Mimo's Bizarre Dis-venture: Phantom Blood Manor
Hey, everyone. I'm sure it's no secret that everybody in the JoJo fandom is familiar with the one scene in Stone Ocean where Anasui vents about his Orlando guidebook not featuring any Disney characters, and have probably seen *One Cartoonist's Dream*'s Disney/JoJo musical, which led me to create this crossover AU of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure featuring Disney characters taking over some of the roles of the main characters (i.e. Mickey and the gang as the JoJos and JoBros) with some familiar JoJo characters playing supporting roles. I hope you enjoy this first chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own the story or characters featured in this story. They are the sole creation of the Walt Disney Co., Viz Media, Hirohiko Araki, and Shounen Jump. Nevertheless, I hope you enjoy.
Chapter 1: Mortimer the Invader, Prologue
"Heed my words, Mortimer," a weary looking, bed-ridden rat told his lanky son. "I've not long left for this world. When I die, I want you to take this letter to the White Rabbit Mansion. This is your ticket to greatness, m'boy, don't you dare waste it!"
"Understood, father," Mortimer solemnly responded, unaware of the secret history that his father and the owner of the White Rabbit manor shared. For a number of years ago, Mortimer's father made a living as an infamous pickpocket with his wife as an accomplice.
13 years prior, by a dusty Cliffside in the rain outside of London...
"Ah-hahaha! Look at the state of that wreck!" the thief cackled as he looked upon the wrecked carriage, and the seemingly dead man lying outside of it. "Whoever this blighter was must've died quick-like after that tumble. He and his family weren't hunting for coin then if these fine clothes be tellin' true."
"Oh, dear Ratigan! The mother is dead, but the baby with her is still alive. She must've protected him with her body," Ratigan's wife Kitty told her partner as she heard faint whimpers come from inside the wrecked carriage.
"D'you think I give a damn about some snot-nosed whelp? The babe will join his mother soon enough anyway," Ratigan told Kitty with an impatient hiss, as he dug through the man's pockets and belongings and found a strange stone mask hidden inside the man's briefcase. "Wot's this then? An eerie looking thing here. Who knows what it'll be worth. No matter, let's pull out his pearly teeth. They're sure to fetch a pretty penny-" he mused out loud before flinching as the man sprung awake.
"The wills of fate and providence have sent me aid. I offer you my thanks. Tell me, what has become of my wife and son?" the man asked.
"I regret to say your wife, bless her heart, has gone on to the other plane. But the baby is alive and well," Ratigan told the man, who shed a solitary tear for his dearly departed beloved.
"Fate can be cruel. My name is Walter Elias Disney; would you, my savior, tell me your name before my senses fail again?" the man introduced himself.
"Eh? So this bloomin' peacock thinks I'm here out of the goodness of me heart? Ah-heheheh, what a Class-A sucker! Still, I should oblige his request." "I am known as Professor Ratigan, your Lordship."
"Then Ratigan, I promise you that I will honor your goodwill in turn, whenever you or your family may be in need," Walter answered.
Back in the present day, a day or so later...
Mortimer stood over the grave of his father Ratigan with a scowl on his face.
"You were a devious trickster, and just as slimy as your namesake..." Mortimer growled under his breath as he glared at the tombstone. "Your slovenly monstrous behavior drove Mother to suicide, but those riches you have promised me with the Disney estate? I shall claim them and more, and accomplish what you have failed to do: exceed those who believe they would stand above the likes of us. The family will be the key; now rot in hell, vermin!" he declared as he quite literally spat on the gravestone before trudging away.
And that finishes this first chapter. I hope you enjoyed this little update and please remember to leave a review to let me know what you think about the story! See you all next time, and may your heart be your guiding key.