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Hades Cooking show
It was the last day of summer and Hades missed Persephone. He sat on his throne dreaming about her. Then a skeleton servant (I don't know if he had skeleton servants. Ok) brought a burnt cheese and ham toasty. Hades lost his temper and shouted at the poor servant. Then he suddenly began thanking him. Why? Well it was because he had a *dramatic effect* Idea. He would have a cooking show. Wait that was a terrible idea. Oh well.
Lights, Camera, Action
Hades- Hi I'm Hades, God of the underworld and this is my cooking show
Skeleton Servant- Sir are you crazy
Hades- *glares at him* what?
Skeleton Servant – just saying you're crazy
Hades- * Kills him* I'll take those bones. Now I'll introduce my co-host ….. The teen- age spirt of Lizzy Beanery
*Lizzy walks in and smiles*
Lizzy- Hey folks I'm the teenage spirt of Lizzy Beanery
Hades- *face- palms* We Know
Lizzy-oh
Hades- Just show what you will need
Lizzy- Sure boss * moves to counter full of objects* you coming
Hades- sure
Lizzy- Great you can help
Hades- *sighs* we're making a Halloween Victoria sponge cake because I like Halloween
Lizzy- you will need …. A pre heated oven heated at 180 Celsius *Pre- heats it*, A Bowl, An Oven, A wooden spoon, A cake leveller, knife, A cake tin and a cake stand * Gives a sign for Hades to start *
Hades- Also eggs, flour, milk, water and vanilla essence
Lizzy- I call them cake mix
Hades- you carry on
Lizzy- Sure. Candy blood, Green whipped cream, Halloween icing also decoration, Pumpkin, carving kit, Skeleton bones fake or real
Hades- Lets bake it
Lizzy and Hades- *move to a clear counter*
Lizzy- first get your bowl and put the cake mix in
Hades- *does what Lizzy says* Then put it in your pre-heated oven *looks at Lizzy*
Lizzy- I pre- heated it *put's mix in oven*
Hades- Good
Lizzy- While you can wait you can sword-fight *draws sword*
Hades- Or do magic *Wand appears*
Lizzy- We recommend you ….
Hades- *forgets cue then remembers*
Carve your pumpkin
Lizzy- Hades will show one we did earlier
Hades- *Bends down to get pumpkin* isn't it lovely
Lizzy- It's a Dracula pumpkin
Hades- I'll get out the cake *goes to do so*
Lizzy- WAIT it might
Hades- *doesn't hear Lizzy get cake and oven explodes*
Lizzy- *sighs* explode
Hades- *grins sheepishly* sorry
Lizzy- oh well it was just the oven
Hades- * a big smile comes on his face* the cake's fine *puts it down
Lizzy- Phew *wipes sweat of brow and pushes the oven away* you tell the next step
Hades- Then use the cake leveller to cut off the top of the cake and in the middle.
Lizzy- I'll do it *does it in 10 seconds*
Hades- Wow
Lizzy- you should now have 2 cakes. Pass the blood Hades
Hades- that sounds creepy
Lizzy- *face palms* just give the blood
Hades- *gives it* here
Lizzy- Finally. Take your candy blood and squeeze a bit on the first cake and use your knife to spread it *does it*
Hades- While the freak….
Lizzy- *calls out from her work* Hey!
Hades- does that I'll show you the next step. Get the green whipped cream and spray some on your cake and use a knife to do that *does that*
Lizzy- I'm finished, you
Hades- yes
Lizzy- then you sandwich them together *does that*
Hades- now can decorate sure
Lizzy- sure
Hades and Lizzy- *decorate*
Hades- you can decorate as you like
Lizzy- this is what we did *Shows cake on cake stand*
Hades- it has lovely black and orange line of icing
Lizzy- with Halloween sprinkles
Hades- That is the end of Hades cooking show bye for now
*camera turns off*
Done in 3 days. Waring- I'm not a cook so do not cook this you might blow up the kitchen