DISCLAIMER:I OWN NOTHING BUT PLOT
WARNINGS:YAOI, DO NOT LIKE DO NOT READ, eventual smut, language, use of human names, AU
Pairings:UkUs(yes Arthur gets to top) and RusAme
Alfred sighed as he took another sip of his coffee. Yesterday ended up turning into such a bad day. He was supposed to be on the perfect romantic date with his new Russian boyfriend, Ivan. But more issues decided to come up and he had to leave. Then when he came back late at night he was pissed off and didn't feel like doing anything. This pattern was getting ridiculous. "Maybe I should just break up with him…" He said aloud to himself.
"Then does that make you free, love?" A British voice from behind him asked. He turned to see a blond cop with the hugest eyebrows ever that oddly looked really good on him. The cop smirked when he caught the other staring. "Well you could do more then look you know? I won't tell," he said teasingly. Alfred blushed, embarrassed before remembering the other's question.
"Oh I was just saying, it's not like I'm free…but that doesn't mean I'm not interested, but like not in the cheating way dude. Cause I'm not like that and like I didn't mean to say that out loud it just kinda came out you know like when you're just thinking and suddenly you say something really random like ice creams or something cause you're thinking about ice creams and like I'm kinda getting off topic again but I could go for some ice cream but my point was I'm not free yet but I think you're cute and all and like if this was a joke like yeah I'm gay and I hope you don't mind but then why would-" Alfred's rambling was cut off when the cop put a finger to his mouth, laughing a bit.
"Poppet, the only thing I got out of that was you wanted ice cream. My name is Arthur Kirkland, and you?"
Letting out a laugh of embarrassment, Alfred looked away. "Yeah sorry dude, I ramble and oh-! The name's Alfred F. Jones!"
Arthur gave a smile as he held out his hand. "Well Alfred I am still on my break. Would you like to go for some ice cream? As friends I mean, after all if I heard correctly you don't cheat."
Alfred gave a large grin when the other said this and nodded, happily taking his hand. "Totally dude, as friends!"
Alfred let out another loud laugh as the other got mad at him again for his incorrect grammar. "For the last time Alfred it's Ivan and I, not me and Ivan."
Laughing he shook his head, disagreeing. "No way dude, it's me and Ivan cause I come first. Cause I'm more important than him ya know?" With and aggravated sigh he gave a small smile.
"It's 'because' and 'you know'. Not 'cause' and 'ya know'."
Alfred just shrugged his shoulders with a smile. Soon Alfred heard his phone ring. Apologizing, he picked up. "Sup Ivan, didja finish work from the office early today?" With a sigh he gave an 'I have to go' hand gesture and wrote his number on a napkin before leaving. "No, babe I'm with a friend. His name is Arthur…yeah Arthur and I just hanging getting ice cream. Yeah he's a new friend. Ok I'll go now." He said as he walked out the door before giving one last wave to Arthur.
Once he left Arthur felt himself give a small smirk. "'Arthur and I' huh?" He said to himself as he pocketed the napkin.
Alfred sighed as he opened the door to the large office to see a working Ivan. "Hey, I got that thing you wanted."
Ivan looked up with a smile and nodded. "Come in and please close the door behind you." Alfred nodded as he shut the door and walked up to his boyfriend.
Placing the disk down on his desk his eyes widened when the other pulled him by his shirt collar into a bruising kiss. Moaning, Alfred lost himself in the kiss, opening his mouth to let the other in as they began playing for dominance. Alfred slowly moved his hand down to Ivan's tie, about to untie the pesky thing when the door was opened.
" , I have gotten the pape—" He was cut off when he saw the scene in front of him. "I'm so sorry!" he squeaked as he quickly shut the door.
With a groan as the moment was lost Alfred pulled away. "Damn, Toris totally ruined that moment."
Ivan only let out a small laugh. "I agree. I'll have to be sure he learns what knocking is."
Alfred noticed the malice in the other's voice and gave a worried laugh. "Well I mean it was an accident Ivan, so don't freak out on him. I mean Toris is a nice guy so don't fire him or anything."
