A/N: So this entire thing is a dream that I had one Sunday morning. You know you've mastered fanfiction when you literally dream up your own ones... (and I wasn't even in this one this time! However I think sometimes I was first person Jane yet not at the same time...)

Patrick Jane looked down at the body in front of him. It used to astonish him how trouble always found him. It no longer surprised him now however, as it had been this way his whole life.

He had stopped at a garage sale on the way to the CBI offices to look for a lamp for his desk. His had shorted out and needed to be replaced.

When he entered the garage, not finding the owner in the yard, this was the site he found. He checked the man's pulse but there wasn't one.

Jane exited the garage and took out his phone to call Lisbon.

"Hey Jane. You on your way in?" Lisbon said when she picked up the phone.

"Uh, yeah, I was. Got a problem now."

"What's that?" she asked.

"I've appeared to have stumbled upon a body at a garage sale... and, considering the condition of his finger nails, I'd say he's not the owner." Jane explained.

"Finger nails? Ok, well, stay there, we're on our way. What's the address?"

"1179 Green Dr."

"Alright, stay put."

Jane hung up the phone and slipped it into his pocket. He walked around the garage and the man, taking in the scene so he could give Lisbon information when they got here.

His thoughts were disturbed when an old car pulled up to the curve outside. He left the dark garage and greeted the woman who began to get out of the car.

"Sorry ma'am, we're closed." he said.

"Aw, can't I take a quick look? I wont stay long."

"I must insist you leave. Sorry."

The lady gave him a dirty look as she got back in her car and drove off.

Jane was walking back and was almost in the garage when someone pulled up again, but into the driveway, taking their time to back up into it.

What is this a black Friday sale, he thought.

A tall lady got out of her car and smiled at Jane. He started to tell her to leave when she cut him off by pulling out a gun.

"Woh there. Its just a garage sale. I don't know where the cash is but take any items thar you want." he tried to negotiate.

She laughed.

"Get back in the garage!" she demanded.

Jane backed up, hands up in surrender.

The lady popped open her trunk to reveal... Jane's body?

"Who the heck is that and why does he look like me?" Jane asked, bewildered.

Still smiling, she dragged the body into the garage and stood it up near the other body.

"Help me stand him up from behind." she asked with a sticky sweetness to her voice.

Jane went behind (himself?) and held him up parallel to his own body.

She let go and quickly whipped her gun out.

"What are you- AHH!" Jane collapsed as a bullet ripped through the man in front him, then through his shoulder.

He could've sworn he heard his twin moan as well.

He barely had time to think and recover at all before he was being dragged towards the car's trunk. She shoved him in then took some cleaning supplies and quickly cleaned the small trail of blood that led to the car. She left the blood splatter that was on the walls and slightly repositioned the other man in their shared pool of blood.

He attempted to weakly get out of the car but she shoved him in with the supplies and shut the lid before calmly driving off.

That was well planned but ultimately sloppy, Jane thought.

Jane could barely concentrate with the hole in his shoulder. He knew he should be somewhat grateful that it was only his shoulder but knew he was still in a dangerous situation. A gun shot was still a gun shot.

Hopefully Lisbon would realize immediately that it wasn't really him and this wouldn't delay them finding him. The psycho lady probably thought that the police would honestly believe it was him and that the guy would die, leaving them to think Jane was dead.

Ohh please come quick, he pleaded to Lisbon silently.

A/N: So... like? Like I said, this is all from a dream. Of coarse this is more solid than my somewhat ambiguous dream, so sorry if somethings seem a little... far-fetched. But I promise the identical twin body thing will be explained.