How to annoy Han Solo

rename the Millennium Falcon the Millennium Pigeon

when he gets his blaster gun out, take it from him and say, "Don't play with guns! Use theses!" then give him a water gun.

dye Chewbacca's hair green

claim Princess Leia is actually married

say, "will you hold this for me?" hand him a red lightsaber and call Luke into the room.

Change the 'n' in his name to 'm'

when ever him and Leia are in the same room, sing 'Opps I did it again'

change his blaster to a marshmallow gun

call him 'Kid'

Snicker when he isn't looking, then quit abruptly and ask him why he is staring. Then loudly proclaim that he is madly in love with you.

hide poetry in his bed room, and wait for some one to find it.

tell him you sent Leia on a blind date with some one named Darth Sidiouse

Dress up as a Sith and laugh as he fires marshmallows at you.

When he says something, laugh loudly and say, "That is SO star wars!"

when he is about to murder you, say Leia is now working at Jabba's the Hutts place as a dancer. Watch him blink confused.

change his beer with Ginger Ale, see if he notices. If he doesn't notice, talk him into thinking he is drunk. Laugh hysterically when he wake's up with a nonexistent headache.

get a replica of him as a statue at Jabbas, and give it to him for Christmas.

fill his smuggling compartments with Peeps

Insist that he had a theme song, and follow him around humming Luke's theme songs.

when in a restaurant, tell the employees that it is his birthday. Video tape him in a bazaar birthday hat with the entire staff singing at him.

call Chewbacca 'Chew Chew'

grumble under your breath when he is in the drivers seat, shove him out of the way and fly ten times better than him.

give him this list (don't tell him who the author was!)

when he is about to kiss Leia, sob franticly and slap him.

Dress up as Darth Vader, and say, "Han Solo, I am your father!" then frown and shuffle through papers saying, "Never mind. Wrong screen play."

Try to make him Mormon

in stead of giving the Millennium Falcon gas, give it French fry oil, claming it's good for the environment.

Tell Leia that Han thinks she's fat.

Nick name Leia 'Some one who loves you.'

When Han says he was a smuggler, ask why he smuggle Peeps

Then run. Run really fast.

So that was it! And typing is now really, really hard because I'm missing the shift key and cap key…