Haha. I return with an idiotic fanfiction to help me get rid of writer's block. This is the beginning of a new story, and I begin this cause I'm am finished the epilogue for "Haunted" and will hopefully ge it posted by tonight, so cross your fingers. Also, I will try to get the next chapter to "Blood's Vengance" up tonight or tommorow night too. And then I also have a new story written upon request which I will post next, so...busy busy day, eh?
Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon or Inuyasha. Short and sweet.
Bold: Names (as in speakers), effects like Poof, and sound effects
Normal: Speech, and when doing something, like twitching or something
Italics: If in parentheses then it's thoughts, otherwise it's something with emphasis
( ): If italicized, then it's thoughts; otherwise it's Pokemon or animal translation. Or describing an action
I.C.: Stands for InuYasha Cast
P.C.: Stands for Pokemon Cast
P.I.C.: stands for Pokemon and Inuyasha Cast
D.C: Hi. Welcome to my new fanfic, where I will lock multiple Pokemon characters and Inuyasha characters in a house all summer. The house will be filled with weapons, stuff that will drive them to attack each other, and a bunch of other dangerous junk. Now, bring in the victims!
-Poof!-
Inuyasha: …Where am I?
Kagome: What are we doing here?
Inuyasha: (sees D.C.) Ahhh!!
D.C.: what?
Inuyasha: Y-You're that girl who's always torturing me in your Author's Notes!
D.C: Point?
Inuyasha: (twitch)
D.C: Anyway, the victims from Inuyasha consist of: Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Koga, Kirara, Sesshomaru, Naraku, Koga, Ayame, Jaken, Hakudoshi, Kanna, Kagura, Bankotsu, Jakotsu, Kikyo, uh, anyone else?
Kagome: Rin? Shippo? What about them?
Sesshomaru: Where is Rin? (glares)
D.C: You're too overprotective. And they're with Kaede-sama. They're too young for the violence on this show
Everyone: O.O
D.C: Oh, get over it. And now, the victims of Pokemon!
-Poof!-
Ash: Aaaaahhhhhh!!
Misty: Shut up!
May: (looks around) Oh, hi D.C.
D.C: Hi
Misty: you know her?
May: Yup. Drew, that guy with the dog ears, and I appear frequently in her Pokemon fanfiction
Misty: Is she nice?
May: Yea, but not when it comes to torturing Dog-Ears
Misty: see Ash. She's not gonna hurt us
Ash: That's not why I was scared. (sniff) I—I lost my hotdog when we were poofed here! Waahh!
D.C.: you have more things to worry about, like, say, surviving the summer
Pokemon Cast: ??
D.C.: I will explain shortly. First, I must list the Pokemon Victims. They are: Ash, Misty, Brock, Gary, May, Drew, Harley, Soledad, Dawn, Paul…am I missing anyone? Oh! And Pikachu! :)
May: Wait, what about Max?
D.C.: Same as Rin and Shippo: he's too young for this kind of violence, so he's with Kaede-sama too
Ash: Kaede-who?
Inuyasha: (snort) Some old lady
Brock: …You forgot Tracy
D.C.: Who?
Brock: the guy who likes to draw Pokemon
D.C.: (blank look)
Brock: ya know, the guy who replaced me in the Orange Islands?
D.C.: Yea I know him. I just don't like him
PC (with the exception of Drew, Paul, Ash (who is mourning his hotdog) and Harley (who is dancing in the background): (stare)
D.C: Oh fine –snaps fingers-
-Poof!-
Tracy: Where am I?
D.C.: Where dreams come true
Tracy: Really?
D.C.: No
Koga: Okay, everyone's here now, so can you explain?
D.C.: Sure, sure—
Ash: You forgot Team Rocket!
Everyone: No one likes them!
Ash: (whimper)
D.C.: Anyway, now, as I said earlier, you are all here to survive the summer! Here are the rules:
RULES:
1.No underage drinking (unless for party game…or serious circumstances)
2.NO MURDER (can harm any person in any way but absolutely no murder…unless it's Harley or Jaken)
3.Boys and Girls have separate rooms – Boys rooms on one side of the house, Girls rooms on the other
4.No Boys in the girls hall after nine and vice versa (This means you Miroku, and Brock)
5.When axes are brought into the picture, game must end
6.No machine guns without the Authoress' permission
7.Running over innocent pedestrians is a No-no
8.No one leaves the Summer-House-Mansion thing without the Authoress' permission
9.Any spilt blood must be cleaned by the person who bleeds and the person who caused the bleeding (unless it's Harley or Jaken's blood – then they can clean it
themselves)
10.NO SUGAR-HIGHNESS!!
