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A/N: Originally written in early 2006, just before Nine regenerated. It was hilarious at the time.
Ode To Doctor Who
Doctor Who,
did a poo,
which landed on his shoe.
Oh dear me!
Said he,
now I need to go pee.
To the TARDIS
he made haste,
to continue to
dispose of his waste.
Oh no!
Cried Rose,
not in here
we'll all be on the nose.
She pushed him out
to relive himself,
out through time
and into space.
No, no
That's not a comet,
it's Doctor Who
Did he just vomit?
After making such a scene
(which he surely didn't mean),
to the TARDIS he floated
feeling less bloated.
Core! Blimey Rose
what a mess,
look at me trousers
they were me best!
But I am
The Doctor
and I know
just what to do.
Away with the chips
they give me the shits,
veggies and stew
and an Earl Grey too.
That'll do it
I won't run for the loo,
for I am The Doctor
'Doctor Poo?'
No WHO!