Hello there my little friends :D
I have decided to write this story because I couldn't get the idea out of my head until I wrote it, its going to be around 5-10 chapters, i think. Its more like a one shot story, but its quite good.
Its called, Lets just hope it gets my nose. It sort of gives it away a little but the title sounded good.
It takes place around 5 months after S.I.T.N.O.P, Dave and Gee are together and Massimo is long gone.
It starts around Dave and Gee's first christmas together as offical snogging partners, something happens that will change their life. It 's going to all the way through 'this special thing thats going to happen.
I hope you like it.
P.S Check out my other story, Gee Nicks and her Marvy life.
P.P.S Its rated T because you have to be mature to understand the story.
Remember to review!!
X!~~Maddybee~~!X
Friday December 23rd
7.00pm
Getting ready for my big date with Dave. I am quite nervy actually, me and Dave have been going out for almost 5 months now, but there is something about tonight that is making me feel a nervy b coming on.
Mutti and Vatti have gone away with Libs and Uncle Eddie for the weekend down south so I will get the whole weekend to myself, finally.
I am still not sure what to wear and Dave is picking me up in an hour.
I have the choices of,
The Black dress or the White dress.
7.55pm
Decided on the Black dress, after all I don't want to look too wedding-y.
Wearing the black dress, black patent leather heels, sparkly black shrug, black clutch and dark Smokey make up, natural lippy and hair in nice bouncy curls.
Ready.
7.56pm
Waiting on the wall for Dave to pick me up, he said we were going for a meal. I hope he meant a restaurant-y type of meal because I am far too over dressed for McDonalds!!
I wonder if tonight is going to be like our first proper date? Oh, I haven't told you what happened did I?
Well....
After Massimo and Dave nearly had a fisticuffs, Massimo got all worked up at me shouting to never see Dave again, when I said no he lost his rang and went to hit Dave but missed and ended up hitting me by an accident, after that I told him to basically, 'get lost'. Me and Dave where still 'accidently' snogging even when we were both single and we thought 'why don't we carry on snogging but take away the accidently part?' And here we are now, still official snogging partners.
Dave walked around the corner looking handsome as ever, I gave him a big squeeze when he got to my wall.
8.25pm
Posh restaurant (not McDonald's yey!)
Phew! Not McDonalds then which is brills, how embarrassing would that be sitting in McDonald's wearing a party dress, heels, a clutch, and very grown up make-up?!?!?!
Looking at the menu trying to understand what it says, I don't understand menu's we live in England, yet Restaurants still write their menu in Italian, Stupid Italians I have hated them ever since Massimo left. Good Riddance.
"Are you excited for chrimbo?" I said while waiting for our spag bol to share (!) to arrive.
"Yeh, just don't want the whole Christmassy atmosphere to be over."
"Yeh I know what you mean, but after chrimbo you have still got Valentine's day and your birthday, so it's not all bad."
"No, I suppose my birthday will be quite cool I am planning on having a party actually, I was thinking the 14th of January would be a good date?"
"That would be marvy, No themes though that Rosie's thing and you know what Rosie can be like."
"Yeh." He laughed.
The Spaghetti bolognaise came and was delicious, I kept trying to feed Dave like they do in those really naff movies, but he didn't really understand the concept and kept trying to have 2 forks in his mouth at the same time (don't ask me).
When we finished the waitress came over to take out desserts me and Dave just looked at each other, we were stuffed and I don't think neither of us could handle another course.
Instead we just left to walked for a while, sometimes not even talking just enjoying each other's company.
We went to the park, where we finally sat down Dave turned to me and said,
"Gee, You know I love you more than the whole world and I just want to make sure you have a brilliant Christmas."
"You too Dave, But-"
That's when Mark Big Gob came along
"Oi Georgia, home alone tonight huh, Maybe I could come around and warm those fellas up for you?"
I looked at Dave you could see the thunder in his face he got up and walked up to Mark, he gave him a sharp blow to the face and Mark fell to the ground
"Now apologise!" Dave said in a naff Hitler accent. Mark tried to escape but he finally gave in and said,
"Sorry Georgia, I will leave you alone, just tell your boyfriend to get off me."
I nodded my head and Dave let him go, Mark went whimpering off.
