My Crazy Boyfriend
Hey, my name is TenshiEren14 and this is my first fanfic… I'm not asking that you be easy on me, actually I'm kinda hoping you guys treat me like any other fanfictionist out there. However, I highly doubt that anyone is gonna read this… I'm kinda writing this just because there's nothing else to do and after reading out Kagerou Days, I couldn't help myself. This freaking plot bunny's been in my head for a while and it was driving me insane, anyway this is gonna be a KuroShinKono or Shintaro X Konoha/Kuroha or whatever you call this pairing and NO it is not a threesome, Konoha has split-personalities or rather a split-personality, threesomes creep me out almost as much as harems do. Anyway, I'm really pissed because this pairing gets no luv and it sucks. Really though, I understand the KonoEne and HaruEne and KidoKano and SetoKano and SetoMary but come on, the hints are in there people, Konoha and Shintaro are too cute together and come on, Yandere! Kuroha is too much fun to pass up.
Anyway, after that terribly long rant/ introduction thingie, let's dive into MCB
Disclaimer: Yes I own the Kagerou Project because the owners wouldn't make their beliefs canon because of age appropriateness and whatnot… of course I don't own it, but I will… someday.
: /: Chapter 1: Shintaro: Prologue
My name is Kisaragi Shintaro. My current favorite colour is red, my hobby is classified and I'm 18. I'm a high school student with an I.Q. of 168 making me a prodigy of sorts however I'm not entitled to care. I have a younger sister named Kisaragi Momo who's 16 and an idol and parents who care a lot more about her than me, but I'm not going to complain, I have food, clothes and a phone therefore I'm happy.
Recently, life's been boring. I don't mean the kind of 'nothing- to-do-during-summer' boring, but the 'I-must-revaluate-life-immediately' boring and quite honestly, I'm tired of it. Classes are hazes in the wind, faces meld together and home sucks ass and well everything else kinda just falls into place in between. It's as if I don't have to try for anything and that's annoyingly easy.
Yes, I know what you're thinking, 'Didn't he say he was happy?' Well happy's a technical term, okay. Life sucks, classes are boring, I have no friends and honestly bullying is the highlight of my week, but I'm not complaining.
I wanted excitement. I wanted different. I wanted a new chapter in this overly clichéd life and thank God I did, however he made it a living hell before I got it. It went something a little like this…
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Mondays suck.
Mondays must be the compromise between the devil and the Lord because Mondays are the most hellish day of the week.
On a Monday, you have to drag yourself from off of your comfortable bed and subconsciously get out of 'weekend mode' to start another five days of 'learning', of course, if you're me, then classes are free time, thus making me ever more bored. I pass the classes with the highest anyway so I'm not gonna pay attention besides the teachers a dull and long-winded. The only interesting classes are Advanced Biology and Feudal History which are both taught by Keiijirou –sensei.
I stepped out of the shower and wrapped the fluffy strawberry towel around my waist before picking up my toothbrush and checking my appearance in the mirror. I was slightly taller than average standing at 6'1 with a mess of short, inky hair. My regular expression made me seem as if I was permanently bored (which I was by the way) and my dark eyes were narrowed. I rinsed my mouth out before picking up my brush and brushing my hair. I ensured I was pleased with my appearance before stepping back into the bedroom and slipping on my outfit for the day. I had decided on a simple pair of black jeans and a white jersey with a red hoodie and red Vans before slipping my knapsack on my shoulder and heading downstairs.
Breakfast is not the most important meal of the day I decided when I walked in on Mom trying to yank pink marmalade from Momo's blonde locks. I glanced at the clock on the kitchen wall before sighing and stealing a piece of buttered toast and slinking off to school. I had enough time to walk anyway.
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Walking down the avenue to school, I was vaguely aware of the fact that someone was behind me but I didn't care until a blonde haired boy popped up in front of me. I will admit I let a squeak out… in the manliest way mind you, however the blonde boy found it absolutely hilarious since he literally busted a lung laughing at me. I glared at him and took in his appearance before a rough, somewhat feminine voice chastised him, "Kano, pull yourself together. Play nice." A young woman and another young man appeared from literally nowhere and helped Kano to his feet, "Sorry Kido, but it was just too funny," he wiped a stray tear away dramatically before sporting a huge smirk and turning my way, "I'm sorry if I startled you, my name is Kano and this is Kido," he motioned towards the female, "And Seto," he motioned to the boy who had been watching silently before turning back to me, "You are?" I glared slightly at the trio before going back to memorising their appearances.
Kano was wearing a black hoodie with the white dots on either side of the hood. Inside of the hood he wore an orange long sleeved shirt. The sleeves were folded and he wore a white low-cut t-shirt beneath the orange shirt. He wore black skinny jeans and black converses. He also had dark orange suspenders attached to his belt loops and three bands on his right hand. He had shaggy light blonde hair and red cat-like eyes.