11.ABSOLUTELY NO M-RATED STUFF!!
(Authoress is not responsible for anything that occurs under influence of sugar)
D.C.: There, have you all read the rules?
Everyone else: O.O
D.C. Heheheh…I had to be specific. Oh, I will add new rules during the summer, so be careful. If you break a rule, consequences are as follows:
Consequences for Rule-Breaking:
1.A date with Brock
2.A date with Miroku (creepy…)
3.A date with Harley (horror beyond belief)
4.Go on a date with Jaken (can't decide which is worse, Jaken or Harley)
5.You get run over by an air plane
6.You get handcuffed to the creepiest person available at the time – for the rest of day, unless the day is about to end, then it's the whole next day
7.You must dye your hair an unnatural color – unless you have unnaturally colored hair (Ex: Drew, Paul, Harley, Inuyasha), then you dye it a ridiculous color
8.You dress up in the girliest dress available and go around town with Harley while telling everyone you're twin sisters separated at birth
9.You must kiss Jaken
10.You will be transported into your favorite horror movie and forced to survive to the end
11.You will be bound and gagged and treated like a piñata
D.C.: So there are the consequences. I shall add to the list if need arises
Inuyasha: You're cruel
Dawn: You forgot Zoey
D.C.: That red-head with the super-short hair who happens to be better than you in contests?
Dawn: Yeah – hey!
Drew: She forgot a lot of people
D.C.: Like?
Drew: Robert, for one
D.C.: Who?
May: Wasn't he the one who beat you in the Hoenn Grand Festival?
Drew: Yeah, that's the one
Dawn: She also forgot Kenny
May: And Brendan
Paul & Drew: (eye twitch)
D.C.: I didn't invite them for a reason (points at Drew and Paul)
Sango: you forgot some people from Inuyasha too, like my brother Kohaku
D.C.: Get off my flippin' back! I'll invite them later, okay?
Everyone: (grumbles) Fine…
D.C.: Now, everyone gather around in a big circle and we'll share a few things about ourselves before I take you to the mansion, okay?
Everyone mutters to themselves as the try to find a place to sit. The order from left to right is: D.C., Sesshomaru, Ayame, Koga, Ash, Misty, Tracy, Brock, Miroku, Kirara, Pikachu, Sango, Hakudoshi, Kanna, Harley, Naraku, Dawn, Paul, Jaken, Kikyo, Gary, Soledad, May, Drew, Bankotsu, Jakotsu, Kagome, Inuyasha, and Kagura.
D.C.: I'll go last because, uh, I can. Sesshomaru, start
Sesshomaru: Hn.
D.C.: Kay, I'm adding a new rule. "When introducing one's self, if said-person refuses to speak, then Authoress will give brief history about them"
Everyone: O.O
D.C.: We wouldn't want that now, would we?
Everyone: N-N-No…
D.C.: Good. Sesshomaru, last chance. Go. Speak. Now.
Sesshomaru: I refuse
D.C.: Fine. Sesshomaru is a full-blooded demon, older half-brother to the inferior Inuyasha and who deserves Tetsusaiga—
Sesshomaru: Is she really that bad, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Yeah, just wait
D.C.: He used to be a big tough guy, but then he met Rin! He resurrected her after Koga's wolves killed her and ever since he's been like an overprotective father to her. Now he's a big softie
Sesshomaru: Grrr…
Inuyasha: Told you
D.C.: Next is Ayame. After this you are responsible for speaking, cuz I won't tell you anymore
Ayame: Well, I'm a northern wolf demoness and when I was younger Koga saved me from a Bird of Paradise and promised to marry me –now she's mad- But nooooo!! He goes off and falls head-over-heels for Kagome!! What's so special about her, huh?! I'm a demon—she's a human! Argh! (falls backward)
D.C.: Wow Koga, you made your fiancée pass out
Koga: Uhh…well, anyway, I'm Koga and I'm absolutely in love with Kagome! You can't have her Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Take her. I have Kikyo
Kagome: That's so mean! Sit boy!
Inuyasha: (faceplant)
D.C.: New rule: "No sits!" God, I'll end up with gaping holes all over my mansion!
Ash: I'm Ash Ketchum and I'm gonna be a Pokemon Master! …And I like food!
D.C.: And you love Misty!
Ash: Yea—what?
Misty: (blushing) I'm leader of the Cerulean City Gym and water Pokemon rule!
D.C.: And you love Ash
Misty: Do not!
D.C.: Another new rule: "When introductions are done, if one leaves out a very important fact, then the Authoress is allowed to state said important fact
Dawn: Oh no…
Tracy: I'm Tracy and I like to draw
Brock: I'm Brock and I'm Gym Leader of Pewter City
D.C.: And you're a pervert
Miroku: I'm a monk and my name is Miroku
Sango & D.C.: And you're an even bigger pervert that likes ripping people off!
