Author's Notes: Ok, this was written as a form of escapism for the sake of sarcasm and troll-ism. I am not much of a Naruto fan(although I love the Akatsuki Clan members just as much as the Espada members) and so I had a friend to help me out with the Narutofandom. I apologise in advanced if Tobi seems OOC. The plot of this story might not make sense but I just wrote this to let out some negative vibes in me. At the same time, this is my first attempt of writing yakuza/mafia genre type of story. So, this story might be odd for those who are used to reading action stories written by professional yakuza/mafia story authors. This fanfiction is dedicated to my two friends. You guys know who you are and yes, justice should be on our side.
Rating: M due to drug reference, violence, mature themes and language.
Settings: Completely AU. Some of the attributes of the Bleach characters are modified to suit the plot and some of the facts from the Hueco Mundo arc had been modified for the story.
Characters: Tobi is still referred as Tobi eventhough it had been revealed that he is actually Obito. Other Bleach & Naruto characters remain the same.
Disclaimer: Bleach & Naruto anime/manga are solely owned by Tite Kubo & Masashi Kishimoto except my original characters.
PROLOGUE
Ever since Aizen-sama had been defeated, the remaining Espada from Hueco Mundo who had managed to escape the shinigami had gone their separate ways. Ulquiorra, Halibel and Stark had entered the human world via the Garganta and they were able to fit in well with the society over time.
Halibel became a martial arts instructor in New Jersey, Stark and Lilynette opened up an Italian restaurant while Ulquiorra joined a Japanese-American underground mafia gang which had their own super powers.
At the other side of the story, Pein had been killed. The jovial, cheerful Tobi that the Akatsuki members used to know had become a person that they had never known of what he could be.
That man revealed his true identity and his personality changed after that incident.
At the headquarters of the Japanese-American underground mafia gang called the Dark Abyss, Ulquiorra had a whale of a time assassinate people who got in the way of the gang. The boss, Ryusaki treasured Ulquiorra as one of his favourite assassins. Apart from that, Ulquiorra had also fallen head over heels for one of the female Japanese members of the gang, Hikari, codenamed Rin. The both of them had been keeping a secret relationship that only her male bestfriend, Jacques, codenamed Clyde, knew about their relationship.
However by coincidence, Rin, Clyde, Ulquiorra and Tobi crossed paths, which led to an odd fate that unfolded mutualism among the four of them…
One
"This is just too much," Rin mutters sourly as she struts around her bedroom.
The girl, standing at five feet three and clad in a white bathing robe, stops in front of the window which reveals the whole scenery of New York. Her features are stunning. Her eyes are dark brown and she owns an athletic figure which makes her look slightly more muscular than most women.
Rin is a pure Japanese girl who was born in New Jersey but had a different life from most of the rich children. She was a love child and her Japanese mother passed away at an early age due to drug overdose. Her father, a Japanese with Korean blood was a yakuza and he taught her martial arts at a young age and also gave her priceless education to make his youngest daughter intelligent.
Rin's elder sister, a legitimate child, often teases her for being a love child and the both of them never got along well. She hated her sister ever since she grew up around her and they never met ever since the elder sister carried out the family mafia business in Europe.
As for Rin's father, he wanted her to be independent and so he returned to Japan, the headquarters. Rin managed to make her way join the Dark Abyss and she had been faithful to that gang ever since she was recruited.
This Japanese girl runs a hand in her light ash coloured hair with blood red streaks on it which covers half of the left side of her hair. Then, she runs her fingers on the shaven side of the right side of her head, feeling the baldness of her head.
She places both hands on the window and presses her nose against it.
"New York at night is really beautiful," says Clyde, an American French man who appears with a tall figure, slim and strawberry blonde hair sweeping across his serious yet handsome face.
He is seated on a white bean bag, which is a great contrast to his black tuxedo. The man has a cigar in his hand.
Clyde was born in Texas, raised by his grandparents at an early age because his parents died in a horrifying accident. His parents were simply businessman and businesswomen but they tried their best to protect their only son from the clutches of his paternal grandparents who were opium and weed manufacturers. In addition to that, they traded a lot with foreign opium traders.
Clyde's grandparents were rich and powerful. They had their own business of cigar and cigarette manufacturing, which did cover up their dirty little businesses. They were friends of Donald Trump, Steve Jobs and also Hugh Heffner.
However, as Clyde grew older, he had a strong passion for literature and physics and so he pursued his studies until his pre-university level via home tutoring and quit his studies when he was done with them due the fact that he was recruited as a member of the Dark Abyss.
Ever since joining this group, he had become a close associate of Rin and the both of them were inseparable, causing a lot of rumours among the other members. They often painted Clyde and Rin as a couple. But this does not affect Clyde or Rin to work together as partners.
