Hey Elederscrolls fandom! Beware, The Moonclaw is here with another one of her humor fics. If you've been following my stuff, you know the drill.
If not, then the explanation is simple; my brother and I play video games and we tend to make up jokes while playing. This leads me to write them down into these little collections I call "LOL's". This is meant to be a funny take on scenes throughout games, so please don't take offense.
We're really obsessed with Skyrim right now and I've been meaning to get some of these shorts up.
There isn't any order to these, and expect spoilers.
I hope you enjoy!
"Our hero, our hero, claims a warrior's heart,"
The Dark Elf bard at this tavern had a descent voice, unlike so many of the bards around the world and the Dragonborn sighed in relief. Coming into these places bad enough when every person and their dog wanted to give you a quest; it was worse when the stupid signer couldn't hold a tune.
"I tell you, I tell you, the Dragonborn comes,"
He perked up and quickly looked around for said bard, needing to find her right away.
"With a voice wielding power, of the ancient Nord art,"
The Dragonborn ran up to her, eyes wide and a smile on his face.
"Believe, believe, the Dragonborn comes,"
He pointed at himself, "That's me!"
*Ego level up, level 45*
This was definitely his favorite place so far in the world.
My brother made the bard in Windhelm sing "The Dragonborn Comes" so he could hear it, and while she was singing I ran up to the TV and put my hand across the top, saying "Ego level up"
And this chapter was born...