Dave walked me home, he asked if I wanted him to stay the night, I knew Mark had been warned but that hadn't stopped him before.
Dave worked on a barrier of cushions on my bed so that we could have our space, I just told him to stop being so stupid as they was pillows left our heads.
Saturday 24th December.
9.00am
Bed.
Don't know why I woke up this early. It's just ridiculous. When I finally escaped Dave's iron grip I decided to wake him up, it couldn't be that hard could it?
Trying to wake up Dave is impossible. I have tried sitting on his stomach and chest to see if that would wake him up. No.
Brushing his hair. No.
Hitting him with the brush. No.
Blowing raspberries on his cheek. No.
Hitting him with a pillow. No.
Jumping on the bed. No
Pulling his hair. No.
Ice cubes down his back. No.
The list is endless if only Libby was here...
Wait a minute, Libby isn't here but Angus is.
6 minutes later.
"OWWWW,BLOODY HELL, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT MENTAL CAT??!?!!?!?"
That was Dave waking up to Angus's massage well more like Angus treating Dave's leg like a scratch post.
Seriously I CANNOT stop laughing.
10.30am
My Bedroom.
Daves just gone, I am lying on my bed where Dave was lying last night, my pillow still smells of him but not like all boyish just Dave-ish.
Better go downstairs and tidy up a little, My Olds are back tonight.
12.00pm
AHH it's all nice and tidy now, might ring the Ace Gang and organise an Ace Gang meeting at mine.
1 minute later.
On the phone.
"Ro-Ro It's me, Georgia, MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
"God Jule! (A/N God Jule is Norwegian for merry Christmas) my little Viking pally, is your present for me this year to make me deaf?"
"Rosie there is a Ace gang meeting at my house in half an hour, be there or be square, although there is a entry fee of 3 jammy dodgers, Call around the Gang and spread the word, cheers, By the way NO BOYS!" And I hung up before she could reply.
½ an hour later.
Doorbell just rang, I have made the house perfect, There is cushions everywhere I have made some popcorn (shocker there was actually popcorn in the house) they have all agreed to come round for a slumber party before my rents get back this evening.
1 hour later.
Everyone is here and we are chatting about the snogging scale, next I am guessing we will be exchanging pressies, but we have made a rule that were not allowed to open them until tomorrow.
.GOD. BREAKING NEWS.
Ro-Ro and Sven have got up to number 10!! (haha that rhymed).
Everyone was little gold fishies when we found out, jaws dropped and everything (and that was jaws now drawers you dirty minx's.)
So Rosie is officially a women now- scary thought. Everyone was agog as er... anyway we where agog.
Everyone was asking her questions but Jas was just sitting flicking her fringe, eyes popping out of her head saying "I hope you used protection." Oh drone on Old Lady May-belle Of the Forest.
4.00pm
Ace Gang have left the building.
Busy clearing up again of them Messy sods.
Since everyone is going to forced to have 'family time' tomorrow we are planning on meeting up at Luigi's on Monday i.e. Boxing Day.
It was interesting to find out where everybody is on the snogging scale.
This is the order we are in
Rosie and Sven – 10 (!)
Jools and Rollo- virtual number 9 (it's a new one.)
Me and Dave, Ed and Mabs- Number 8.
Jas and Tom- virtual number 8.
Ellen and Dec- Er... A erm... bit of... number ... 7 or something??
6.00pm
The Olds are home.
They all came bursting in wearing Rudolph antlers and Santa hats. Believe me, It wasn't a pretty sight.
They greeted me by saying or shouting as some people might call it
"MERRY THRISTMATHHHHH" yes they were drunk.
Good Grief.
I know, I should expect it and all but that is disgraceful. A song came to mind when Mutti started to sing Jingle bells it was,
'You married a drunk and your an unfit mother'
Hehe.
8.00pm
Libby's bedroom.
It's amazing in here now; Libby has actually tidied her room There is no dead barbies or anything. She said it's for 'Santy' coming.
She looks sooo cute she is wrapped up wearing her jimmy-jams and her teddies all surrounding her. You can just make out her face among the cuddly toys.
She was all excited, she had her stocking out at the bottom of her bed, I remembered when I used to be that excited it all ended when we went to Stalag 14 and hawk eye told us,
"He isn't real you fools now grow up and stop being stupid little school girls."
