Right, this is only for fun so don't give me reviews like 'Their OOC! This is so ******* BAD!'. This is what me and my friends acted out in class, because we were pretending to be Twilight characters. I was the main character for this sketch, Rosalie. It takes place in Science and everyone is getting ready to test their parachutes(Don't ask). All Cullens and Hales are vampires and Bella is a human, I am using people from class so no Mike Newton!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. I just can't commit to writing a whole book, I'd get to the third chapter and get bored!

Rosalie POV

I was sat at a desk in a group with Edward, Jasper, Alice and two other girls. We had to make a stupid parachute, it is 6thgrade work but we still had to do it. I wanted to sit with Emmett desperately, but the teacher had him in a group with five giggling girls. If they laid a finger on him....
My thoughts were interrupted by Alice's elbow nudging my side, "Rose! Don't do that to him. You know it will break his heart, nothing good will come of it! You were warned, just remember that." Alice whispered.
She must of seen what I was going to tell Emmett tonight, it was breaking my heart aswell. But I had to do this. Maybe I should do it know? Edward, tell Jasper to make the room filled with calm, please? Edward nodded slightly and soon I felt very calm. I got up from my seat and walked over to Emmett.
"Hey, honey! What brings you over here? Don't kill these lovely ladies I am sat with!" Emmett smiled at me, god why does he always make things much harder then they need to be? I glared back at him, and wriggled out of his arms around my waist.
"Emmett don't call me that! I don't want you to call me that ever again! And there is no need to kill these 'lovely ladies', they will probably be happy with what I am about to say." I shrieked at him, he looked a bit frightened now and the girls were slowly backing away.
"Emmett. How do I say this? Oh I know! I don't love you anymore. Sorry, but well there is someone else I like." I told him blankly. He looked crushed, I walked back to my table were my brothers and sister were gaping at me.
"What did you do that for?! Now we have to listen to him complain all night! And you still have to share a room with him!" Edward shouted at me, trying to be quiet so he wouldn't be sent out.
"Edward, just shut up! It wouldn't be like that if it was you breaking up, with someone like Emmett. He would think it was a april fools day prank, even in March!" I shouted back. Alice just stared at me smug. Jasper was trying to make the situation funny by sending lust directly at me and Edward, it worked. Soon me and Edward were sat under the table making out while Jasper was sat snickering. I ain't gonna complain because that was the best moment of my existence! When we got back up and sat at the table Edward's face was smeared with lip stick, and Emmett was watching us getting very angry. Edward was shocked and whispered at Jasper, "What did you do that for? Are you stupid? Do you want me to get ripped apart by Emmett?"
"Eddie, c'mon. Gotta admit even if Emmett comes after you, that was still the best thing you have ever done!" I chirped, getting looks from my whole family. Did I just say that out loud? Edward, I didn't mean it! I really wanted to say that I did mean it. But he would never want me, even if I can get rid of Bella. Maybe breaking up with Emmett was a big mistake.

At break Edward came with me and Alice to get our books. When Alice had left with Jasper, Iturned around and found myself pressed up against my locker. With Edward kissing me ferociously. When I finally managed to get Edward off of me, we had spectators. I turned to find loads of kids staring at us in shock and Emmett stood wiping Bella's tears from her face. What have we done, Edward?

When we got home Emmett told Carlisle and Esme what had happened. And the whole family was called for a family meeting, I sat as far away from Emmett as I could.
"Where do I start? First Rosalie breaks up with Emmett, not that bad, then she goes and makes out with Edward under the science table, then at break Edward and Rosalie are found making out again! Edward, did you ever think how Bella would feel when she found her boyfriend kissing his sister?!" Carlisle shouted. The lecture went on for two hours, then we were left to do anything we wanted. My mind opened up to the meaning of anything. I walked into my room ready to move my stuff into the spare bedroom away from Emmett, to find Edward laid on my bed half naked!
"Rose, I know what you're thinking. I want you as much as you want me! I wanted to say something all week, but couldn't with Emmett there." He whispered seductively. I could feel my feet pull me towards him. And one thing led to another. Unfortunately vampireshave very good hearing, but Bella definitely doesn't! Bella walked in on us in a unforgivable position. She then started crying and tried to run away but fell over, leading all the family to come up and see what the thud was. They too saw me and Edward, it wasn't bad when they saw me like this with Emmett but when they saw I was with Edwardall they could do was look at us in horror. The next day my family wouldn't talk or even look at me or Edward, it was the worst day of my life. Things got better when Esme accepted that me and Edward were together because then everyone else took us seriously. Things didn't end bad for Emmett or Bella, Bella went of with the mutt and Emmett found a human that loved him for his personality.

10 years later

Me and Edward are still going strong and so are Emmett and Stasja(his girlfriend). We don't know about Bella, we see her in port angeles sometimes. She often has a toddler with her, but no sign of the mutt. The family have forgoten about Bella now and Edward never mentions her, we are happily married and have an amazing nightlife!

Hope you enjoyed! This was just acted for the first bit were she breaks up with Emmett in class, and that was my idea aswell. So this story belongs to me, but the characters belong to Stephanie Meyers except Stasja.