DISCLAIMER: I DONT OWN ANY OF THESE THINGS & IT IS ONLY MEANT TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH NOT TO OFFEND PEOPLE SO IF YOUR OFFENDED THEN YOU GOT
THE WRONG PURPOSE OF THIS THING.
Once upond a time everyones favorite Olympic gold meadlist was walking down the road showing people his gold medals & preaching to who ever would listen...which was very few. Then he saw some old bag run out of her apartment crying & waving her arms wildly in distress. Being the hero that he is Kurt decided to see what was wrong & upond asking the old lady what was wrong she told him that her tiolet was pluged up & couldnt be unpluged because there was a monster in it & she couldnt call a plumber because she couldnt afford it. Kurt thaught it over for a second he knew what the monster would be...one big turd that could probally put an elephant to shame. At first Kurt was going to call a plumber & pay for it himself for the old lady but then decided against it because plumbers do not have the three I's with there butt cracks always showing & there many appererances in Porno flims...not that he would ever watch something like that himself of corse. So anyways against his better judgement Kurt decided to play the role of the hero once more & went to the old bags apartment to unplug it himself. After walking into her batroom & seeing the foul thing floting around in the bowl Kurt was a big relived since it couldnt put an elephant to shame at all. First he tried the plunger but it wouldnt work & after 3 hours of this the old lady told him thank you for trying but he just has well go. Kurt then left the apartment but decided that he never was a quitter & that he never will be so he went back in the old ladys apartment walked right by her got to his new arch-enemy & rolled up his sleves. He knew what he had to do & before the old lady could ask what he was going to do Kurt shoved his hand down the belly of beast & moved it around until he he came against something. He then tried to pulled it out but it appeared to be stuck he knew it would be something awful & pulled harder but then Kurt felt something...what ever was stuck in the tiolet it was pulling back! After another 3 minutes of struggling the old lady who was in the other room heard the tiolet flush. KURT ANGLE HAD DONE IT! She ran into the bathroom but he was no where to be seen then she saw his Olympic gold medal sitting on top of the tiolet & picked it up then she noticed a small peice of paper behind it. It wrote "Now that I have what I want I shall leave & never return." The old bag wondered if it was true so she tried to flush the tiolet again & it worked. The old bag was happier then ever that the toilet was working again & everyone lived happily ever after The fans of Kurt Angle where happy because he died a hero helping a 127 year old lady The people who didnt like him happy because he finally got what was coming to him...he was swallowed up by a crapper.
THE END
...No wait...its not the end...now deep in the sewers under the city Kurt Angle is now preaching about the 3 I's to a Big ass Aligator to dragged him down there...so I guess they all didnt live happily ever after the poor Aligator had to live with Kurt for the rest of his life.
THE REAL END!
Yeah I know it was pretty out there but I couldnt help but put it up. So did you like it tell me in a review.
LaterZ
-T Bond