They weren't just a pair, there used to be two other members working alongside them but one, the youngest, dropped out to pursue her ambition to be a scientist, which Rin often labelled her as a 'mad scientist'. The second member to drop out due to betraying the Dark Abyss clan and in the end, it became a brutal battle between that particular member and the rest of the clan. However, Rin finished off that member after being brutally attacked by another member of the Dark Abyss clan, Dex.
"You don't mind me smoking my cigar in here, do you?" Clyde asks as he plays with his classic lighter with his right hand.
Rin turns around and says, "You really enjoy annoying me, don't you?"
Clyde gives a cynical smile.
"We're supposed to have dinner in an hour and you're still in a bathing robe."
The Japanese woman snorts and says, "Get out. I need to change."
The French American man stands up, clicks the lighter and brings it close to the cigar at the edge of his mouth.
He clicks it shut and slides the metallic lighter inside the side pocket of his pants.
The man puffs out some smoke.
"Well," he says as he fishes out some American dollar notes from his pants pocket and flashes them right in front of his face and says, "this is my deposit and I'll give you the rest after the dinner."
Rin crosses her arms at her chests and says, "I don't recall you owing me money as far as I'm concerned."
Clyde gives her a sly grin and says, "Give me a striptease, honey and you'll get these fresh notes from my hands."
The woman glares at the man and says, "I'm not a fucking whore, you dick."
Clyde forces a deep laughter and says, "Big vocabulary. I like my ladies to be tough."
Suddenly, a shuriken flies over his shoulder, slicing a few strands of his hair and it lands on the wall behind him.
"Classic, bitch," Clyde says in a relaxed manner as he puffs out some more smoke.
Rin gives Clyde a sly grin and says, "Get out of here before your pretty face gets a makeover. Refunds aren't available, I'm afraid."
Clyde nods his head and walks to the door of the bedroom. He turns the doorknob and exits the bedroom.
Rin walks over to the door and locks it. She presses her back against the door and thinks deeply about the man whom she had just broken up with. She could feel hatred flowing through her body at the thought of that man.
The Asian woman bites her bottom lip as her fists curl up and clench against her palms.
"Wait till you taste your medicine, ex-Espada," she mutters under her breath.
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At the Dark Abyss dining hall, all had arrived except two members. The boss, Ryusaki is being entertained by two ladies clad in corsets and matching panties. One is seated on his lap with her hands caressing his body and the other is feeding him seedless grapes.
The other members are talking to each other while drinking their champagne.
"Looking sexy, Rin," says Dechtire, a tall, thin yet voluptuous American woman with long platinum blonde hair that reaches her buttocks.
"Thank you," Rin says as her cheeks turn red.
Rin is dressed in a traditional black dark blue kimono while wearing a classic traditional geta.
"But, I think you're sexier than me," Rin notes as her eyes roll over to Dechtire's figure with her figure hugging dress that shows much of her cleavage.
"Are you thinking of something?" Dechtire purrs.
Rin shakes her head and says, "Nothing."
She really loves to intimidate me with her assets. Most straight girls could have gone astray if they get too close to her, Rin thinks.
"Stunning as usual, Dechtire," Clyde says as he joins the two ladies.
Rin rolls her eyes and says, "Piss off. This is a ladies' only corner."
"That is very obvious. Ever since Vanilla left, the both of you seem to be overshadowed by the number of men in this clan," Clyde notes in his usual intimidating manner.
"Shut up, Clyde!" Rin says as she laughs hollowly.
Dechtire places an arm around Rin and pulls the girl closer to her and says, "I'll take good care of your one-chan."
Clyde raises his champagne glass and says, "I'm glad that someone here actually acknowledges my intimate relationship with Rin as siblings, rather than a couple," and he walks off.
"Of course," Dechtire says loudly as the man walks away.
Just emerging the venue are two men dressed in tuxedo. A Japanese man is dressed in a traditional male kimono and the other is dressed in a white tuxedo.
The Japanese man is skinny and rather tall and the other man in the white tuxedo has a papery white complexion and has a stoic expression written across his pale face. His emerald eyes stand out from his white face and his jet black hair is also a great contrast to his skin colour.
"Schiffer and Razer had just arrived. It's been awhile we've seen them," Dechtire notes as her eyes are locked on the two men who had just arrived at the evening function.
Rin looks at the two men but her eyes are mainly transfixed at the man in the white tuxedo, whose name is Ulquiorra Schiffer.
She gives a glowering glare at that man. Ulquiorra, who was all the while staring at other members, finally turns to look at the two ladies who were staring at them.
He looks at the Japanese girl who is glaring at him.
He returns a stoic stare and looks away from Rin.
The two men walk away and join the rest of the members.
"That assassin never displays any expression on his face," Dechtire notes as she turns to look at Rin, who is pressed against her.
"He is meant to be a heartless, cold assassin," Rin says in a general factual manner.
"True," Dechtire states.