Alek Isaiah Marroquin
The Good, The Bad, and The Awkward
These are my good and bad and very awkward moments so without further ado enjoy the story.
Good moments:
1. I won a prize that expired weeks ago.
2. I got one of my old favorite games and ended up losing it.
3. I found 20 dollars on a sidewalk on my birthday and wasted it all on arcade machines.
4. I got a flip phone.
Bad moments:
1. I ended up sending my mom to the E.R. twice.
2. I embarrassed myself at the talent show.
3. I was caught in the school computer lab watching hentai.
4. I broke one of my friend's belongings.
5. I ended up getting my family pulled over by the police.
6. I almost killed my uncle with a rifle.
7. I was caught watching porn 6 times.
8. I ended up getting my family bankrupt.
9. I ended up getting on probation after the computer lab incident.
The Awkward moments:
1. I was caught watching my little pony: friendship is magic(which is awesome BTW)
2. I was caught watching hentai AGAIN.
3. My friend licked my arm 3 times. Not all in one day.
4. I saw my aunt changing once sadly. (I still have nightmares up to this day)
5. When someone explained the birds and the bee's to me.
6. When my mom was talking about sex to me.
7. When my dad told me how to watch porn without my mom finding out.
8. When it was mating season and I saw two squirrels "wrestling."