Ivan only smiled nodding. "Oh do not worry I will not fire him."
Alfred, though still worried decided to drop the subject. "So, when are you going to have another break?"
Ivan sighed before giving the other a small kiss on the nose. "My dear sunflower you know I want to be with you. But owning your own business is a very hard job. When will you have to return to your own job?"
Alfred tensed a bit but relaxed before the other could notice. "Well I mean being a free-lance photographer means I don't really have to work unless I get some good tips. And I'm still pretty good for money from getting some wedding photos from that once celebrity's wedding."
Ivan gave a playfully jealous look. "It must be nice to have such an easy job," he said teasingly, waiting for the other to get all defensive.
"Hey! It is not that easy I have to like sneak around and stuff all unheroically and like make sure the pictures look good, make sure the tips aren't total lies and sometimes if the story isn't good enough I don't get paid enough and then have to haggle to get them to higher the price!" he yelled as he defended his job.
Ivan laughed before apologizing. "I am sorry, it is just cute to see you get worked over something so minor."
Alfred let out a small pout. "Hey my job isn't minor," he said quietly.
Ivan heard this and smiled. "Da, it is. You don't have to work as long as you are with me. I make enough for the both of us. You should just quit, it is not like you work a lot anyway. Maybe that is why you seemed to be getting fatter."
Alfred felt himself quiet down, feelings hurt. "Ivan you know I hate it when you call me fat."
Ivan just blinked before smiling. "But you are cute! Like a little whale. Oh and thank you for the disc. You should go now: I must get back to work."
Alfred gave a small sigh before walking towards the door. Ivan didn't even look up.
With a heavy sigh Alfred walked down the street. He hated what had become of their relationship. All Ivan seemed to do was hurt him. The only good thing that came out of their relationship seemed to be the sex. And they didn't even do that all that often either. It had been almost two weeks since they last actually had sex. At first Alfred blamed it on lying to Ivan about what he truly did for a living but whenever he tried to talk to the other he would never listen or care. So that couldn't be it.
As he continued his walk down the office he was pulled into an alleyway. He rolled his eyes as a gun was pointed to his head.
"Give me all your money or else!" his attacker shouted.
With an internal sigh he was about to get rid of the thug when suddenly he heard Arthur's voice. "Release him or I will shoot!" The thug cursed before pushing Alfred to Arthur and took off running.
The two crashed into each other. Apologizing, Arthur helped Alfred up. He looked up to see the thug long gone and groaned. "Ah fuck! I lost him…" Turning to Alfred, he gave a worried look to the other. "Are you ok Alfred?"
Alfred nodded before grinning. "Thanks for the save dude. But be careful next time he had a gun but thankfully it wasn't loaded correctly. I'm guessing he was just some punk who really needed money and happened to find a gun."
Arthur sighed, "look I'm the cop and I should be telling you all that. Are you quite sure you're alright?"
Alfred nodded before giving a thumbs up. "Dude no worries I was like the captain of my school's boxing team and I won the nationals and I also was the captain of our football team and I took a few other martial arts lessons and I know how to handle a gun pretty well among other things."
Arthur's eyes widened when he heard this. "O-Oh….well I'm glad you can take care of yourself."
Alfred just grinned, "well I am the hero after all. What kinda hero can't protect himself? But thanks for your help I really appreciate it."
Arthur smiled before sighing. "Well I learn something new about you every hour or so don't I?"
Alfred laughed nodded. "Yup, oh hey dude when do you get off?"
"At five, I have the day shift today."
Alfred grinned when he heard this. "Hey wanna go get dinner together then? I mean cause I had to ditch you during ice cream so it's the least I could do."
Arthur thought for a moment before smiling. "That sounds wonderful. I'll call you when I'm about to get off. I work at the police station on Harrison Street."
Alfred quickly stored that information in his memory before nodding. "Sweet I know where that is, I'll come pick you up," he said before waving and running off.
