ASS EFFECT: CRITICAL MAS!
CHAOTER ONE: THE NEW TREAT!
Comander Shepard was the best spade commander in all of the comanding the feet of human and alien. He had a loot of funny fightin the bad guys like cerebus and the geth and the rapers, too. Then ome day, he killed himself to turn off al reaper in the uniserse everywhere. HE WAs not gone fourever, thou, because Tali got prefnent with his twim dauterds who ere named Sheep and Goat in onor of Shepard is dead to save the alien humansd. The kid were sick to sick, to Tali had to back them to the floatilla to be healty.
ON THE FLOATZILLA!
SHeepANDGoat were un the buble place where the quatrian people kids bubble all day and Taly was dad because Shepard dead. "Mom what is your sad?" Shep ased her? "Oh noting" Tali aaid and she wet away and cried om the floor and her ant huged her and said "there! there!" "I guess wish I knew why is she sat?" Goat dait too.
THAN A GETH!
The Geth lasered the door off and shoots all the quarters in the ship everwhere! Only kid were left, so the goth boss telled them "TALE THE KIDS BUTT KILL THE ABULTS!" The quariens tried to back them, but the geth a tacked them with robots that had guns. "NOOO! MY BABBEIS!" Tali cried and shot a drome that shot robot to help, and some died. The Geth boss try to karate Talki, but she shotgunned the geth boss and he fliwd away and blow up. BUT the get took q/2 cildren, incloding Goat but not Shepp! NOOOOOOOOOOO! Tali was sadder more and Sheep said "Mom what is Goat?!" "SHE is a geth slav now! We cant save her!" They both cried and ten stoped crying later.