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Harley woke up and stretched. She gave Mr. Snugglepuff a hug and got out of bed. She quickly showered and went back to her room. She put on a pair of tight black jeans and a red and black tee shirt. She put on a pair of socks followed by a pair of black combat boots. She put her hair up in pigtails, grabbed her .357 revolver and made sure it all six chambers were loaded. She put it in a holster on her belt and walked to the living room and found Ivy sitting on the couch drinking coffee.

"Mornin' Red" Harley said. "

Morning Harl" Ivy said "there is fresh coffee in the pot."

"Thanks" Harley said.

There was a noise outside.

"What was that?" Ivy asked.

Harley shrugged and walked towards the window.

She looked out and asked "uh Red, what would ya say if I told ya Wondah Woman is in our yard?"

"What?" Ivy asked as she ran to the window.

"Don't worry" Harley said "we haven't done nothin' wrong. I'll go see what she wants. Besides, I've always wanted to try something."

Harley opened the door, walked out and asked "can we help ya?"

"I just need to have a word with you" she said.

"Ok, I guess" Harley said "but first, is it true ya can block bullets with your bracelets?"

"Yes" Wonder Woman said.

Harley drew her revolver and asked "can I?"

"If you must" Wonder Woman said.

Harley smiled, aimed and fired three rounds. Wonder Woman easily deflected the bullets smiling.

"That was so cool!" Harley said "promise ya ain't here to try to take us to prison?"

"Yes" Wonder Woman said "I swear on my honor as an Amazon princess."

"Alright" Harley said "come on in."

She walked inside and held the door open for Wonder Woman. She walked in and sat in a chair next to the couch. Ivy just looked at her.

"Coffee?" Harley asked.

"No thank you" Wonder Woman said.

Harley sat next to Ivy on the couch.

"Why are you here?" Ivy asked.

"I am here on behalf of Batman and Superman" Wonder Woman said "the Justice League has kept an eye on you two. We have seen you take down several villains and save several civilians. We would like to invite you to join the Justice League."

"What's the catch?" Harley asked.

"No catch" Wonder Woman said.

"Can we talk in private for a minute?" Ivy asked.

"Of course" Wonder Woman said "I will wait outside."

They waited for her to leave.

"What do ya think?" Harley asked.

"I don't know" Ivy said "it could be a trap."

"I say we try it" Harley said "I mean, we would get to go to space and maybe get on the League's good side. They might go easy if we ever mess up."

"I…I just don't know Harl" Ivy said.

"I got an idea" Harley said "I'll go with her and ya stay here for a day or two. I'll tell 'em you're taking care of a few things. If anything seems suspicious, I'll call ya."

Ivy thought for a minute and said "ok, be careful."

Harley hugged her and said "count on it."

Ivy returned the embrace and said "see you in a few days."

Harley walked outside and said "ok, ya got us Wondah Woman. I'll go with ya now, Red's gonna stay here for a day or two to get everything in ordah."

"Outstanding" Wonder Woman said "please get your costume and anything you may need for a fight."

"My costume?" Harley asked.

"Yes" Wonder Woman said "you may bring clothes like the ones you were wearing, but in battle we always wear our costumes."

"Ok" Harley said "gimmie a few minutes."

"Take your time" Wonder Woman said.

Harley walked to her room and came back a little while later with a suitcase, a duffel bag and her hammer.

"Ready" she said.

"Very well" Wonder Woman said "let's go to the invisible jet."

"Cool" Harley said.

Harley followed her and bumped into her invisible jet.

"Ya oughta paint this thing" Harley said "it would be easier to see."

"Yes it would, but that would defeat the purpose of an invisible jet" Wonder Woman said.

She helped Harley into the jet and took off. Ivy watched them until she couldn't see them anymore. She walked back inside and hoped everything would be ok. Soon, Wonder Woman and Harley arrived at the Watch Tower.

"I can't believe I'm in space" Harley said smiling.

Some of the League members walked over to meet her.

Flash zoomed over and said "Harley, nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Thanks Mistah Flash" Harley said "I think, but ya do know we've met before right?"

"I know" he said "can I carry something for you? Your hammer?"

"It's a little heavy" Harley said.

"Heavy to you and heavy to me are probably different" Flash said smiling.

Harley handed him the hammer. As soon as she let go the hammer fell to the ground, taking Flash with it.

"Are ya ok?" Harley asked.

"Oh yeah" he said "I'm fine."

Harley grabbed the hammer in her right hand and picked it up.

"How much does that thing weigh?" Flash asked.

"A hundred and fifty pounds" Harley said "why?"

"Just wondering" Flash said "remind me to stay on your good side. I don't even want to know how much you bench."

Harley smiled and asked "who am I sharin' a room with?"

