Finally away to make the Gould give up!
After years and years of fighting the Gould Jack finally get an idea on how to make them give up and go home.
"Carter "Jack yell in to her lab "Carter I got it I got it! I know how to defeat the Gould and the ORI "Jack is jumping up and down even thought he's just finished 36 hours of baby sitting his twin nephews.
Carter looks out of her lab at jack and falls over laughing at the state of him. Jack or unca Ack as the boys called him had red pain in his hair witch was all smooched over to one side, his BDUs where now orange black pink and a funny shade of purple and his boots that where normally clean and properly lace where falling of his feet. All of this and not to mention the dark blue bruise that was forming over his nose made Jack look like he had gone three rounds with a paint factory.
As Sam rights her self she asks "what's your idea sir?" this comes out breathy and kinnda girlish.
"Children Carter lot and lots of children, ok may be not real children coz that would be means to the kids, but may be robot children ones that need to eat and play and paint and all that crap!" Jack tells her excitedly" W send em to the Gould make em look after them and then they'll be so tired after they'll give up and go home!!!!! "
Jack promptly passes out in the hall.
"Sam for once I can see the logic in that same I cant make robot children DAM !!!!!!"
The end
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Sorry that sucked had to get it out (long day)