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Cyber Sadists
A Joint Fanfiction under the Fuzzy Wuzzy Stalkers
Rating: M
Prologue: The Ad
Written By: Boss

Who'd've thought that all this chaos started under one tiny little ad on the back page of the local section of the Tuesday newspaper? A little ad, barely an inch tall and a few inches wide, off-center but not on the edge of the page of the bottom half of the paper could cause such ruckus? Well, it was certainly something that should cause alarm. Not too many ads like this ad pop up from nowhere. And in a great, big city full of lonely, lonely, oh so lonely people seeking one another out, it's no wonder that it attracted so much attention. Although, some of this attention was more serious than others. Some laughed. Some shook their heads. One even called the number by accident. Some were referred to it. Some went insane.

You see, someone had gone out and bought a new phone just for this ad. Does that help explain anything? After all, this someone doesn't need people recognizing the number right off the bat. That wouldn't be a good thing. Someone just got tired of waiting to find the right one.

What was this ad, might you ask? Well, it's simple:

"Masochist seeking a Sadist! Looking for a manipulative superior that's good at what they do. Call XXX-XXX-XXXX!"

And who was the one that paid for this ad?

Orihara Izaya.


Boss tags Roulette.