A/N: This is CrissColfer (Chris/Darren) and a Chant (Chris/Grant) fic.
I do not ship any of these pairings, or even suggestion that either of these pairings could be true. This story is just a bit of fun, pure fantasy.
I like the idea of Chris wanted by two guys.
In lots of CrissColfer fiction, Chris is the one that has the crush on Darren. I wanted to do something different.
I hope you like this story and give me lots of reviews.
Disclaimer: I do not know Chris, Darren or Grant, and have no interest in their personal lives. I do not own Glee it belongs to Ryan Murphy.
1 Caught on Camera
A light breeze drifted across the vast grounds of the Paramount Studios, the building and structures swallowed up in the darkness that descended four hours ago as the sun set. In the distant traffic could be heard rumbling along the road.
All but a few remaining members of the Glee cast and crew remained. It had been a stressful and tiring day for a lot of them.
Naya walked briskly with a spring in her step across the Paramount lot, Lea was with her not as brisk as her but still not stumbling even though she was slightly tipsy on three glasses of red wine.
Naya had a camcorder gripped loosely in her hand. Glancing over her shoulder, seeing that Lea was lagging behind she slowed down her pace then halted, allowing Lea to catch her up.
Lea quickened her pace once seeing that she had stopped for her, grateful.
"Thanks" she said with a grateful look once she caught up standing beside her.
Naya eyed her critically "How much did you have?"
Lea looked firstly puzzled, then guessed she was talking about the wine she had.
"About three" she little laughed "I'm not drunk, I just needed something after today".
Naya gave her a sympathetic look, she couldn't blame her.
Every since Twittergate and Graduationgate, Ryan had became a raging tyrant.
Lea wasn't getting it as hard as the others. But she was suffering for her friends. It pained her when Amber wanted to lose some weight, but Ryan told her she wasn't allowed to. Dianna's character Quinn was dismantled and transformed into a crazy vengeful teen, that was so unlike what Quinn was meant to be.
Ryan could be vindictive and he was letting them know how vindictive he could be by what was written in the scripts. All the promises he had made, they were going to be broken.
Naya slipped a reassuring arm around her friends shoulders and gave her a squeeze "Let's just make this night fun" she suggested, smiling at her "It's a Friday, so let's not worry about Ryan".
Lea lifted up her head to look at her friend.
"Agreed" she said with forced cheer.
They matched each other's pace as they headed across the lot heading for a certain person's shared trailer.
Tonight they were on mission and it involved one of their absolute favourite co-stars, Chris Colfer.
Endless dance rehearsals, studio time, shooting scenes, they were indeed the hardest working cast in television, only one them worked ten times harder than all of them, and it wasn't always with the show.
There youngest cast member (until Damian would soon join them) was a workaholic. He didn't have as much spare time as the rest of them, his numerous projects taking up what was left of most of his days and nights when he wasn't doing the show. He did spend time with friends, but it was often a rare occasion, he didn't spend much time with the Glee gang as he used to do.
Chris was in the middle of finishing writing his first novel. His first movie, Struck By Lightning, which he wrote, starred in with a cast of big names in the movie and television industry, that he helped to produce, he filmed in eighteen days.
The last time they all had fun as a group, was during the Glee tour. Lea knew how driven he was, she did miss her best friend.
Darren was heaps of fun, only Lea missed having Chris with them. She loved the times they went to a show together, just her and Chris. Ashley Fink spent more time with him than she did off set.
It was like he had outgrown them all or like he was saying you have Darren now, you don't need me anymore. The real reason was probably the fandom with this CrissColfer madness.
Tonight would be different, if they had to kidnap him they would, that was what Lea had surmised after her third wine, causing Naya to frown and put the bottle of wine back in the fridge, instructing Lea not to drink anymore.
Tonight they were doing another live stream with the fans like they did in 2009, just like before it was a Q & A via Twitter. Last time it was at Naya's parents' house; this time it would be at Naya's apartment.
That was a fun night with alcohol and games. Quite a few of them ended up drunk.
Chris was the only one that didn't drink that time because he was underage. Next to Corey he was the second most responsible person in the cast.
When fans found out that Darren would be going, but not Chris, there was such an absolute uproar on Twitter and Tumblr, also Facebook, it was just insane, so it was down to them to get Chris there. The cast and crew that had Twitter accounts were bombarded all week, demanding Chris be there. Fans were even pleading begging for him.
