Disclaimer: I do not, unfortunately, own the Harry Potter series.
How Great Gryffindor Is
Hooray, you're brave! As brave as they come!
Yes, your tale of greatness has barely begun!
For it doesn't matter who, or what, or where-
as long as there's evil, you will be there!
Who cares about wit, about smarts, about clever?
Gryffindors have been best since the start of forever!
If you have loyalty you're quickly tossed away-
left to watch on the sidelines as the lions save the day!
You say you're hardworking? Well no one gives a shit!
You dare mutter ambition! You foul, slimy git!
Slytherin, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff? I couldn't care less-
anything but Gryffindor and you're a definite mess!
AN: I am not a professional poet (obviously), this is just something that I came up with. It is original. Please review and critique - it could be worse.
Thank you.