Yes, I know nice talk.
12.30am
Bed.
I have just been told to go to bed by my parents they said,
"You better go to bed Georgia or Santa won't bring you any toys." They were still drunk and treating me like I was 6 or something.
Sunday December 25th
9.00am
Being woken up by my adorable little sister.
Not. She is jumping on me and shoving a clothes hanger up my nose.
I finally went downstairs to see what 'Santy had brought me'.
I have never seen Libby so excited, she was purple. That explains the state of the house I think.
I got a lot of things this year, that I didn't expect
Lots of cool clothes
Make up
New mature bedroom stuff (quilt covers etc.)
1 pair of trainers
1 pair of heels
1 pair of flats
Fashion calendar
5 over the shoulder holders.
Jewellry
DVDs
Socks (?)
Hair straighteners.
And some stocking fillers, I was over the moon. (Not literally you fules).
5.00pm
Eating Chrimbo Dinner.
This is really lush actually, Mutti got some recipes of her aerobics friends, and actually followed them!!!
Yum!
6.30pm
Walking to Dave's.
Dave rang and asked if I wanted to go round to swap pressies, I agreed and quickly went to my bedroom to wrap up his pressie, which I am vair proud of.
When I rang on Dave's door his Mutti answered and pulled me into a big hug, by the looks of things his family were just on their way out they had their coats on and where hurrying past me saying 'Merry Christmas' – enough evidence for me.
When I walked into the living room, Dave was sitting on the Sofa playing on a play station, I guessed he got it for Christmas.
When he spotted me, he turned off his game and gave me number 6, Wowee! Jelloid knickers a go-go
After a lot of chatting about our chrimbo we went upstairs to his bedroom where he has my present.
We sat on his bed and gave each other our presents, I had got him,
A digital photo frame (which was vair expensive) that had around 100 photos of the Ace Gang and Lads together.
A mug which I had custom made it said 'I am the Vatti."
And a Key ring with a camel on that had wrote on 'Top Humps' (Don't ask.)
He was delighted with his gifts (how sad did that sound?)
So was I, He got me some fabbity fab pressies,
A new pink I pod which was engraved on the back it said
Property of Gee nicks,
Who is property of Dave the Laugh
Love You Loads Kittycat
xxx
And a cat key ring which said,
'purrrrrrrrrrfect.'
I was so happy with my presents I gave him the snog of his life making him jellod.
"Kittycat, Thanks you didn't have to, I love my pressies, but not as much as you."
"Dave, I did have to 'cos you're the best boyfriend in the world."
Then we had the snog fest of the century.
When all of a sudden, he was on top of me, and I was taking his shirt off, his fingers where running through my hair making me go utterly butterly jelloid.
"Are you sure about this, Gee, I don't want you to do anything you will regret."
I was still jelloid and unable to speak so I nodded my head, then it continued.........
And all of a sudden it happened, number 10!!!
11.00pm
Dave's bed.
When we woke up we realised we must of fell asleep (obviously or we wouldn't of woke up!) Downstairs we could hear his parents coming in, we got dressed as quickly as possible before they came upstairs.
When they came bursting into Dave's bedroom, Me and Dave where just Normal as Normal Norma's on Normal tablets.
Dave was sitting on his bed reading a top gear magazine and I sat at his desk filing my nails, I could see Dave trying not to laugh behind his magazine which made me laugh I managed to splutter out,
"Hello, Did you enjoy your night?"
"Yes thank you dear, What have you kids been up to?"
That's when Dave into the Laughing fit of the century, I said as cool as I possibly could,
"Oh you know, just hanging out, Drinking coke-" she interrupted me by saying,
"That explains Dave's hyperness then, I told you not to drink coke near bedtime Davey."
That's when I started laughing uncontrollably.
30 minutes later.
Walking Home with Dave.
Walking with Dave is sooo relaxing, we keep brushing arms, I knew we were both thinking about what had happened that night. When we got to my house, I invited him, he said,
"I better be going home Gee, I am sorry I would it's just I have to go home and kill my folks for discussing my bedtime with my girlfriend."
"And calling you Davey."
"Yeh that too, Have a good night Gee, I will be thinking about you." He winked and did his fabby grin.