Kido was sporting a gray-purple hoodie with a disc and the play, fast forward, rewind and pause symbols on the disc on the front pocket. She wore a red turtle neck that blocked her mouth from sight. She sported green Beats headphones and had green shoulder length hair. She had on light blue pencil pants that were sniper styled with green high tops. Her narrowed darkly coloured eyes were intimidating but I could tell she was smiling, at least a little.
Seto was an… interesting contrast. His entire ensemble was a vibrant green, reminding me of a Tree frog. He wore a green hoodie that had yellow goggle-like structures to the top. He also wore green cargo pants and black sneakers. He had black hair that was kept out of his right eye by a single yellow clip. He was smiling without reserve as he awaited an answer.
"My name is Shintaro." I finally answered before putting my hands into my coat pockets to shield them from the cold. It was around the beginning of fall so it was getting chilly. "Wanna walk to school together?" Kano asked his voice silky and rather mature for someone of his nature. I shrugged, "Why not," Kido smiled before Kano draped an arm around my neck causing me to frown, "I can already tell we're gonna be great friend Shin-chan," my frown deepened as I pulled his hand off of my shoulder, "Please don't call me that, Kano-san." He laughed before we started to walk to the school.
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It seems the trio had always went to school, in fact, Kido was in the same class as me and Kano and Seto were second years. I smirked to myself before sliding into the seat next to Kido, noting her slightly surprised expression, "Kisaragi," she deadpanned. I smiled slightly before turning to face the front of the classroom. The trio were interesting people, mystery enshrouded them and that was amusing. I'm not even going to mention the fact that Seto and Kano were practically drooling over each other so I hardly believed it when I heard that they lived in the same house together. Kido and I conversed some more about trivial things and I found out that the Ayano from 3-G was their neighbour and that they were all adopted which means that they weren't related. Ayano was my best friend. She understood my loneliness somewhat though I can't figure why she refused to tell me that she had three siblings so to speak (apparently, they were really close to her). The classroom door opened and Keiijirou-sensei walked through the door with an unfamiliar boy.
Kenjirou was a tall middle aged man with medium build. He had straight light brown hair and thin black rimmed glasses. His emerald eyes were almost always at half-mast with a lazy, uninterested look on his rather young-looking face, kinda like me.
The boy that stood next to him was… interesting. He was pale-skinned with snow white hair that cut right below his ears however his hair was considerably longer at the back since it was in a short ponytail. He had large pinkish eyes that looked blank. Actually, his entire expression was blank. He wore a black long-sleeved jersey and a white, low cut long sleeved jersey on top of it. There were black straps attached to the white shirt at his elbow and wrist that hung loosely past his fingers. He wore a black, scarf-esque collar with green arrows pointing downwards on either side of his neck. He wore long black pants that also had black straps attached to them and grey shin high boots. His pants had green downward pointing arrows on either side as well. He had two pink beauty marks on the left side of his face that were connected with a thin line. He also wore green ear muffs with black downwards pointing arrows on them as well. My attention was grasped immediately.
"Good morning class, we have a new student," Kenjirou-sensei pointed to the boy, "Please introduce yourself," he handed a stick of chalk to the mystery boy before pointing to the blackboard behind him and sitting on the teacher's desk. The boy stared at the chalk for a couple seconds before turning around and writing his name in neat Kanji, "…My name is Kokonose Konoha…," his voice was quiet, fleeting like a soft breeze, "…Please take care of me…" He handed the Biology teacher the chalk before moving to sit next to me and Kido.
I stared at him openly at first, "Hey, close your mouth before you catch flies," Kido joked making me glare at her slightly. He plunked down into the seat next to me before he took out his books and turned towards Kido and me, "My name is Konoha… nice to meet you," he stretched his hand out for both Kido and I to shake. I held it, "My name's Kisaragi Shintaro and that's Kido," my voice was quavering slightly and I had no idea why. Kido glanced at me knowingly before shaking Konoha's hand, "Pardon my friend, he's bored with life," I scowled, "Says the woman who looks like a dude." Kido smacked my head before turning around to pay attention to Kenjirou-sensei. I glanced back at Konoha who was taking down notes on the structure of croton leaves. I rolled my eyes and slipped my ear buds in, thus begins another Monday.
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By lunch I had learned a little bit more about Konoha like the fact that he was air-headed. Literally, our Math teacher, Hinamizaki-sensei had talked extensively about the quadrants in the Cartesian Plane and the fact that they are directly linked to Straight-line graphs as to make sure no one was lost, however when she handed out the exercises to do Konoha simply stared at the blankly before raising his hand to ask if she could explain it again. Needless to say, less is definitely more when it came to Konoha, he'd remember better if a ton of facts weren't thrown at him.