"Nobody" Flash said "you will have your own room."

"Awesome" Harley said.

"I'll show you to your room" Wonder Woman said.

"Thanks Wondah Woman" Harley said.

As they walked to her room, Wonder Woman looked at her bags and asked "what did you bring?"

"Clothes, my costume and makeup, weapons and ammo."

"Ammunition?" Wonder Woman asked.

"Well yeah" Harley said "guns work bettah when they have bullets."

"True" Wonder Woman said "we will have to have a meeting about your firearms."

"Why?" Harley asked "Green Arrow shoots people and Batman throws razor sharp bat-o-rangs and explosives at people."

"True" Wonder Woman said "here is your room."

She pushed a button and a door slid open.

"Nice" Harley said.

"Unpack and get settled in" Wonder Woman said "and change into your costume. We recommend being in costume at all times in the Watch Tower. We never know when we may be called into battle."

"Ok" Harley said.

Wonder Woman left and Harley began to unpack.

Wonder Woman found Batman and asked "are you sure about letting Quinn join?"

"I want Poison Ivy to join" he said "she has changed her ways and her control of plants and her extremely high IQ will prove very useful. I knew she wouldn't come unless I invited Quinn as well. Although, Quinn is not a terrible addition either. She is worth five in a fight, ten if she's mad. We just need to keep an eye on her."

"Very well" Wonder Woman said "I will trust your judgement."

An hour later, Green Arrow, Flash and Green Lantern were walking down a hallway talking. Harley stepped out of her room in front of them. All three of them stopped and stared at her. Harley was wearing a black and red tank top and corset like top, a black belt, skin tight leather pants that were black on the right and red on the left with a red knee high boot on her right leg and a black one on her right leg. She had a black mesh sleeve that came up to her elbow and a red fingerless glove on her right arm and a red sleeve and black glove on her left. Her face was painted white with bright red lipstick and black circles around her eyes.

Harley looked around and asked "what?"

Black Canary walked up behind Harley and sighed at the sight before her.

"Why don't you boys pick your chins up off the floor?" Canary asked "especially you Ollie."

Arrow cleared his throat and rubbed the back of his neck as all three of them blushed.

"Come on Harley" Canary said as she put her arm around Harley's shoulder and led her away.

"How ya doin' Birdie?" Harley asked "I ain't seen ya since ya were captured."(1)

"I'm doing just fine" Canary said "welcome to the Justice League."

"Thanks" Harley said "what were those guys starin' at?"

"You" Canary said "they stare at every woman they see in a tight or revealing costume, especially Flash. Come on, I'll show you around."

"Ok" Harley said.

Canary led her down a hall and said "down there is our cafeteria. Anything you want to eat, they can make it" they walked farther "over here is our gym, we have every kind of exercise equipment you can imagine."

"Do ya have a balance beam and parallel bars?" Harley asked.

"No" Canary said "but I'll see that we get them as soon as possible."

"Thanks" Harley said.

"No problem" Canary said "come on."

She led her farther. "Our meeting room is down that way" Canary said "and down here is the computer and intelligence room."

Meanwhile, in the meeting room Batman and Superman were talking to Martian Man Hunter.

"Are you sure you want me to do that?" Man Hunter asked.

"Yes" Batman said "we need to test her to make sure, J'onn."

"I'm not fond of the idea" Superman said.

"It needs to be done" Batman said "we have to know."

"Very well" J'onn said.

As Canary and Harley walked down a hallway, they heard a familiar voice behind them that sent a chill down Harley's spine.

"Harley? What are you doing with the Justice League? Betraying your Puddin'? I'll have to set you straight, again."

They heard knuckles cracking.

Harley drew her revolver as she spun around. She found herself pointing the barrel between the Joker's eyes. She glared at him and pulled the hammer back. Canary gasped.

"Ya got ten seconds to get the Bat before I blow his worthless brains all ovah this spaceship" Harley said.

Batman and Superman walked up. The Joker morphed into Martian Man Hunter.

Harley lowered her pistol and asked "wha…what's goin' on?"

"We had to make sure you wouldn't just kill someone we have to fight" Batman said "even if you hate them."

"Ya couldn't have just used a random thug?!" Harley asked "ya had to use the sick, sadistic bastard who mentally and physically abused me every day?! The person who burrowed their way into my head, ruined my career as a doctah and turned me to a life of crime?! Ya do realize he tortured me, that he broke me down until I was nothin' but a sidekick with no self-esteem?! What happened to trustin' your teammates and takin' care of each othah?! What are ya gonna do when Red gets here?! Take a lawnmower to a flower garden?!"

She shoved her revolver back in the holster and walked back towards her room.

"Nice one Bruce" Canary said as she went after Harley.