A/N: So….This is the last AI fic of 2010. =D
So, this is random, but fun. Written by me, Lizsername, and StJimmyHasSinned!
Thanks for a great year everyone! Let's hope 2011 is just as awesome!
REVIEW PLEASE!
Disclaimer: Don't own anything!
Will: *protesting*
Whatsername: Oh, God…
Heather: What are you doing now?
Will: Protesting.
Tunny: Why? I thought you already got what you wanted.
Johnny: THE MORE YOU PROTEST THE MORE THEY WILL FORGET ABOUT ME AND LOVERBOY!
Whatsername: Uh, who said you could openly start calling him that?
Johnny: No one.
Whatsername: Then don't.
Johnny: Bitch…
Whatsername: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Johnny: EEEP! *hides behind Jimmy*
Jimmy: There, there…I'll protect you from the bitchy Whatsername.
Johnny: She's such a bad bitch…
Whatsername: I'LL SHOW YOU A BITCH!
Johnny: AH! *runs*
Whatsername: *chases after him*
Heather: *looks to Jimmy* shouldn't you be...?
Jimmy: Nah...
Johnny: AH HELP ME!
Jimmy: *whistling*
Will: WHY DO YOU TWO ALWAYS RUIN MY PROTEST!
Tunny: JUST EVERYONE STOP THE MADNESS!
Extard Girl: Will, did you see the fic that hooks up you and my boyfriend?
Will: Wait what!
EG: Yeah...
Tunny: GASP! I'm so sorry Sugarplum...she made me…
Will:...
Jimmy: *snickers* you two? Oh god i think i threw up a bit
Heather: And I had a baby with you!
Will: don't even get me started on that…
Heather: Bitch, I was better off with Rock and Roll boyfriend.
Jimmy: Don't you guys have like two kids?
Heather: That's not important.
Jimmy: Really now? And is there a reason your gaining weight?
Heather: You know what? Fuck off.
Jimmy: What to fuck…what to fuck….
Tunny: WAIT ONE SEC! WASN'T THE KID MINE!
Whatsername: Someone's screwed…
Heather: You bought the shit?
Johnny: AHHHH GET OFF ME WHATSERNAME!
Jimmy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY JOHNNY CAKES?
Whatsername: NOTHING! JUST SHUT UP AND THIS WILL BE A HELL OF A LOT EASIER!
Jimmy: Bitch shut up and stop sexing my Johnny cakes
Johnny: GET OFF ME! YOU HEARD MY BOYFRIEND!
Will: Um, Hi. I'M STILL HERE!
Tunny: HI!
Will: ...
Jimmy: Hey didn't read the fic about you and Heather's baby?
Heather: What?
Jimmy: Well there's a couple fics thinking Will is not the father...
Will: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
EG: And who is?
Jimmy: One is Tunny, One is mine.
Whatsername: no surprise
Johnny: GET OFF ME BITCH!
Whatsername: NO! NOT UNTIL YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON!
Jimmy: Which is...?
Whatsername: FOR GOING GAY ON ME!
Heather: Tell it, girl…
Johnny: *whimpers* IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
Tunny: We support you, Johnny.
Johnny: THANK YOU!
Will: Uh, guys? What else about these fics Jimmy?
Jimmy: Then there's one bout heather drinking while pregnant
Heather:...
Will: Oh, no you didn't...
Heather: IT WAS NOT MY FAULT! IF WILL DIDN'T LEAVE BEER IN FRONT OF ME!
Will: WHY ARE YOU BLAMING ME?
Jimmy: *eating popcorn*
Heather: CUZ I'M A DRINKER! IT'S MY FAULT!
EG: Pass some over Jimmy…
Johnny: HELPPPPPPPPPPP!
Whatsername: STOP SCREAMING!
Jimmy: Oh trust me babe, he can scream louder. *wink*
Heather: Didn't need to know that...
EG: *stops eating the popcorn*
Whatsername: You guys need to stop being obsessed with fucking all the time.
Johnny: GASP!
Jimmy: *whispers* don't worry Babe, you know we're "making love"
Will: Wait so what happens to this baby, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Well the organs form then she supposed to have mental issues.
Will: HEATHER!
Heather: What?
EG: You forgot to mention that the girl doesn't know who Will is.
Jimmy: Oh right...That too.
Will: WHY DOES MY LIFE SUCK SO MUCH?
Johnny: CAN'T! BREATHE!
Tunny: Um, so Will...you were protesting...
Heather: Don't get him-!
Will: YES... BECUASE MY LIFE SUCKS!
Jimmy: Life sucks when you're sucking it.
Tunny: *shudders*
EG: I got you babe *holds him in her arms*
Will: UH HUH STEP AWAY FROM MY ARMY LOVER!
EG: I….what?
Johnny: Will, you're confusing me with your sexuality.
Will: Like you're one to talk.
Johnny: OFFENSIVE! WHY ARE YOU GUYS BEING SO MEAN TO ME?
Whatsername: It's for your own good, dear.
Jimmy: Uh, no it isn't.
Whatsername: if it involves you, then yes. It's for his own good.
Jimmy: Bitch.
Whatsername: *chases Jimmy*
Will: Um, anywho, back to my rant, thank you very much.
Tunny: what about it?
Will: EVERYTHING!
Tunny: No need to get defensive...
Will: WELL, IT'S A BIT TOO LATE FOR THAT!
Tunny: Well you weren't like that in bed last night.
Jimmy: DID I NEED TO KNOW THAT?
EG: Like you're one to talk?
Johnny: Hey last night was fun.
Whatsername: *Punches Johnny*
EG: Ok. New Rule. Everyone keeps their sexual escapades to themselves. Ok?
Jimmy: Nahhhh…
Johnny: But that takes the fun out of everything...
Tunny: *shudders*
Heather: I don't get you Tunny.
Tunny: Meaning...?
Heather: You'll sleep with couch-butt-fucker over there but you're scared of sex still?
Tunny: I'm a complex individual.
Will: *whispers to Heather* All you have to say is it's not sex.
Heather: Tunny you're being lied to by my idiot ex-boyfriend.
Tunny: I'm confused...What?
Jimmy: You're having sex with him.
Tunny: I AM?
Will: Ah, Dammit…
Johnny: Nice try though.
Will: Thanks!
Tunny: B-But...WHY?
Will: Cuz you're fucking sexy.
Tunny: My god *faints*
Heather: I always suspected he was gay
EG: So wait. All of our boyfriends are gay?
Whatsername: Yeah...
EG: That's really saying something on our parts.
Heather: Totally.
EG: Therapy anyone?
Heather: I'll beat you there.
*They run out*
Will: Well...that went well.
A/N: HAHA! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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