Another thing I learnt about Konoha is that he was actually rather intelligent, beating Kido in a debate about pickles in our English class. I was pleasantly surprised to learn that Konoha agreed that pickles were disgusting.
"You're gonna get sick if you continue eating junk like that Taro-kun," a familiar voice chimed causing me to smile before turning around and facing Ayano completely.
Ayano was 17 and was currently in the Psychology Studies class. She wore a black button up jacket and a black pleated mini-skirt with knee-length with socks that had three black stripes to the top. Her shin-high black boots shined dimly in the midday sun and her red scarf swished in the non-existent wind. He long black hair fell like dark silk river along her back and shoulders and she wore a mischievous expression that lit up her bright brown eyes.
"Yeah, well, get used to it," she smiled before sitting next to me and pulling out two bento boxes from her bag before handing one to me, "You deserve a good meal at least once a week, right?" I smiled slightly (it was more a slight quirk of the lips) before picking up the box and thanking her for the meal. "How come you never told me about the neighbours?" I asked scarfing down the meal. She paused slightly before sighing, "I'm not embarrassed by them," she began slowly, "They're just…" "Weird, interesting, different?" I asked filling in the blank. She smiled softly, "Yeah. That." I smirked before going back to eating the delicious food.
After eating, we basically talked about random little things before the bell rang, signalling the start of afternoon classes.
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The rest of classes were all blurred, the only interesting thing being a Social Studies assignment where we had to pair up to take care of a flour child. No, I'm serious, we had until the end of the week to get a partner and when we did we had to get a sack of flour from Satori-san and take care of it for a month to understand the way 'families function' or some bullcrap like that. Honestly, out of everyone in the class and my choice was simple. Kido.
After school, I slinked over to Kido steeling my courage and putting the most apathetic and bored look onto my face, "Hey Kido?" she turned around from conversing with Kano and raised an eyebrow beckoning me to continue, "You wanna pair up for the project?" Kano frowned before turning his gaze to me, "Unfortunately, Kido already has a grade for that project," my eyes widened. Kido looked at me before muttering a sorry before being hauled over to Ayano by Kano.
I guess that means I'm doing the project solo. Whoopty friggin' Doo.
I began making my way home before a weak hand grasped onto my hoodie causing me to pause and look back. Konoha had grabbed onto my hood and was now staring at me, "…Can I walk with you?..." I raised an eyebrow but didn't decline him; his presence was tolerable at least.
We were walking in an amiable silence before he stopped and paused in front of a three-storey blue house. He pointed at it childishly, "This is where I live…" I nodded my house was a little way off so we lived in close proximity to each other. I bid him goodbye before turning to walk off but he held my hoodie again forcing me to stop and turn towards him. I was about to ask him what he wanted but I was silenced by the look on his face.
He was blushing slightly and his bangs cast a shadow on his eyes as he looked down at an interesting speck of dirt on the pavement. I paced myself, I had read more than enough manga to know what was about to happen and I was ready to reject him when,"…Do you… want to… pair up for the project…?"
…Eh?
EH?!
I glanced at him, his pinkish eyes were narrowed into a slight gaze and his lips were downturned into a stubborn little frown.
He was completely serious.
I placed a hand in my hair and smiled before spluttering out a reply, "S-Sure, no one else wanted to pair up with me either so, why not?" His smile was small.
That small upturn of his pink lips made my heart speed up ever-so-slightly. My face was flushed slightly and his smile widened, "Thank you Shintaro-kun."
He left and entered the house while I still stood in the walkway staring at absolutely nothing before realising something; he had said my name for the first time.
With a smirk plastered unto my face I walked away.
Then I realised something...
I was acting like a love-sick teenage girl over some albino kid I had just met. I don't even swing that way! There was just no way that I liked this kid, none at all. Right?
Right?!
_:/ :Prologue end: /:_
HELL YES! I finished this in less than four hours. I hate beginning chapters but as far as this goes it's alright I guess. *Sigh* I understand that there was a blatant Sekaiichi Hatsukoi reference at the end but I don't care, I honestly think that Shintaro would deny all feelings of like/love until he understood that yes, he doesn't care what other people think and no, liking Konoha isn't a unbelievably as it seems. By the way, you guys are probably wondering why they're going to high school at 18,19 and 17 the answer is I totally flopped at the collage thing and in my country it's possible to go to high school until the age of 19. At the age of 21 they kick you out though. Shintaro's still going to school because he didn't want to leave for collage because… reasons. Anyways, I'm gonna go draw Kagepro fanart while listening to Yobanashi Deceive on repeat because after Konoha/Kuroha, Shuuya is my favorite Dan member. Well, watch out for Azami and that's all from your neighbourhood angel w~~
-Tenshi