Grell: Hiiii Bassy-chan.
Sebastian: *sigh* What are you doing in the young master's mansion?
Grell: I came to see you, honeybunches!
Sebastian: Please, don't call me that.
Grell: Fine.
Ciel: *calls down from upstairs* Sebastian, who's down there with you?
Grell: Crap.
Ciel: Is it that that damn shinigami again?
Sebastian: Er...
Ciel: *sigh* Get him out of here. That damn Alois Trancy and his butler will be here any moment.
Sebastian: Alois Trancy, young master?
Ciel: Yes. But...I didn't invite him over, the bastard.
Sebastian: Young master, if you did not invite him, then why is he here?
Ciel: It's Alois, for god sake. You know, Alois? With the booty shorts and the licking problem?
Sebastian: Yes, that's true. He invited himself, over, did he? Well, I can manage.
Ciel: Good. And that shinigami better be gone by now.
Grell: Adieu, Sebastian! Much love forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and-
Sebastian: Leave. *pushes Grell out the window*
Grell: Owww! Sebby-chan, that hurt!
William: Frivolity un-pertaining to your duty...oh my, looks like I'm going to have to confiscate another one of your death scythes.
Grell: Wha-What? Wiiiiill! When did you get here? And...WHAT?
William: *drags Grell along with him*
Grell: *calling to Sebastian* Wait for me, Sebas-chan, darling! We will meet again soon, for romance is in the air!
Alois: *calls from outside*Cieeeeeel! Oh, Cieeeeel! I'm totally getting impatient down here!
Ciel: Sebastian, let them in!
Sebastian: Yes, my lord. *opens door* Good evening. The young master will be down in a moment.
Alois: *pushes past Sebastian* Claude, come here! *Claude follows him* Like, OMG. Ciel's mansion is sooo drab and last year. Maybe I could help him decorate it?
Sebastian: I'm afraid that won't be necessary. The young master doesn't care for decorators...*flashback of the Lizzie incident* *shudders* No, that definitely won't be necessary.
Alois: What are you, stupid or something? Claude, is he stupid? Ciel needs to learn the ways of the amazing and fabulous.
Ciel: *comes down the stairs*
Alois: Ciel! OMG, I was totally thinking about like, painting your house a wicked hipster pink! It would make Claude here so totally jealous.
Claude: . . . . What. . .
Ciel: *face palm*
Alois: And we could totally have like, glitter on the wallpaper!
Ciel: NO. You are NOT going to paint my house any color than it already is, especially pink. Seriously! What is wrong with you?
Alois: *offended* Nothing's wrong with me. I just have an awesome-tastic style!
Claude: . . . .
Alois' Cell Phone: I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD-
Alois: Oh, that's my cell phone! One sec. *answers phone* Hello? No, this is Alois. Yes. . . No. HE DID WHAT? No. Fuck you. That's all. *hangs up phone and glares at Claude*
Claude: Not to be rude, but who was that?
Alois: Some asshole from France who said that you had signed up for some tap dancing musical WITHOUT MY CONSENT!
Claude: *lights up* Did I get the part?
Sebastian: . . .
Alois: Urgghhhh! I have TOLD you COUNTLESS TIMES to QUIT tapdancing! It's not manly!
Claude: Well. . . *glances at Alois' booty shorts* you're not exactly manly either, your highness.
Ciel: Why don't we...erm...have a cup of tea or something?
Alois: *ignores Ciel* SAY THAT AGAIN, CLAUDE!
Claude: . . . I said you're not exactly manly either, your higness.
Alois: You insult me. For your punishment, listen to Justin Bieber for fourteen hours straight.
Claude: *winces* I'm sorry, please not Justin Bieber.
Alois: *maniac laugh* OH YES! This will teach you to never insult me again!
Ciel: Um. . .
Alois: Oh and Ciel, we should make a date this week to go over decorations for your mansion. K? Bye! *heads toward door with Claude*
Ciel: *after Alois is gone* Honestly, I wonder about that boy.
Sebastian: I wonder about that butler.
~At Alois' Place~
Claude: Please, no! Anything but this!
Alois: Listen to him, Claude! LISTEN!
JB CD: Love me, love me, say that you love me-
Claude: NOOOOOOOOO!
Alois: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
A/N: That's all for now, hope you enjoyed it! Kudos for you if you got the Axis Powers Hetalia reference :P Anyways, please review and let me know if I should make another one!