Naya wanted to get some video of her friends after the live stream that she would put on her Twitter and her Facebook page, the reason for her camcorder, which she had brought to work at one time and absentmindedly left in her trailer.
Whether they convinced Chris or not to come, she would be heading for home afterwards to wait for the first arrivals. There would be alcohol and probably pizza, if that was what everyone wanted.
Arriving at Chris's trailer, they ascended the steps. Naya hung back wanting Lea to be the one to knock, leaning her back against the railing behind her, her other hand lightly gripping the other railing beside her.
After rapping her knuckles on the door they waited five minutes.
Nothing!
Lea looked perplexed, as she turned slightly to look at her friend.
"Maybe he's not there" disappointment lining her pretty face.
Naya pushed away from the railing and tried the door handle.
"Well, he wouldn't leave it unlocked would he" she stated plainly.
A big pleased grin traversed across Lea's face.
Naya, opening the door they suddenly halted inside the doorway their mouths gaping open, their eyes as big as saucers.
Chris was there alright.
But not in a way they had ever imagined. It was mesmerizing.
He stood in the middle of the trailer in front of the bulky sofa that occupied the small living space, with just a single light on that illuminated him perfectly, shirtless, wearing nothing but a pair of short tight grey gym shorts that sat low on his hips, revealing that perfect V shape. His body was taut, lithe, muscular, toned to perfection.
His biceps flexed and bulged as he whipped a pair of numchuks from hand to hand, back, front, side to side, with strength, speed and expertise. His stomach muscles rippled as his chest rose and fell rapidly, his face was a mask of concentration, eyes focussed straight ahead, hair mussed, loose strands hanging over his forehead, damp with sweat.
Sweat glistened off his body. He didn't quite have a six pack, but he was getting there, his body just had the right amount of definition that suited his height and build.
He looked so damn hot, so damn sexy.
Naya realising what she was doing, swiftly diverted her roaming eyes, disturbed and ashamed at herself. This was their baby Chris, he was like their little brother, and she was objectifying her. This was so wrong.
Looking to the side at Lea, she saw that she was still ogling him, her eyes shining as she was taking all of him in again.
Naya gave a sharp tug at her arm.
"Don't" she hissed, sneaking a quick look at Chris, thinking he might of heard, seeing that it appeared he didn't even know they were there, she let out a silent sigh of relief.
Lea then felt guilty, looking away so she was staring into the little kitchen area for the time being, wanting something to else to divert her attention, no matter how uninteresting just to stop her from ogling her best friend.
Naya then had an idea.
Chris wouldn't mind, he wasn't as insecure as he used to be, and he knew she would not be doing it to embarrass him. Though with a body like that, where was there to be embarrassed about?
She was both pleased and proud of him, for wanting to train like the other guys on the show. He was the most committed person on the show, and the most disciplined.
That line in I am Unicorn irked her as much as it did the Kurt and Chris fans, about Kurt having toothpick arms, after this the writers wouldn't dare to write that again or even something similar. Fox didn't want another gate of any kind after graduationgate and Twittergate.
Naya silently switched on the camera. Raising it to eye level she aimed it at Chris.
Lea panicked when she saw what she was doing, making an awkward grab for the camera, nearly falling forward in her desperate grab for the camera, managing to right herself just in time grabbing onto the kitchen top edge beside her.
Naya whipped it from her reach, whipping it to the side, remaining calm, though she was a little annoyed with her.
She hoped after what she was about to say to her she would change her mind. She was doing this for Chris. She felt it was the right thing to do, and she already knew where it would be seen by millions.
"This season Ryan and the rest have written Kurt as unattractive. How do you think Chris feels about that?" she said, disgust in her voice "Does he look like he was toothpick arms, does he look delicate?"
Lea of course agreed, you would have to be blind not to see it.
"I love Darren. But they have Blaine as the only attractive one of that couple. Do they do that to Rachel or Finn, or Brittany or Santana?"
Again Lea agreed, not saying anything, Naya could tell by her expression, she saw sympathy there, understanding.
Lea knew where she was coming from, this making Kurt seem unattractive was making her quite uncomfortable.
"They won't even let him be shirtless in the next episode or even wear a tank top. Darren is allowed to. What the hell is that all about?" she was keeping her voice low, but Lea could hear the anger there.
"Chris has worried about his looks for such a long time, and we know it has taken him a long time to accept himself, and now he has to put up with this crap".
Lea again had to agree.
"But don't you think Chris would hate you doing this?" she said worriedly, glancing quickly at Chris expecting him to turn around and see them.