Arthur sighed and smiled as he saw Alfred leave once more. In a good mood, he decided to drive back to the station.
After turning in the paperwork for catching a few speeders, he went to his own desk and sat with a heavy sigh. Filling out paperwork sucked the energy out of people. Checking the time, he smiled when he saw it was three PM. 'Only two more hours,' he thought to himself, when suddenly his thoughts were interrupted by his annoying co-worker.
"Ohonhon Arthur, I see you have the look of a man in love on your face. So who is the lucky one? You can tell me," the French man teased.
With a glare Arthur turned to the man. "Shut it frog face and none of your business."
The Frenchman refused to give up though. Taking a seat, he smirked. "Do not tell me, it is a punk of some sorts?"
Arthur gave an annoyed sigh at the cliché of the idea. "Oh yes, how did you know? It's another forbidden romance between justice and evil," he said sarcastically before scoffing at the idea and rolling his eyes at the Frenchman. "Honestly Francis, how cliché can you get?"
Francis just laughed before getting back on topic. "So then mon cher, tell me who he is?"
Arthur gave an annoyed sigh but gave in, knowing the other would never leave him unless he got answers. "His name is Alfred; blond hair blue eyed typical America beauty. He's 24, two years younger than me and he's currently in a relationship. A failing one, mind you, but one nonetheless."
Francis gave an impressed whistle, "going for a claimed jewel are you? Who is the boyfriend? Or should I say your rival in love?"
Arthur rolled his eyes at the last statement and chose to ignore it. "His name is Ivan so I'm guessing he's Russian. He works in some sort of office and seems to be busy often, so I'm guessing he must have a successful job. But that's all I got from Alfred."
Francis narrowed his eyes in thought before shaking off the uneasy feeling. It couldn't be that Ivan. "Well I would say best of luck on your newest conquest. You might need it and try to find out more about this Ivan. Better safe than sorry, no? It is best to know what you are going up against after all."
Arthur nodded, before hearing his boss call him in, most likely for more paperwork. With a heavy sigh he gave a silent goodbye to Francis before going to go get more of stacks of papers he would most likely have to read over and sign.
Alfred discreetly rolled his eyes as he continued his video chat meeting with his commanding officer.
"Alfred are you listening?"
Alfred nodded, not worrying about being rude as he was very close to his Lieutenant General. "Sir yes sir, I am totally listening. So you were sayin' my vacation ends in two more months."
The General nodded, "Yes even if you saved up all those vacation times being a colonel air liaison officer means you must keep in shape, make sure you don't lose your touch as well as-"
"I got it John, don't worry I kinda miss work anyways," he said cutting the other off.
John gave a smile that one would give a younger sibling. "What? Not going to tell me about Ivan and how perfect he is?"
Alfred gave a heavy sigh as he looked away. "Dude, we totally lost our touch, it just ain't working out. I'm gonna end it soon. But I did meet this cute British cop, his name's Arthur."
John gave a hearty laugh before saying something about being young. Then before he ended the conversation he turned serious once more. "Alfred remember, after two more months you will be leaving the states and being stationed in Mildenhall."
Alfred nodded before giving a goodbye and signing out. "Mildenhall…that's in England if I remember correctly. Arthur's English maybe he'll know what the place is like," he said aloud to himself as he got ready to leave and go pick said English man up. With a shrug he sighed, 'two more months, huh?'
Arthur tried to hide his eagerness as he got ready to get off work. Waving goodbye to his co-workers, he sent a text message to Alfred that he was off work. Expecting to have to wait a bit for the American to come pick him up, he was surprised to already see Alfred waiting for him outside.
"Alfred, why are you already here?" Arthur asked as he walked up to him.
Alfred saw Arthur and gave the other a large grin. "Well you told me you got off around five, so I decided to come by and wait around here at like 4:30."
Arthur looked at the other in surprise when he heard this. "But I got off at 5:40 today! Were you waiting outside the whole time?"
Alfred gave a small laugh before smiling. "Yup, well would you like to go get some dinner?" he asked as he held out his hand for the other to take. Arthur smiled and took the offered hand.
