I was told to do one and only one thing ('stay away from little gray' which sounds even more creepy now that I'm saying it out loud) and I couldn't even do that, because sadly 'little Gray' herself wanted me even more then I wanted her.
'Teach me, teach me, Mark'
And that night that I could never in my life forget, I taught her each and everything I knew for hours and hours (while guilt was building up inside my gut).
-
"Did Derek Shepherd just beat that crap out of you because of me?"
(when we break up, and I say when loosely because so far it isn't coming any time soon, I hope, she'll have a field day with this because after all I did fight about her with my best friend, make that my only friend)
"Hey, I beat him up pretty well too, he just got the first punch in that's all, and yes I did just get in a fist fight because of you. And it was worth each and every hit, Lexie."
As you can see (because I know your watching very closely because 'Mark being nice! Has the world ended?') besides getting hit in the head one too many times I had gone a little soft because of the girl standing before me fussing over each cut and bleeding wound.
"Thanks."
"Now don't let this go to your head, Little Gray. It's a one time thing."
So I'm the Mark 'Mcdreamy' you all know and love (hate might be more like it) but it's quite clear I'm a even better version of myself and that's all because of her.
(plus I won't get slapped anymore and called a 'sexist pig' almost every day, oh joy!)