Title: Intoxicating

Genre: Humor/Romance

Rating: T just to be safe

Summary: Sasuke wants more.

Warning: BoyxBoy lovin', Language, sexual implications, OOC

Author's Note: Hello guys. If the idea for this fic has already been put into words, it's by pure coincidence. Please enjoy and Review!

Disclaimer: Naruto and all its characters do not belong to me.

(Thoughts)

"Another bowl of ramen please!"

"Coming right up Naruto"

The moment I heard that loud, annoying voice, I immediately knew it was that dobe in that ramen stand again. Che.

"Oi! Sasuke?! Is that you? Come have some ramen with me! (then you can pay for everything later)"

Duh. It wasn't as if I didn't know what Naruto was plotting. But I go in and sit with him anyway. It's not like I didn't have a motive of my own.

(Why is that Teme smirking…it's creepy…)

So anyway, my motive is to kiss Naruto. Surprising isn't it. But yes. I remember that accidental kiss we had when we were still children. Man, I got a taste of those lips and they were absolutely intoxicating. I wanted more of that. And while I'm at it, I could get a taste of his body too. Just you wait Naruto. Today, your lips will be claimed by me. The first part of my plan is of course, to get him near my face. And what better way to do that than teasing the hell out of him.

"Oi Naruto!"

"What?"

"I can't believe you would eat that processed plastic you call food. I mean it's a wonder you're not getting sick because of your constant diet of ramen."

"What the hell?! How dare you! You..you BASTARD!"

Phase 1 complete. I can't believe it worked. So he's mad but he looks nice that way. Alluring if I may say so myself. And here is his face right in front of mine, daring me to tease him again. Ha. As if. I have better things to do. So I just smirk and get ready for Phase 2.

"If you hate ramen, then why the hell did you go here in the first place. And to think I was going to let you pay for mine. Pfff…forget that…I'm going to kick your ass!"

I sigh inwardly because of his stupid antics. We both know whose ass is going down, and it's definitely not mine. So I just grab his shoulders and pull him in for a kiss. Phase 2 complete.

(What the…You bastard!!!!)

As my lips touched his, I could feel the heat from both our bodies. And more importantly, I could smell and taste those intoxicating lips. They were even better than before.

(Stop this! Hey..Sasu-ke…)

My eyes widened. Oh my God! He was actually kissing back! I smile into the kiss and begin to bit his bottom lip. I just couldn't get enough. But as soon as I said that, he pulled away, I looked at him and sure enough, there was a blush present on his cheeks. Time for another smirk.

"So dobe, did you enjoy it as much as I did?"

"In your dreams, Teme!"

(Sure did Sasuke, Sure did)

As he faced front to his beloved ramen again, I noticed that he gave me a small smile. I knew he liked it. But I wanted more. If his lips tasted that good, what about his body. Oh god! I could feel the heat pooling in my groin. I hastily grab some money out of my wallet and slam it down on the table. While he still looked shocked, I carried him on my shoulders and made my way home. I was so getting some tonight. Phase 3 complete

"What?! Hey! Put me down you asshole!"

"I don't think so."

(A few hours later)

"Hey Sasuke, how many times did we do it?"

"I don't know. I lost count at 12."

"Can I be on top next time?"

"No"

"Why not?"

"Just 'cause"

"Bastard…."

"And you love me for it…"

This was definitely one of those historic times. I loved this day. Everything went as I planned. One small step for man, One giant leap for me.

"Oi! Why the hell are you smirking again! You perverted asshole!"

Oh and by the way, his body tasted so much better.

Wow, I finally finished my first story. Yay!

Well I liked my story, I hope the ending was enough for y'all...

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