"Love you Dave."
"Love you more, Kittycat."
12.15am
Lying in bed.
When I got in the house, Neither Mutti nor Vatti noticed I was a women now, which I am glad at because I knew Vatti would go Ballictimus.
It's hard trying to get to sleep when I am confused over what outfit to wear for the Ace Gang meeting at Luigi's tomorrow.
I know I will wear
My Skinny dark denim jeans
Slouchy tee
Large cardi (it's very nippy noodles this time of year)
And my cool black leather heeled boots.
Sorted.
It's impossible to go to sleep now there is- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Monday 26th December
12.30pm
Luigi's coffee shop.
Sitting waiting for our orders to come, I ordered a Hot chocolate with maltesers yum!
We were all chatting, I hadn't got the chance to tell them my number 10 news yet.
While they kept rambling on I interrupted there chat by saying rather loudly,
"I GOT UP TO NUMBER 10!!!"
Then everyone shut up and stared at me, mouths open and everything.
That's when everyone started talking at once.
"WHEN?"
"HOW?"
"WHO MADE THE FIRST MOVE?"
"WHAT WAS IT LIKE?"
"WAS..IT..ER...LIKE... ER... WITH..ER..DAVE..ER..OR...SOMETHING?" yes that was Ellen.
I explained to them he whole story
How it started and everything everyone was agog, exactly like how we all were when Rosie was telling us. Then Jassy started.
"Did you use protection?" Jas said, My heart dropped. We didn't. But it would be ok. Right? I mean we only did it once. I just replied,
"Yeh, of course."
"Good, I knew you weren't that stupid."
Thanks for that Jas, if only she knew I was 'that stupid'.
When we all finished our drinks we all parted off to go home.
As soon as I got in the house, I rang Dave.
"Hello, Hughson household speaking."
"Hello, Mrs Hughson is Dave there please."
"Oh yes dear, I will just get him for you."
I heard her shouting his name, I was so nervy I was about to poo my panties. (Not literally thank god.)
"Hiya, Jack the biscuit speaking."
"Hi Dave, Its Gee."
"Hi, how may I be of service to you?" He was using his cheeky voice, it gave me the horn alot.
"Dave, we didn't use a er... you know.. a er... last night did we?"
"Kittycat, What in God's name are you trying to say?"
"Boy balloon, me, you, bed, night, pregnant, Jas, protection, Viking." What in fresh hell was I saying?
"I am coming round." And he hung up. Charming.
15 minutes later.
Doorbell ringing.
Went and answered the door, Dave was standing there wearing his red nose, mega hilarious but I just couldn't laugh I was really worried.
He gave me a big hug and said it would be okay , I hoped so, at least I wasn't blubbing, that would have been embarrassing.
When we were up in my room he asked me what it was about, even though I knew he knew (mega confusing or what?).
I told him everything that has happened since Saturday he just nodded. A lot.
When I finished, he gave me a soft number 5. We talked for a while, asking me whether I regretted it, I didn't I just wish it had been more thought out.
When he left I worked out when the painters would be in, next week so if they didn't come by the 3rd of January, I am in big merde.
Thursday 5th January.
Nothing much has happened this Christmas holidays. I have been in anticipation on whether the painters where coming, it's the fifth of January now and I was due 2 days ago, I better phone Jas.
"Hello Jas speaking."
"Jas it's me."
"Who's me?"
"Fine then, it's Georgia."
"Oh Hi, Me and Tom went out on a ramble today and we found some rare leaves that are totally-"
"I might be preggers."
"WHAT?!?? I am coming round." I think she has deafened me.
10 minutes later.
Only God knows why Jas had to bang on the door so loud. As soon as I opened the door she came in shouting,
"I THOUGHT YOU USED PROTECTION, YOU LIED TO ME, YOU'RE ONLY 16 YOU'RE STILL AT SCHOOL, HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID, YOU HAVE ONLY BEEN GOING OUT WITH HIM FOR 5 MONTHS AND YOU GET PREGNANT."
It's a bloody good job my Olds where out otherwise I would be dead right now.
I finally got Jas to calm down. I explained to her, about Dave coming round, me waiting, not getting my period, everything. When I finished she told me she was going to go to Boots and buy a preggers test.
Let's just hope it's negative.