"I'd love to."
The two soon arrived at a homey looking diner and were soon seated and waiting for their food to come out. Arthur looked around the diner and smiled at the welcoming and homey mood it gave out. "Do you come here often?" he asked Alfred.
Alfred nodded, "yup, it's a cozy little place isn't it?"
"Quite, I'll have to come here again if their food is as good as their atmosphere. An English-American diner I quite like the idea."
Alfred let out a small laugh, "I thought you would, and trust me their food rocks."
"I don't doubt you."
He smiled when the other said this. Soon he had a sad look on his face as if he was reminiscing. Arthur gave a confused look. "Alfred, are you alright?"
Alfred quickly snapped out of his dazed state and gave the other a smile. "It's alright just thinking of the good days with Ivan. You know before I break up with him."
Arthur gave a surprised look at the pleasant news. "Oh, I'm sorry it didn't work out."
Shrugging it off the American sighed. "It wasn't working ya know? Nothing to be sorry about I mean it's not all bad cause I did meet this really cute British cop who has this adorable accent."
His face quickly turning red, Arthur looked away. "Um…thank you and well tell me about this Ivan?" he asked, quickly changing the topic.
"Well he's like really really rich. He's the CEO of some business. His full name is Ivan Braginski and he's Russian. He's 27 years old and um…he has a huge cock I guess."
Arthur quickly spit his tea he was drinking, face turning red at the unneeded information. He gave a small glare at the American who was now laughing. "Too much information, I could have lived my life just fine without learning about that fact."
"But now you know huh? I bet he's bigger than even you~" Alfred teased.
The proud British man glared, "Bigger or not, I can use it better." He said proudly.
The passing waitress gave the British man a small look before bursting into a fit of giggles. Alfred laughed himself before, placing a few bills down to cover the tab and tip and dragged the blushing Arthur out. Who kept muttering 'I can't believe I said that aloud'.
Once outside Alfred pinned the Arthur to the wall of a nearby ally way. Slowly he leaned in for a kiss. The two began kissing, both becoming addicted to the other. Arthur smirked when Alfred fought for dominance. Refusing to lose he groped the other's ass, surprising him long enough for Arthur to lead the kiss.
Alfred gave a small internal pout at this but quickly forgot why he was upset and moaned when he felt Arthur grab his hardening length. The moment was broken when suddenly Alfred's phone rang.
The two quickly separated faces both flushed. "Aren't you going to pick that up?" Arthur asked, as he was still looking away. Alfred gave a small nod before taking in a deep breath and picking up.
"Hello?" Alfred felt like hitting his head against the brick wall when he heard the voice. It was Ivan.
"Privyet maya lyubov, why are you not at your home yet?"
Alfred raised an eyebrow in suspicion at this, "Why are you at my place dude? You didn't tell me you were coming over."
"Nyet and I did not plan on it. However I suppose the surprise is ruined. I wanted to surprise you with dinner tonight."
"Oh shit sorry dude, I went out for dinner with a pal of mine. But I'm always up for more food."
"Ok, I will be waiting."
Alfred gave a small sigh. He really didn't want to leave Arthur for Ivan, but he was still technically dating Ivan. Arthur gave a worried look.
"What's wrong poppet?"
"It was Ivan, I'm apparently gonna have dinner again. I'm sorry dude but I gotta leave ya here."
Arthur tried not to let the disappointment show. "Well is what we had just now-?"
The American quickly silenced the other with a kiss, knowing what he was about to say. "No way dude, I'm totally falling for you. I'll break up with Ivan tonight ok?"
Arthur smiled before pulling the other by the collar into another breathtaking kiss.
"Good, because I hate to share."
A/N: OMG IT TOOK SO LONG TO WRITE THIS~~~ TT^TT I kept thinking to myself *I'm gonna write today!* and I never did. So anyways reviews make me not do that~ I live off of reviews guys! Also thanks to my forever awesome Beta Executioner Chan 3
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