The phone rang and Garcia answered it, she was shot through the phone and died.

A week Later

7 days after the death of the BAU team, the death people were finished burying them.

A little red-headed girl with a balloon stood next to the graves of the team mourning their death. All of a sudden a hand pops out of the ground and the little girl screams and her balloon flies into the air and pops when it hits a plane which makes the plane go crashing down and lands in China. All of the Chinese people run around screaming

"AHHHH we're being attacked" screamed one of the small Chinese men with glasses and a red throbbing hand.

So the Chinese launched their missals towards America which hit the little girl, she is then blown into chunks, creating a giant hole in the ground allowing the undead BAU team to roam free. They start to chase people trying to eat their brains, when all of a sudden Garcia finds a VHC tape.

Using her high tech computer skills she transforms the tape into a DVD. Her and Morgan lovingly watch it together, but after they watch it the phone rings. Morgan listens to the voice and the voice on the other end says

"7 days"

Then suddenly he gets Garcia to track it and they find out it's coming from the north pole.

"Santa's coming, Santa's coming" Reid staring screaming joyfully.

...7days later...

Garcia and Morgan are uni cycling, when a little girl, the same one from the video, pops up. Morgan starts to cry and Garcia begins to hyperventilate. The little girl starts to run towards them but Reid jumps in, just in time, and takes of his glasses in slow motion.

"I'll save you" he said in a sexy voice.

Then Herashio walks in.

"Dude, WTF? You can't just steal my line" said Herashio.

And in an even slower motion Herashio takes off his glasses and says.

"You just got served"

When the little girl comes at Reid with a chainsaw, he cries out for help and then Chuck Norris jumps in. And round-house kick the little girl all the way back to her well.

Then they all start to cheer and then Hotch comes in with no expression at all says.

"You saved us, yippee. Can I have your autograph?"

Then Rossi comes in doing back flips, then J.J and Prentiss walk in with a handful of bananas.

Just then a bunch of sheep thunder in followed by a jungle explore with a shot gun.

"You suck" he spat aiming his gun at Rossi and firing.

"Yes!" exclaimed Hotch, but was bit in the leg by one of the sheep, that sheep had rabies and gave it to Hotch, whom later died from cancer.

Garcia took out her magic computer wand and waved it, the sheep and jungle explorer disappeared. They all sighed in relief, but it was short-lived for Indianan Jones ran in followed by shorty, and his son, they we're being chased by a bolder which ran over J.J crushing her flat.

Morgan then got really mad and punched the wall, he broke his hand. Then a spider landed in his eye.

"Get it off" Morgan yelled, just then a robot fish ran in and hit him in the face. Morgan died from lead poisoning.

Garcia began to cry until Prentiss slapped her

"Get a hold of yourself Penelope" she shouted at her. Garcia sniffled.

Then a frog hopped in and kicked Prentiss in the leg, she broke it and died.

Garcia got sucked into her computer and got lost in cyper-space.

Reid sighed and sat on the ground, two men in white came in,

"Spencer Reid?" they asked, he nodded. "You're being sentenced to execution for being to smart, let's go genius."

Reid began to scream as they took out an axe and cut him up.

Then Justin Beiber runs in yelling "I'm so hot" but the second missal from the Chinese hits him and he dies.

The End

P.S: Your Welcome, again.