She knew he would be surprised, she didn't think he would be embarrassed; he was comfortable with his body, his looks that had taken a long time for him to accept. What Ryan and Co were doing was cruel and unfair.
"The fans want to see him shirtless. They will and more. And after we put this on Youtube, this will blow the Single Ladies video's out of the water. And maybe Ryan will finally realise that Chris isn't that chubby faced Hummel doll anymore, and write him as grown up and the hot hunk that he is".
Lea took but five seconds for a decision "Let's do it" she said fully enthused, with a hint of excitement, her eyes lighting up.
The room was well illuminated, so they would be getting some good footage.
Surveying the room she was working out how she could do this so Chris wouldn't know they were there.
The kitchen area looked the best spot for the frontal shots, she could duck down beside the counter top under his line of vision.
Lea quietly followed her into kitchen area; she chose to crouch beside her as Naya filmed away.
As she was filming she noticed that Chris had abs.
What a difference a couple of years made.
Chris was a man, he wasn't their baby anymore.
Again her heart swelled with pride as well as adoration.
After getting some decent shots she lowered the camera that was when she heard him quietly singing. Looking closer she noticed he was wearing earphones and that he had his IPod sitting in the waistband of his shorts. His expression became more relaxed, though he was still focussed as he sang, and worked the numchuks around his body.
If Chris did come to the party tonight, then they would have six of the hottest guys on Glee there.
She was sure fans would request for the guys to take their shirts off, which they would without even thinking about it. But of course poor Chris won't be because Ryan would not want him to.
Well, after tonight, she was sure, well she hoped that would change. Chris/ Kurt deserved the sex symbol status as the others guys. She knew his fans thought of him as a sex symbol. She had her own tumblr so she had seen blogs and read the notes to different photo's and video's that were posted.
She hoped this would change the minds of those haters that still insulted the way he looked.
She was so incredibly excited about the prospects from this video, all the comments she knew she would get. People thought Glee lives' Single Ladies was hot, wait until they saw ninja Chris.
Staying under his line of vision Naya and Lea crept around the room, Naya filming every angle of him, side views, rear views. She would edit it before uploading it.
At first she didn't know what he was singing. As she listened to realised it was a Linkin Park song. This was even better.
She loved Adele, but if he was listening to her and singing along to it, it would have ruined it.
He was singing in his lower register, so that was even better.
Linkin Park wasn't a favourite of hers, so she had no idea what song he was singing. She just remembered hearing it on radio.
Chord would know, or maybe Corey.
After about ten minutes of filming, Naya stopped filming.
Gesturing to Lea by jerking her head at the door behind them, slowly they backed out of the trailer.
Lea silently closed the door.
Once outside Lea opened her mouth to squeal like a fan girl, Naya slapped her hand over her friends' mouth.
"Chris might hear" she warned her.
Lea nodded her head, understanding.
Removing her hand they scurried down the trailers steps, they ran across the lot, heading for Naya's trailer.
Naya's hands shook with excitement as she struggled to unlock her trailer. In the end Lea had to take the key from her.
Once inside Naya grabbed her laptop sitting on the rounded table tugging the lid up, pulling up one of the chairs and sitting down.
Lea sat in the one next to her. She did not know why but her heart was racing. Ryan wouldn't go ballistic if they knew what they were doing would he? It wasn't like Chris was nude or anything; they would never go that far.
It didn't take long for Naya to set up an account. Plugging in the camera she took about twenty minutes to edit it. Then she uploaded it to Youtube.
"What should we call it?" Naya looked at Lea.
Lea thought for a few minutes.
Then a wicked smile curled her lips.
"What you won't see on Glee".
Naya loved it.
"We should put in on tumblr, tag it Chris Colfer. Everyone tags everything with Darren Criss that has to do with Glee, even if he's not even in the picture or it's not even about him, though I don't know why".
Neither could Lea. Fandom was weird sometimes.
The women sat back, and stared at the screen.
"Now all we have to do and wait" Naya said under her breath, glancing at her friend beside her, feeling her heart pounding in her chest, anxious and excited at the same time.
All Lea could do was nod, feeling just that little bit nervous.
A/N: That was the first chapter. I hope you enjoyed it.
If you did please review, this is my first fanfiction.
I still like Klaine, so I will start posting up the first chapter of my Klaine fiction, even though I love the idea of Kurtbastian.
Maybe I'll write a Kurtbastian story. I don't have any ideas for one yet.
I have written more chapters of What's Under the Clothes and will be posting that up very soon.