DONTY'S QUEST FOR FUCK YOU: A FANFIC:
We begin our scene in a house somewhere in Limbo City, a district of CAPCOM. A guy with short, black, douchey hair, clad in a tank top and black jeans is lounging on his couch, playing CHADO DA HEJHAG on his PS4. His name is Donty, but you can call him Dante da Demon Killah. Donty has just completed a mission in-game.
"YEA!," cheered Donty, "FUCK YOU!"
just then, a gal with short, black hair, clad in a white blouse and a miniskirt loaded with pouches, walks in from the bathroom. Her name is Mary, but she took up "Lady" when the other Dante called her that. She has heterochromia.
"Dude, shut UP already~!," yelled Lady. "FUCK YOU!," yelled Donty, "Are you shitting me? I'm Dante Now, BITCH! Suck my dick, WHORE!"
"That's it! I'm Leaving," said Lady.
"FUCK YOU!" Screamed Donty, grabbing a gun nearby and shoots it. Lady dodges, then leaves, visibly upset. Donty sat back on the couch, proceeding to beat off to a video of a puking, cussing insect-beast thing. Suddenly, his hair turned white. He looses his hardon, and walks to his bathroom. Pulling out some black hair dye, he dumps it into his hair.
"Not in a million years," muttered Donty. sad part, though, is that he is completely unaware that outside of his house, a blond, spiky-haired guy with a huge freakin sword, wearing a black sleeveless shirt, black jeans with wallet chains, and black vans sneakers is standing RIGHT ON HIS FRONT PORCH, just about to smash his door in. He does. Donty immediately bolts out the bathroom, guns in hand.
"FUCK YOU!" scramed Donty. He Shoots at Cloud, who promptly blocks the bullets with his huge freakin sword.
"Guess how many times I rang your doorbell," muttered Cloud.
"Like I give a shit," mocked Donty.
"Twenty," rebutted Cloud, "I heard from this...Lady...that you are having trouble with your...relationship with her."
"FUCK YOU!" exclaimed Donty, "I just wanted da pussy."
"Good luck." said Cloud.
Donty looked at Cloud menacingly. He stared him down and said these dreaded words: "My dick's bigger."