs a finger along his cheek
But have you got the touch runs a finger along her own cheek
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
Touga looks hopeful
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Touga sighs and walks away, feeling totally depressed. As he walks away, Akio drives up in his car. He sees Utena and he smiles, his teeth gleaming. Utena sees him and her eyes widen like a dear in the headlights. He pulls up beside her
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
Akio pushes the passenger door open and gestures for her to get in
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
Akio does a flip and lands on the hood of the car. Utena sweatdrops as she watches the chairman
C'mon baby tell me--you must be jokin', right!
Akio blinks several times.
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Utena leans on the hood
Okay, so you've got a car
He nods and gestures to the car
That don't impress me much
Akio facefaults
So you got the moves Utena runs a finger along the hood of the car
But have you got the touch Again, she runs her hands along her curves
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
Akio smiles widely
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
He sighs and hangs his head
That don't impress me much
Touga comes out and joins Akio, dragging Miki behind him. The blue-haired boy tries his best to escape
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Akio flips into the driver's seat of the car. Touga opens up the passenger side, shoves Miki in, then climbs in himself
Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Touga mouths, 'Who's Elvis?' The others shrug
Whatever
The door to the greenhouse opens and Anthy comes out. She smiles widely at Utena and goes over to her. Utena wraps an arm around Anthy's shoulders and turns back to the boys, smiling
That don't impress me
Utena winks at them and walks away with Anthy
~Owari~
A Kitsune-onna production
Lyrics by Shania Twain
Author's Note and Disclaimer: This is a bit odd. I thought about this in the car on the way home from work (actually, I come up with all my songfics that way). The last two verses of the song are what caught my attention. I had to reach a bit for the first, but I think it worked in the end. Please read and respond. I love comments, they brighten my day.
The song belongs to Shania Twain. And Utena belongs to me...well not really. I wish. These charries belong to whomever. I'm only using them for my enjoyment. Please don't sue cause I have no money. All that will be gotten is a bit of pocket lint. And any flames I receive will be used for my harem's next weenie roast.
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That Don't Impress Me Much
The scene opens with Utena sitting on a bench outside Anthy's greenhouse. A thin blue-haired boy walks by reading a book. Utena looks up and starts to sing
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
Miki stops in his tracks and lowers the book, looking over at her curiously. He blinks several times and starts to walk again. Utena jumps up and stands in his path
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius--you drive me up the wall
Miki points to himself as if to say, 'Are you talking to me?' Utena moves closer and rests an arm on his shoulder
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Miki tries to sneak away, but Utena puts an arm around him. His cheeks begin to glow crimson
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
She turns him so that he's facing her and she places her hands on his shoulders
Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
She pushes him backwards and he stumbles a bit
That don't impress me much
A question mark appears above Miki's head
So you got the brain she touches her head
But have you got the touch she runs her hands along her curves
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
Miki mouths, 'You do?'
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Miki runs off and slams into Touga. He shakes it off, moves to the side and runs away. Touga straightens his duelist's uniform and then goes over to Utena. He puts an arm around her shoulders and she immediately shrugs out of his embrace
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
Touga pulls a mirror from his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve--just in case
He reaches up his sleeve and pulls out a comb. He runs his hand through his hair and acts all cool and Touga-like
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Touga continues to stand there as if trying to get Utena to just fall for him
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
His jaw drops and a sweatdrop forms. He can't believe she just said that. Although we all know it's true
So you got the looks she runs a finger along his cheek
But have you got the touch runs a finger along her own cheek
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
Touga looks hopeful
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Touga sighs and walks away, feeling totally depressed. As he walks away, Akio drives up in his car. He sees Utena and he smiles, his teeth gleaming. Utena sees him and her eyes widen like a dear in the headlights. He pulls up beside her
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
Akio pushes the passenger door open and gestures for her to get in
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
Akio does a flip and lands on the hood of the car. Utena sweatdrops as she watches the chairman
C'mon baby tell me--you must be jokin', right!
Akio blinks several times.
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Utena leans on the hood
Okay, so you've got a car
He nods and gestures to the car
That don't impress me much
Akio facefaults
So you got the moves Utena runs a finger along the hood of the car
But have you got the touch Again, she runs her hands along her curves
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
Akio smiles widely
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
He sighs and hangs his head
That don't impress me much
Touga comes out and joins Akio, dragging Miki behind him. The blue-haired boy tries his best to escape
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Akio flips into the driver's seat of the car. Touga opens up the passenger side, shoves Miki in, then climbs in himself
Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Touga mouths, 'Who's Elvis?' The others shrug
Whatever
The door to the greenhouse opens and Anthy comes out. She smiles widely at Utena and goes over to her. Utena wraps an arm around Anthy's shoulders and turns back to the boys, smiling
That don't impress me
Utena winks at them and walks away with Anthy
~Owari~