"Fuck vines and everything in this god damned place!" Steven yelled pushing vines with his body while flipping off a bird that flew by. "A bird getting the bird, how comedic" Steven thought while pushing through the unknown swamp. He regretted buying the house and land it came with even more now. He looked at the custom made steel weapons on his back and in hand, and was slightly cheered up. Steven loved his weapons that was certainly true.
After marching through swampy forest for an hour, he noticed a clear area with no mud or plants, just sand and water. He sprinted towards it and dived into the dry warm beach like sand, only to find out it was warmer and softer than any sand he has been in. he also noticed the pond in the center was bluer than any he had seen. It was as clear as bottled water and was a vibrant unreal blue water, resembling water in movies or cartoons. "This is… beautiful" Stevens eyes and face relaxed, his angry (well, regular) face dissolved into one of happiness. Steven not having murder urges surprised him as he only was happy when with explosives, guns and ammo, bladed weapons armor or his family. He smiled and laid down next to his custom made firearm and machete, and began to enter the dream realm.
"What is it" an unknown voice voice asked from his left "I, I don't know" a softer voice responded from his right. "Great, two idiotic females are staring at me and don't apparently know what a human is, just fucking great. Either that or I Am Ludic dreaming aliens or something" he reached for his machete and found it to be missing. He opened his right eye to find he was no longer on the mini beach, but in a library with his machete gone "what the hell happened" was the only though that went through his mind.
Steven sat up and rubbed his eyes only to hear multiple screams and lots of movement away from him, and a door slamming closed. His looked around the now empty library to find that it was full with books and had a small door at one end of the room. He found his machete and gun in the bin at the corner of a desk with some notes near it. He sprinted to it and inspected the metal weapons and began to hug and kiss them. "Good, my little babies are okay. Now to find out where I am and what is going on." He looked around one more time, eyeing the ground he was sleeping on and checked for any of his other possessions. He also saw he was fully clothed, and had every item he had before slumber. He opened the small door and walked out. " well, let's find out how weird my day can get" Steven stated and ventured out into the town he saw before him.