Hmmm, letzzy, um
aaaaaa….. oh yeah….
Ahem! I do not own the x-men, blah blah
blah, ok, now I can get into some 'serious writin' hehe…
Scott: get
your ass up here!!!
Kurt:
Never, it's too high, I'm afraid of hights!
Scott: No
your not!
Kurt: oh,
yeah… well I just don't want to come with you while your saving the world, I
rather watch football and drink beer back at the mansion.
Logan:
Right on!
Scott:
common Kurt, you have to come, otherwise it's no fun without you, we get to
kill evil badasses, and find out shocking things like that time when I almost
killed my dad.
Kurt: oh,
well…No, I still don't want to come, fightin evil sucks!
Scott: JUST
SHUT UP AND GET IN THE BLACKBIRD!!!!!
Kurt: ok…
*an hour
later when the x-men got to the crime scene, no one was there!*
Kurt: I
told you we should have stayed home!
Scott:
yeah, I guess u were right.
Logan:
wait! I smell somethin'
Scott and
Kurt: what?!?!?!
Logan:
hotdogs…
Scott:
hotdogs?
Logan: yes,
hotdogs…
Kurt: does
this mean we're fighting a hotdog monster, or that there was a hotdog stand
around here?
Logan:
we're fightin' a hotdog monster!
Scott: we
better be careful, it might still be here.
*Logan
looked around and saw a hotdog laying on the street*
Logan:
THERE IT IS!!!
Scott: Take
cover!!
Kurt:
wha--?
Scott: oh
no! it got Kurt!
Kurt: what
got me?
Scott: the
hotdog monster!
Kurt: no it
ain't
Scott:
common Kurt, you're ruining all the fun!
Logan:
yeah, play along!
*Kurt
leaves*
Logan and
Scott: ah, nuts!
*back at
the mansion, Kurt relaxes, and drinks his hot cocoa*
Kurt: this
is the life!
Scott: hiya
Kurt, wanna go play football with me and Logan?
*Kurt
stares at Scott*
*Scott
stares back with a smile*
*Kurt
keeps on starring*
*Scott
walks out slowly out of the room*
Kurt:
that's better
Logan: hiya
elf, wanna….
Kurt: Shut
up, stop annoying me!
Logan: ok
*Xavier
wheelchairs in the room*
Xavier: hey
Kurt, wanna see something cool?
Kurt: NO!
Xavier:
common man, it's really hype!
Kurt: fine!
Xavier: ok,
cool, hold on a sec
*Xavier
holds on to a wall and spins off of it starts doing really amazing tricks with
his wheelchair, just like on a skateboard and finishes*
*Kurt
stares at Xavier*
*Xavier
stares back with a smile*
*Kurt
keeps on staring*
*Xavier
leaves the room slowly*
Kurt:
finally, some peace!
Storm: hey
Kurt!
Kurt: ah!
Leave me alone!!
Storm:
wanna see something cool?
Kurt: are
you going to make is snow in the middle of the summer?
Storm: yes…
Kurt: get
out!
*Storm
leaves*
*Kurt
get into the shower*
Kurt: no
one can bother me in here
Scott from
the camera: I can see you!
Kurt: you
nasty little fag, stop videotaping me!!
Scott:
sorry
Kurt:
damnit, why won't these people leave me alone?!?!
Logan: Hi
Kurt:
LEAVE!!
Logan: ok
Storm: you
want me to warm up the water?
Kurt: WHAT
THE HELL ID WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!?!?!?!?
Storm: ok
*Jean
walks in on Kurt in the bathtub*
Jean: hey
Kurt
Kurt:
'BAMF"
Jean: what
did I do?
*Kurt
teleported to the bottom of the ocean, attempting to kill himself*
Kurt:
ggggguuuuuuuuuulllllppp
*Back at
the mansion*
Jean:
where's Kurt?
Logan: I
dunno
Storm: I
think he's gone to kill himself
Jean: oh,
that again
Scott: I
wish he were here, so we could play tag
*all
stare at Scott with a questioning look*
Scott:
what?
Xavier:
nothing
Logan: you
gay little freak!
Storm:
hahahahahaha!!!
Jean: you
are so gay!
Scott:
leave me alone, it was my fathers fault!
Logan: sure
P.S. you suck Scott!!!!