Who's Line Is It Anyway?-Utena Style
Authored by: Burakku Baras Co-Authored by: Melificent
Who's Line Is It Anyway? Staring: Utena, Touga, Saongie, Juri, and Miki Anouncers are A-ko and B-ko (who finish each others sentences) Host of Who's Line Is It Anyway is Saongie
Announcers: (A-Ko) "We have four special-" (B-Ko) "-Guests on our show today. Look out it's we-" (A-Ko) "-are the egg Touga. Don't get in her-" (B-Ko) "-way cause she'll cut you down Juri. Why's her-" (A-Ko) "-hair pink Utena, and he found-" (B-Ko) "-his shiny thing Miki."
Show Introduction: (Saongie) "Hello, and welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway. The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter, just like Nanami. At the end of the show the winner gets to go back to my place and have a little fun (winks at touga).
(Utena) ::falls over:: (Juri) ::sweatdrops:: (Miki) ::nosebleeds:: (Touga) ::blinks and ALMOST looks shocked::
(Saongie) "Now we're going to start a game called Questions Only. Now as you know you can only speak in questions, I'll buzz you if you can't say anything. Utena and Touga you'll start and Juri and Miki you two will take their place when they walk off. The scene is a milk-canning factory.
(Touga) "Are they lactating?" (Utena) ::looks completely disgusted but finds her voice:: "What is wrong with you?" (Touga) "Can I milk them for you?" ::Utena walks off:: [Buzz] ::Miki walks on:: (Touga) "You want to help me lick the seals?" (Miki) "How?" (Touga) "This your first day on the job?" (Miki) "What makes you think that?" (Touga) "Did you know you have virgin written all over you?" (Miki) "Wanna see my shiny thing?" ::Touga walks off:: [Buzz] ::Juri walks on:: (Miki) "Ever lick seals before?" (Juri) "What's it to ya?" (Miki) "Do you know how to do this?" (Juri) "So you've never licked anything before?" (Miki) ::studders:: [Buzz] ::Utena walks on:: (Utena) "Juri are you hitting on me?" ::Juri looks disgusted and walks off:: ::Touga walks on:: (Touga) "So what if I am?" (Utena) "Are you a women?" (Touga) "You want to check?" (Utena) "Where's your chest?" (Touga) "In my pants." [Buzz]
(Saongie) "Okay now (drawls out) ::blinks:: Touga you aren't really a women are you?" (Touga) "It's been a while since I last checked, some one want to do the honors?" (Utena) "Not this again!" (Saongie) "We'll be back after this commercial!"
(Unknown Male Announcer) "Are you sick of being ugly? Are you tired of not having any friends? Has your life become miserable due to nappy hair, a large ass and sagging tits?"
[Camera zooms in on a cow with blond hair as it nods its head vigorously]
(Unknown Female Announcer) "Then try our new Looks in a Tube! It's easy, send five simple payments of $99.95 and with in a week you will receive your Looks in a Tube. You'll go from this.[Camera zooms in on the cow with blond hair].to this! [Camera zooms in on a slim figured blond] With this 50- gallon tube of magick it will get rid of unsightly hair, help those sagging breast and buns perk up, calm and perfect that nappy mane, shed access weight over night, and give your body more curves then you could of thought. So girls don't deprive the men of your artificial beauty any longer, order now!"
(Saongie) "And where back! Touga was that your sister?" (Touga) "The cow?" (Saongie) "No the girl baka." (Touga) ::shrugs:: "Nope never seen her before."
Authored by: Burakku Baras Co-Authored by: Melificent
Who's Line Is It Anyway? Staring: Utena, Touga, Saongie, Juri, and Miki Anouncers are A-ko and B-ko (who finish each others sentences) Host of Who's Line Is It Anyway is Saongie
Announcers: (A-Ko) "We have four special-" (B-Ko) "-Guests on our show today. Look out it's we-" (A-Ko) "-are the egg Touga. Don't get in her-" (B-Ko) "-way cause she'll cut you down Juri. Why's her-" (A-Ko) "-hair pink Utena, and he found-" (B-Ko) "-his shiny thing Miki."
Show Introduction: (Saongie) "Hello, and welcome to Who's Line Is It Anyway. The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter, just like Nanami. At the end of the show the winner gets to go back to my place and have a little fun (winks at touga).
(Utena) ::falls over:: (Juri) ::sweatdrops:: (Miki) ::nosebleeds:: (Touga) ::blinks and ALMOST looks shocked::
(Saongie) "Now we're going to start a game called Questions Only. Now as you know you can only speak in questions, I'll buzz you if you can't say anything. Utena and Touga you'll start and Juri and Miki you two will take their place when they walk off. The scene is a milk-canning factory.
(Touga) "Are they lactating?" (Utena) ::looks completely disgusted but finds her voice:: "What is wrong with you?" (Touga) "Can I milk them for you?" ::Utena walks off:: [Buzz] ::Miki walks on:: (Touga) "You want to help me lick the seals?" (Miki) "How?" (Touga) "This your first day on the job?" (Miki) "What makes you think that?" (Touga) "Did you know you have virgin written all over you?" (Miki) "Wanna see my shiny thing?" ::Touga walks off:: [Buzz] ::Juri walks on:: (Miki) "Ever lick seals before?" (Juri) "What's it to ya?" (Miki) "Do you know how to do this?" (Juri) "So you've never licked anything before?" (Miki) ::studders:: [Buzz] ::Utena walks on:: (Utena) "Juri are you hitting on me?" ::Juri looks disgusted and walks off:: ::Touga walks on:: (Touga) "So what if I am?" (Utena) "Are you a women?" (Touga) "You want to check?" (Utena) "Where's your chest?" (Touga) "In my pants." [Buzz]
(Saongie) "Okay now (drawls out) ::blinks:: Touga you aren't really a women are you?" (Touga) "It's been a while since I last checked, some one want to do the honors?" (Utena) "Not this again!" (Saongie) "We'll be back after this commercial!"
(Unknown Male Announcer) "Are you sick of being ugly? Are you tired of not having any friends? Has your life become miserable due to nappy hair, a large ass and sagging tits?"
[Camera zooms in on a cow with blond hair as it nods its head vigorously]
(Unknown Female Announcer) "Then try our new Looks in a Tube! It's easy, send five simple payments of $99.95 and with in a week you will receive your Looks in a Tube. You'll go from this.[Camera zooms in on the cow with blond hair].to this! [Camera zooms in on a slim figured blond] With this 50- gallon tube of magick it will get rid of unsightly hair, help those sagging breast and buns perk up, calm and perfect that nappy mane, shed access weight over night, and give your body more curves then you could of thought. So girls don't deprive the men of your artificial beauty any longer, order now!"
(Saongie) "And where back! Touga was that your sister?" (Touga) "The cow?" (Saongie) "No the girl baka." (Touga) ::shrugs:: "Nope never seen her before."