Aaaah! Freaky Fish People!

By: SilverstartheWaterbender

Silverstar: I told you I'd post this quickly! It helps since school's out. So anyway, you guys ready for the sequel? I can't here you! Much better.

Disclaimer: I don't own POTC, as much as I want to. I own Mary, Rebecca, Celia, Joey, and Lisa.

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Chapter One: YES!

"Okay," Mary said thoughtfully. "Joey…would you rather steal a piece of cursed Aztec Gold, or spend the night in Tortuga?"

Joey chuckled. "Hmmm…would I rather turn into a skeleton, or spend the night in a town of whores? I think that choice is obvious!"

Celia slapped him, Anamaria-style. "You perv!"

Mary laughed. They were all holed up in Lisa's room, and playing a game of Would-you-rather, POTC style.

"My turn," Rebecca announced. "Um…Lisa, would you rather get eaten by the Kraken, or…" Rebecca smirked. "…or miss the movie tomorrow?"

Lisa shrieked in terror. "How dare you suggest such evilness, you vile, filthy she-witch!"

"So I take it you'd rather get eaten by the Kraken?"

"Duh!"

Celia blinked. "But wouldn't you miss the movie anyway?"

"…"

Mary cleared her throat. "I think the point we're trying to make is AT WORLD'S END IS GONNA ROCK!"

The group cheered. Mary grinned, but felt a small pang of sorrow in her heart. Today was the four-month anniversary of her sixteenth birthday. More importantly, the day she had been sucked into Curse of the Black Pearl. She'd done everything a POTC fangirl would do in that situation: mess with the character's heads, swordfight, make fun of some of the characters, and kiss their respective character-crush. Mary had tried every night to return, but the medium of her travel – the bracelet of black pearls – hadn't responded.

"Mary," Celia interrupted her thoughts. "Would you rather kiss Norrington or Barbossa?"

"That's not fair! I hate them both!"

Lisa, the resident Norrington fangirl, pouted. "You have to answer!"

Mary sighed and thought. "Seeing as I hate Barbossa's dental work more than either of them, I'll go with Norrington."

Rebecca nodded. "Not a bad answer, but would you rather kiss Jack or –"

"Jack."

"Of course you would, since you're such a – hey, are you okay?"

Mary tried to keep herself from crying. "Yeah, I'm fine."

She had been remembering what kissing Jack really felt like.

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"Pleeeeeeeeeease!" Mary begged her bracelet that night. "I can't spend another night like this! How am I supposed to see the movie if I haven't been apart of Dead Man's Chest?"

The bracelet didn't respond. Mary cursed and felt tears come into her eyes. "I miss Jack…I miss him so much." Her eyes closed a half second before the bracelet started glowing.

Mary's eyes snapped open as the tingling started. "YES!" she cheered. "I'M GOING HOME!" As her eyes closed again, she thought she heard a voice: "Child, destiny calls ya again."

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Silverstar: Sorry that was so short. I'll post the next chapter soon. Read and review, else you'll walk the plank!