Miroku: Heheheh…
Kirara: Mew meow mew-mew (Rawr. I'm a kitty – a demon kitty. Hi.)
Pikachu: Pika pi pi-pikachu pika chu (I'm Pikachu and my trainer is an idiot)
Sango: I'm a demon slayer, my name is Sango, Naraku possessed my little brother and killed my family, and I still want to kill him
Hakudoshi: Zzz…zz…-snore-
D.C.: …
Miroku: Aren't you going to tell us anything about him?
D.C.: I don't know what to say. Kanna, your turn
Kanna: …obey the mirror
Everyone: O.o
Harley: Hi. I'm Harley—
D.C.: He's gay, he stalks people, he acts like a girl, and…everyone wants him dead. Same thing goes for Naraku, so we'll skip him and go to Dawn
Naraku: I do not act like a girl!
Koga: Says you
Dawn: I'm gonna be the best coordinator ever! My starter Pokemon was Piplup!
D.C.: Sorry Dawn. You'll have to get in line – there are a few people in front of you to be the best coordinator ever
Dawn: Like who?
D.C.: (points to May, Drew, and Soledad)
Dawn: Damn
Paul: I refuse to speak
D.C.: Kay, then I'll speak for you
Ash: You just dug your grave
D.C.: He's a jerk, mistreats his Pokemon, hates Ash, is smarter than Ash by several I.Q. points, released about half the Pokemon he ever owned, and…he loves Dawn
Dawn: He does?!
Paul: I do?!
D.C.: See, he admitted it!
Paul: I hate that troublesome girl!
Drew: You should've just said something
Inuyasha: Does it matter? D.C. will just interrupt and say a whole bunch of crap and stuff
Paul: However, she was right about the I.Q points
Jaken: I'm Jaken—
D.C.: And everyone hates you. Next!
Kikyo: I am a priestess; I have died, was resurrected, and am in love with Inuyasha
Gary: I'm Gary, I was going to be a Pokemon Master, but decided to be a researcher instead, and am stronger than Ash
Misty: Conceited jerk…
Soledad: I'm a Pokemon Coordinator and I won the Kanto Grand Festival
May: I am also a Pokemon coordinator and my starter was Torchic. I lost to Soledad in the Kanto Grand Festival
D.C.: And you love Drew
May: I do not!
D.C.: (snicker)
May: What?!
Inuyasha: You're blushing (snicker)
Drew: (lazily) I'm a coordinator as well but I'm much stronger than May
D.C.: But you still love her
Drew: Yeah—wait…WHAT?!
Koga: Wow. You just admitted it! (falls back laughing)
Drew: No I didn't! She tricked me!
D.C.: Wasn't that hard anyway
Kagura: Now they're both blushing
Drew: I hate you all
May: Even me?
Drew: (Damn it!) No, not you
May: Yay! I'm not hated!
Bankotsu: Hey. I'm the leader of the Band of Seven and my awesome halberd Banryu is totally kick-ass
Jakotsu: I'm Jakotsu, I'm third-in-command of the Band of Seven (A/N: It's true peoples) and I love Inuyasha's doggy ears! They're so Kawaii!
Inuyasha: T-T
Gary: Is he…?
Drew: Please don't tell me…
D.C.: Yes he's gay, but he's not like Harley. He's actually really cool. So deal with it!
Kagome: I'm Kagome and I love Inuyasha
D.C.: And you need a longer skirt – and a brain
Inuyasha: I'm a half-demon, I love Kikyo and Kagome, and…I'm better than Sesshomaru in every way!
D.C.: No you're not
Inuyasha: T-T
D.C.: He's also secretly in love with Sango!
Inuyasha, Kagome, Koga, Kikyo, Sango, and Miroku: WHAT?!
D.C.: Heheheh…did I say that out loud?
Kagura: Yes you did. My turn. I was born of Naraku, I hate him, I'm plotting his demise, and I hate Hakudoshi too
D.C.: And you love Sesshomaru
Kagura & Sesshomaru: What?!
D.C.: Oops. I have a big mouth. Um, anyway, I'm D.C.—
Koga: Like Washington D.C.?
Inuyasha: (snicker)
D.C.: How do you even know about Washington D.C.? You live in the feudal era! And no, it stands for the initials of the first part of my penname, DemonChild of the Dark; or D.C. Anyway, I love writing and drawing…and torturing people! That's it for this chapter! See you next time!
Everyone: HELP US!!
Slow start but it will get...weirder by the next few chapters, I assure.
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