Author D.J.J: Ok so after many hours of searching Fanfic I have found no, I'll say it again, NO story's that have kept my attention long enough. Very choppy stories with no plots, and those that did have plots got to the plots too quickly. So Instead of bitching all day I will write my own Fanfic.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in here except my original ideas and band members, yes I own my band members, oh and my name. Oh and this is a few years from now so ages will appear as the story formats, and the atmosphere is crazy thanks to global warming :
December 20th, 2009- Malibu, California
Fzzzwh. The television turns on automatically as set by the owner, at 7am, promptly. As it starts up, rather slowly, a woman's voice flows freely through the room.
"This is Carmen Montanoya with Fox 11 Morning News. Today you can expect snow all throughout southern California, summer days are over for the winter season and Christmas is fast approaching, now on to the morning traffic update, over to you Robert…"
The television continued on as the noise stirred a young female from her slumber; she lifted herself onto her arms slowly. Once on her knees she rubbed her eyes and peered around her rather lonely room.
"Miles! Breakfast! Le's Go!" a deep and familiar voice rang threw the house and crept threw the shut door of her room.
"In a minute Daddy" Miles, or Miley as she is most commonly known, replied as she slipped off her comfortable and warm bed and onto her feet.
Glancing out the window she saw nothing but white, a winter wonderland. She peacefully sighed and walked to the television turning it off as she proceeded into her bathroom. In the privacy of the locked and small room she gathered her thoughts and slipped out of her cloths. Taking a second to turn her shower water on, she let it warm before entering the shower and closing the door behind her.
The warm water beat against her body as she promptly obtained her shampoo and followed the directions, lather-rinse-repeat. That was the secret to her beautiful brown and silky hair, follow the instruction.
Once done with her shower she slipped on her bathrobe and entered her room once more, it was cold in the room, colder than the steamed bathroom.
"Miles! I'm not getting any younger!" Her father called up once more, then he mumbled to himself, "If I was I'd still have my mullet and my mama on my back telling me to get a decent hair cut"
"I'm almost ready" Miley called back, lie, she wasn't anywhere near ready
The seventeen year old stood in her closets doorway deciding what to wear when her cell phone rang. She walked over to her dresser as her ringtone, 'Blotches' by Don't Ask became louder and louder. She looked at the caller I.D. and saw a picture of her best friend appear making the oddest face.
"Yello!" Miley said happily as she walked back over to her closet of 'Miley Cloths.' In reality she had two closets, but the other was only to be worn by her secret counterpart Hannah Montana.
"MILEY!!!!" the other girl cried loudly and excitedly
"WHAT? What do you want Lilly? No need to yell… I think my ear started bleeding" Miley teased as she grabbed a shirt
"Drop it! Don't you dare wear that today!" Lilly cried in excitement, on her end of the phone she was bouncing up and down in her Don't Ask t-shirt and skinny black jeans.
"Wha? Why?" Miley asked as he put the shirt back and waited for a response
"Third one to the left from the one you pulled out!"
Miley looked and saw her, slightly different version, shirt of Don't Ask, she rolled her eyes and laid it on her bed, "Why? We only wear these when Amber and Ashley claim they have them" she replied
"You'll never guess What I found out! You're gonna love it!" Lilly said making it sound like she was holding back much more excitement than what she was letting out
"Alright Lil, What is it, and it better be important" Miley said as she looked for a pair of jeans, and then decided for a skirt and started to look for that.
"Ok I heard from Oliver, that he heard from John, who heard from Amber & Ashley that heard from Mike, who heard from-"
"Just get to the point already… Sweet nibblets" Miley said as she pulled her favorite skirt out and found a giant hole in it
"Ok ok! Geez you don't have to be so mean about it, Miss Grouchy Slouchy Pants…" Lilly replied forgetting completely about her grand news
"Lilly what were you going to say?!" Miley demanded as she slipped her robe off, found some clean panties and slipped them on then started to search for her bra
"Oh right! Anyways! Today after school at the mall Don't Ask are gonna be signing autographs!" Lilly said as she squealed and jumped up and down excitedly
"Get out!" Miley said as she jumped up and down trying to keep her balance while slipping on her bright pink tights, and then stopped bouncing, "Sweet nibblets" she murmured again before falling over and hitting the floor hard
"Miles! You ok?" Her father called out
"Let me guess Miles You finally say yourself in the mirror?" another male voice called up and was followed by a laugh
"No Jackson I'm not you" Miley replied as she smiled
"That's right cuz if you were you'd be in love with me too"
Miley rolled her eyes, "Alright we'll go to the mall afterschool then" she said to Lilly
"Ok! See you at school!" Lilly replied before letting out an excited whine
Miley was coming downstairs and jumped the last few of them and walked over to her father and gave him a kiss on the cheek, then she stuck her tongue out at her brother, Jackson.
"Morning Daddy" she said happily
"Morning Daddy" Jackson said in a high pitched tone, in other words he was playing parrot
"Hey bud! Your running a bit late today arn'tcha?" he asked
"Yah I know but Lilly called and she stalled me a bit, she wanted to know if we can go to the mall after school" Miley said as she grabbed a yogurt from the refrigerator, and then a spoon from the drawer that was nearby.
"What? Miles we talked about this yesterday, your suppose to come straight home after school, we have company coming over" her father complained
"Yup another one of ol' Robby Ray's army buddies" Jackson said as he picked up his cereal bowl and placed it in the sink
"Army buddies? And why ain't none of you kids eating my waffles?" Robby asked holding one up, obviously it was burnt all over
"Uh" Miley and Jackson said uniformly and then they looked at each other
Robby Ray rolled his eyes and then served himself some waffles, he started to cut one up when and then said, "Miley, Jackson you remember D.J right?"
"You mean D.J from Tennessee? " Jackson asked as he crossed his arms
"Thas the one!" their father replied shoving some of the waffle in his mouth
"My old BFF before we moved here?" Miley asked as they both leaned on the counter and looked at their father
"Exact one"
"What about her?" the two siblings asked
"She's coming over today for a visit to see, as she said it, her three favorite people" Robby explained as he drank some coffee
"REALLY?!" Miley said excited
"Yes really, D.J's only gonna be able to visit us today because-" Robby cut off why to think for a moment, "- I forgot why but D.J wants to see you kids and I said it was ok"
"I'll definitely be here, show D.J who's the man once and for all" Jackson said as he flexed and then kissed his "muscles"
Robby and Miley rolled their eyes, "I'll definitely be here daddy, wouldn't miss it for the world"
Author D.J.J :End Chapter one, I hope I get time to write chapter two, I usually do but we'll find out! Please Take time to read and Review and trust me it will get smutty later. I did rate this M for a reason so keep reading!