Chapter 1: A Typical Vocaloid Day
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Kaito walked through the front door of the Vocaloid house and immediately went for the freezer. Len stared at the older boy with curiousity.
" Kaito-nii? Why do you like ice cream?" he asked.
Kaito tossed his blue hair. " Why do you like bananas?"
" Touche," Len said staring at the fruit in his hands.
Rin walked in, tossing an orange in constantly in the air. She planted herself in the seat next to Len.
" What's up guys?"
" Len has question my love for ice cream!" Kaito accused.
Len's jaw dropped.
" I did not!"
Rin rolled her eyes.
" Just kiss and get it over with," she muttered peeling the orange.
The two boys eyed each other, as if they were sending each other telepathic messages. Rin watched them, a little confused and continued eating her orange. Len stood up abruptly and slammed his hands on the table.
" Oh, you did not just go there Kaito!" he yelled.
" It's true and we all know it," he smirked.
" What the heck is going on?" Rin exclaimed.
Len turned to face his sister.
" He said that we will always be the second best vocaloids!"
Rin's jaw dropped.
" Oh no you didn't..." she looked at Len. " You know what to do."
Len nodded.
" Kaito Shion!" I stabbed a finger in Kaito's direction. " I, Kagamine Len, hereby challenge you to a duel!"
" A duel!" Miku's head popped in. " Lemme call Neru! Don't do anything until everyone get's here!"
She ran away.
" I accept," Kaito pointed his spoon at Len.
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The living room was full. Everyone either leaning against the house or sitting on blankets. Teto, Haku, Ted, Mikuo, Nero, Meiko, Kiyoteru-sensei, Honne Dell, Luka, Gakupo, Gumi, Gumo, Lily, even Kaai Yuki and Gachapoid were there. Everyone in the Vocaloid family had come to witness this. Rin was behind Len massaging his shoulders.
" Remember Len, Bakaito is bigger than you, but you're smaller and faster," she encouraged. " You can do this."
Miku was behind Kaito, giving him a quick pep talk and massaging his shoulders.
" Remember Kaito, Shotacon over there is quick on his feet, but we have our secret weapon," Miku said. " If you see yourself faltering, gimme the signal and I'll release the secret weapon."
Kaito nodded. He threw down his blue jacket at the same time Len threw his down.
" Let's do this Bakaito," Len sneered.
Kaito smirked. " Bring it, Shotacon."
Len face became a picture of hatred.
" We'll see if anyone thinks I'm such a shota after this!"
Rin and Miku handed the two boys their weapons. Mikuo stood in between them.
" The rules are set, there will be no foul play," he said. " May the best fighter win."
" Round one."
Their fingers flashed across the controllers as their characters on the screen threw punches at each other.
" Come on Len!" Rin screamed. " You call yourself a fighter? You can do better than that!"
" Kaito! You think this good? Your life bar is almost gone!" Miku yelled at him. " Come on! That's it! Drop kick his ass into puberty!"
" Len has hit puberty!" Rin snapped.
" Oh yeah? Sing Rin Rin Signal for us Len!"
" Don't pay attention to her Len," Rin said quickly. " She's just jealous that she doesn't have a cute shota like me."
" Thanks," he replied. " I think."
" End of Round One."
Len jumped up in success.
" Oh yeah! Whatcha gonna do bout that Kaito?" Len laughed.
" Dude," Ted smirked. " You just got trashed by a shota."
" Okay Len, this isn't over," Kaito said. " Round two. Now."
Smirking, Len sat down and picked up his controller.
" Round Two."
By now everyone had seperated into teams. Len's team: Rin, Gumo, Mikuo, Yuki, Mikuo, Nero, Teto, and Neru. Kaito's team : Miku, Meiko, Gakupo, Luka, Gachapoid, Kiyoteru-sensei, Teto, and Dell.
" Come on Kaito!" Gumi took his shoulders and began shaking them wildly. " You can do it!"
" I can't if you keep shaking my shoulders!"
Len's character flew across the screen and died. kaito's team jumped up in celebration.
" End of Round Two."
" Oh! In your face shota!"
" Shut up! We've got one more round!"
" Round Three."
Kaito sat down and the two began to fight. Miku snuck away in the height of excitement. Rin caught her at the corner of her eye and followed, telling Teto to support Len.
" Hatsune Miku," Rin said a dark aura growing around her. " Where are you going?"
Miku backed away.
" Uh...bathroom," she lied.
" Where's Neru," Rin demanded.
" You can't have her!" Miku ran down the hall and Rin tackled her. She mercilessly tugged on the girl's teal hair.
" Get off!" Miku pushed her into the wall and began to crawl away.
" Oh no you don't!" Rin grabbed Miku's legs and pulled her back. Rin ran forward only to be tripped by Miku. She kicked up her feet, probably hitting the girl's face, and opened her room door. Neru jumped up in surprise.
" Neru! Len needs you!" Rin exclaimed.
Neru shot out of there as if Len had been standing there without a shirt. Miku reached the door and groaned.
" Kaito's gonna lose for sure now!"
She ran away back to the living room and Rin followed her. It was strangely quiet. Rin and Miku looked at the screen and saw that they both had a knock out.
" What happened?" they both cried.
Kaito and Len both pointed at Neru clinging to Len like a lifeline.
" I was almost at a knock out, when Neru here just jumps in here screaming," Kaito groaned.
" And I got a few extra punches in but then she threw off my game and we both got killed."
It was silent.
"...So...what now?" Rin asked.
" Food obsession party?"
" Sounds good to me," Teto said.
" Got any leeks?"
" And carrots?"
" Where do you keep the tuna Rin?"
" Me and Haku are just gonne head to the bar..."
Ah, just a typical day in the Vocaloid Household...
Author's Note: Kay, did you like it? I bet you did. Cuz I liked it. And there's no plotline at all. Just a string of chapters explaining how the Vocaloids spend their days. Review please! Or else Teto will come after you with french bread... :)