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Title: Socks
Summary: Severus Snape has developed a pregnancy potion and it's in the testing phase.
Warning: Mpreg. Maybe more later... I haven't decided yet.
Disclaimer: Roses are Red and Violets are Blue. Harry Potter isn't mine but this awful poem is. ^_^
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Chapter One – Dobby is a Daddy
The poor thing was crouched in a corner with Severus Snape hovering less then a foot away. Giving a final wail, Dobby collapsed on a pair of large bare feet. With a sleepy snarl and a flick of the wand, Snape sliced open the elf's bulging belly. Nothing spilled out until long fingers prodded the opening. Jerking awake, Dobby cradled the content of his abdomen and gave a week smile. "Twins?"
Swooping all three elves into his arms, the disheveled man began charming the incision clean and closed. "Why didn't you go to the elf midwife?"
"Dobby is coming to Master Snape because Ixi is not knowing what to do with him. Ixi is only helping mother elves, never a daddy elf. Master should be knowing this is first daddy elf having babies before."
After placing Dobby on the couch, Severus summoned a quill and parchment from his office. "You should have had another week and half before giving birth. Would you say early delivery is due to the fact that you had twins or would it be more of a potions side effect? And this is the first case of twins I've had from the potion. Is there a history of multiple births in your line?"
Without pausing for an answer the half dressed professor continued scribbling notes as he answered himself. "One twin appears to be considerably smaller then the other. This would indicate them to be fraternal twins and therefore not a side effect of the potion. Interesting. I'm guessing you have a family history of nonidentical twins somewhere down the line."
Pausing long enough to give the tuckered elf a calculating look, the equally tired man asked, "What will you be calling them so I don't have to keep referring to them as smaller and larger in my notes?"
"Erik and James." The elf answered proudly.
"Are you positive? They're not-"
Cutting him off, Dobby defended his choice. "Dobby is knowing they is not wizards but it is being good names. They is Erik and James."
"Have it your way." After Jotting it down and smiling to himself, a closer inspection of the offspring was in order. "Erik has your eyes and her sister's ears are identical to her doner's."
"Her sister?" Bulbous green eyes grew impossibly larger.
"Not a very observant father are you?" Severus chuckled darkly. "It seems to be another side effect of the potion. All the births fo far have been to female offspring, of course, it could be nothing more then a coinsidence. We won't know until more-"
"They is not boys?" The elf looked at the small bundles and panicked. "I is having to rename-"
Cutting him off, Snape interjected, "Were you not the one who said 'They is Erik and James?' and something about good names?" Seeing the look of panic replaced by a stubborn acceptance, Snape continued. "Erik and James will be added to the growing list of girls with male carriers. Congratulations and Good Night. I have a lot of things to complete before breakfast."
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A/N - I promise the title will make more sense later. Please review and lemmie know what ya think.