"CAJUN CATFISH DANNA!" A squeal rang through the store. Deidara stood there,admiring the uncooked fish, covered in chili powder. Sasori looked disgusted.

"I thought you didn't eat fish!" Sasori asked confused. Deidara's mother,Anna, laughed and orderd three.

" I only eat shrimp and cajun catfish...and horefully aligator." Deidara stared at Sasori,dissapointed."How could you not know that?" Deidara pouted.

"Oh Deidara... your too confusing to ever follow...Don't look now... It's your crush!" Sasori lauged and pointed past Deidara. Deidara turned around to see Itachi. And yes, it was his crush. He blushed as his mother began talking. She was obviously exited, because her cajun accent began to peak.

"Aw! Weresis ma babes little man? 'Tis he hidin' 'im from meh?"She had a large grin. Deidara blushed harder. He coulden't stand when his mom got all 'ancy cajun' on him. But he wasn't mad. She coulden't help it.

"Mamma...Calm. I don't have a crush." His mother pushed the cart to the deli cheeses to find herself some Brie. Deidara loved Brie, but Sasori shuttered.

"Whatev. Let's go get the mold." Sasori pushed his way through the New Season's crowd.