"who..?" Kellirn Quinn was confused as to where he was
"the hell have I been kiddin'? I sold ma' sole 2 da corporation" Christofer Drew sang from the corner of the hospital room
"GET THE FUK OUT CHRISTOFER NO ONE LIKES U ANYMORE!1!" Viktur yelled whilst hitting him with his purse he carried around for no apparent reason
"Kellirn do u remember mi?" Viktur said dramatically like they do in all those shitty romance movies
"no." Kellin responded in that way that was not very romance movie-y.
"oh...well im Viktur Jamexican your umm boyfriend"
"y the fuck would I have ever dated u u ugly jamacian"
"im not jamacian"
"suuure and George Washington wasnt the 25th president of america shut the fuck up Viktur u kno nothin"
"wow." Vik wuz upset so he left da hospital cryin' but not before he butt fukkd like all the patients in the mental ward
"dude wtf" Kevin, Kellin's long lost brother had appeared "he was just ryin to help"
"who r u?"
"kevin ur bro"
"alright now youre just making shit up."
"I swear im not"
"HOLY SHIT ITS JKEVIN JONASS" Ronnie Radke came out of the closet and yelled
"wut." Kellin was so confused
"Oh shit" Kevin turned and ran
Ronnie Radke just shrugged "looks like its just u and me"
"oh shit" Kellin tryed to get up and run but he couldnt
all of the sudden, Kellin remembered who Viktur wuz.
"VIKTUR CUM BACK" Kellin yelled bc Kellic
Viktur broke down the hosptal door w/ his machete and killed Ronnie Radke bc Ronnie is Satan incarnate
"lol hey bae" Kellin wuz all lyk fogivin and shit
"no. u r an asshole dont tlk 2 me ive gotta tour 2 b on"
Viktur stormed out of da hospital room again
"who the fuck is letting all these crazy people in my room" kellin wanted to know
"oh ur awake." Brendon Urie said walking into the room with a clipboard
" . .you?" Kellin still had no clue who half the people comming into his room were
"I'm Brendon ur nurse..."
"lol"
"wut." Brendon looked confused
"men cant be nurses silly"
"um yea they can"
"no they cant" kellin was laughing so hard he peed
"plz calm down"
"no"
Brendin was pissed of at this point to he took his gallon of milk he had in his back pocket and poured it over Kellin who was still laughing
"dude wtf that was our milk" Ryan Ross came...
...into the room
"2 bad. I quit"
"ok?" so they walked out of the room into the hallway
"wanna fuk" Brendon asked Ryan
"sure" although the answer came from Christofer drew not ryan
"not you" Brendon and ryan said at the same time bc they were both pisces
"awwww man" Christofer was sad so he ran out the window in the hall
"holy shit he does realize we're on the 5th floor right?" Ryan Ross asked
A few seconds later they heard a "splat" noise
"...I guess not"
Jordan Witzigreuter stormed off the elevator at the end of the hallway
"I saw that. Who pushed Christofer out the window?"
Ryan and Brendon pointed at each other
Jordan shook his head and sighed "I guess it doesn't really matter..Brednon dont you have a patient to be checking up on"
At that moment Jordan heard the laughter coming out of the room they were all standing in front of
"what the..?"
"I CAN EXPLAIN" Brendon tried to tell Jordan but Jordan had already opened the door
He saw Kellin laughing and (still) peeing on the bed, Ronnie Radke's body hacked into a million pieces and "SACRIFICE TO VIKTUR" written with Ronnie's blood on the wall
Jordan immediately closed the door
"Brendon?"
"yes?"
"ur fired"
"ok...wait u arent my boss"
"ur boss was Christofer and he died so actually i am ur boss"
"oh"
So Brendon turned into a dragon and flew out the window
"damn dude" Ryan ross was amazed