So as the title states, this was written at 3 am. Random, OOC, and completely crazy. Flames accepted.
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Suddenly, Angel popped out from through a bush.
"She's a pig!" Angel yelled as she picked a twig from her hair. Max walked over with a blonde afro -wig "hey jasper."
"Hey," Jackson Rathbone or something said.
"Wow, who are you?"
"You'll never know…" Jackson Rathbone or something said while he slipped away into the bushes.
"He's my buddy." Angel said.
"Then why did you ask him who he was?" Max/Jasper asked.
"Yellow!" Jasper/Max said.
"Exactly," Angel replied. They looked over at Ella who was lying on the grass…dead. She died after eating too many mints on her blind date with Sam, who she ditched for the Walmart store manager, which was actually a triple date with Max/Fang and Angel/Angel's nameless date.(A/N we were on sugar highs and not thinking. . . lets just pretend Angel isn't six anymore. . .)
"So when do you have that date with the Wal-mart store manager?" Max not Jasper asked Ella.
"Yeh, you two are really hitting it off." Angel winked.
"What?" Max asked.
"Wait, I never got to tell Jackson Rathbone or something that he's beautiful!" Angel yelled as she too ran into the bushes, "don't worry what's-his-face, I'm coming!"
"That's what I thought you said, "Max said.
"El-lah, it's rude to ignore people." Max said even though she said something it's another paragraph.
"I'm not ready for my pancake fitting!" Fang added.
"Gosh darn it Fang, I told you to get ready five minutes ago!" Angel said dragging Jackson Rathbone or whatever/what's-his-face with her.
"Well, Ella's not ready either!"
"Obviously!" Angel yelled.
"Yeah, seriously Fang," Jackson Ratchabonnett exclaimed.
"I guess you're right." Fang sighed.
"Fang, I think we should make out." Max suggested.
"DONTCHA START THAT AGAIN!" Jackson Ratchabonnett said, "WUT KIND OF A GURL DO YEW THINK I AMMMMM?"
"I'd like to but not until I'm done getting ready for my pancake fitting." everyone stood there silent doing nothing.
"Okay I'm ready!"
"So let's make out!" Max suggested.
"Not until I'm ready for my pancake fitting!"
"What kind of girl do you think I am?" Jackson Ratchabonnett said.
"Yellow!" Jasper/Max said.
"Exactly," Angel agreed.
"OMG are you cheating on meh?!" Iggy asked barging in on the group.
"Noooooo…" everyone 'xept Iggy, Angel and Ella said.
"Oh, okay good," Iggy said. "I thought I was…uh…let's make out!"
"Okay!" Fang smiled.
"Hey!" Max screeched.
"I was talking to Jackson Ratchabonnett."
"Sure you were." Angel said rolling her eyes. "do you approve of this Ella?" everyone looked at Ella's dead body.
"That's exactly what I said!" Angel yelled.
"Well I guess if Katrina doesn't approve I won't make out with Jackson Ratchabonnett." Iggy said.
"Excuse me that's what's-his-face to you!" Jackson Ratchabonnett said z-snapping his fingers.
"Oh, sorry." Angel sighed.
"Let's have kids!" Iggy suggested.
"Oh-kay." Max said, "but not here…in a cave or something."
"b-but we're supposed to make out!" Fang cried.
"No, I'm supposed to carry the flowers," the guy said.
"Who's dat?" everyone asked.
"The Wal-mart store manager." the store manager of Wal-mart said.
"Oh, right!" Angel said.
"Actually I don't know what I was talking abo-"
"yes you do!" Angel interrupted.
"Can I be the flower girl?" Jackson Ratchabonnett asked.
"No that's the guy's job, remember?" Fang said "now if you'll excuse me I have to go get ready for the one thing with the place and the guy."
"The flower girl?" someone asked.
"Who cares," Fang replied.
"OOOh I do!" Max said.
"I think maybe we should all go to Chippy Dippy's Wonderland." Iggy said.
"Fang has to make out with me first." Max said.
"Fine." Fang sighed, he gave Max a hug.
"Cheap-o" Angel said.
"Sorry, I can't afford a kiss." Fang said.
"What's-his-face can! He's gots muney's cuz he's famous for wearing a blonde afro-wig!"
"Is that true?" Fang said.
"Yeah, and looking constipated." Jackson Ratchabonnett replied.
"How about we all go to that Hippy Skippy place now?" the store manager from Wal-mart said.
"Not until I make out with Max!" Fang said.
"Okay!" Max squealed. Fang hugged her.
"I still can't afford hugs." Fang pointed out.
"Oh, that's cool." Iggy smiled.
"Noooooo." Max said.
"SHUT UP!" Angel shouted.
"WUT, why?" Max/Jasper asked.
"I need to tie my shoe." Angel said pulling Iggy's hair.
"Oh, that makes sense." Fang nodded. He gave Max another hug.
"FAIL!" Jeb said. Everyone threw pies at him.
"Can we all go now?" Iggy asked. His hair was tied to Angel's shoe.
"Are you ready Ella?" Angel asked. "Well, too bad!" Angel exclaimed. "We're leaving NOW." everyone started to walk and Angel had to drag Iggy along since his hair was tied to her shoe.
"We're here!" Angel yelled.
"But I thought Trippy Flippy's Thunderland was in like west Georgabama." Jackson Ratchabonnett said, "how'd we get here this fast?"
"I'm bored." Iggy said, "I've always hated this place."
"Didn't you suggest we come here?" Max asked.
"Yeah…what's your point?" Angel got really mad all of a sudden. She untied her shoe and Iggy popped right up.
"Frosted Flakes, they're mo-" Max was cut off by Fang's lips. "but I thought you couldn't afford-"
"KISSES!" Jackson Ratchabonnett cut in.
"yeah, well we're at Lippy Flippy's now."
"I thought it was Slippy Rippy's." Angel said.
"No, I think it's Bippy Pippy's." Jackson blah said.
"Or was it Kippy Shippy's?" the store manager form Wal-mart questioned.
"I thought we were at Target…" everyone turned to look at Iggy.
"…wait are we at Target?" Fang asked.
"I'm not really sure…"
Everyone stood there for quite some time 'till they noticed that the Wal-mart store manager was making out with Ella's dead body. Then Max and Fang began to make out too.
"I feel left out." Angel said to Jackson Rathbone or something. They started making out too. Soon Iggy was the only one left not making out. Iggy ran and grabbed a random stranger off da street. "heyy baby. Can I have a chain?"
"Heyy, I know yew!" the random stranger said. "You're that Iggy guy!"
"I am?" Iggy questioned.
"Who knows, we're at Target aren't we?"
"You wanna make out?" Iggy asked.
"We're guys."
"Exactly!" Angel said.
"Good point." Iggy said.
"But I'm not ready for that stage in our relationship! What kind of girl do you think I am?"
"A pretty one" Iggy replied.
"Umm…okay then…thanks?" the random stranger said.
"Wait a second, you're GAZZY!"
"I am?"
"Who knows we're at Target." Iggy said, "so anyways, can we make out?"
"Ummm, no."
"Too bad."
So there was a giant make out fest in the middle of Lippy Gippy's and it was all good and stuff…
TEH END!!!!
Wow. . . I'm really wondering why I'm posting this but yeah. If (for whatever weird reason) you actually liked this, please review and I'll try to post the 2nd one (we wrote two).
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