Author's note: Yes, another South Park story's up. Let's hope it goes better then the last, because I would admit the could have used more work.
Anyway, let's get on the story?
In the small town of South Park, four boys stood at a bus stop, Kenny, Stan, and Kyle. The boys waited for the bus just like always only today is going to be different, break the mundane cycle.
Cartman walked over with a shawl that covered his whole body. "Oh hey guys. What's up?" said the fat kid.
The three boys look at him with wide-eyes and baffled expressions. "Cartman?" Kyle questioned.
"I thought, I would wear something different today."
"You look gay as f**** dude." Stan added.
It was at that moment that Cartman noticed that Kyle had a bulge around his stomach. Cartman had a good idea what it was and he was going to get the Jewish kid to show it. He pulled a father out from underneath his shawl and tried to tickle Kyle's face.
"Damn it Cartman, what you're doing?"
"Oh me, nothing." He then picked up a stick and waved it, acting like there was a dog close-bye. Kyle, upon witnessing this started to perk up. A bushy dog tail soon sprang up from his behind and wagged. He acted like dog as Cartman kept waving the stick.
The fat kid flung it a few feet away, to which Kyle barked and was about to chase after it, but stopped. The green hat wearer growled, coil his hands into fist and uttered "God damn it!" It was at this this moment that Cartman laughed his butt-off.
Stan and Kenny watched the scene played out. With a baffle expression, the black hair of the group asked "Wow dude, what happen?"
As Kyle walked back with his head and his tail down he answered. "Don't know. I woke up like this."
"Hahaha-oh..." Cartman kept up the giggle fit, ceasing to choke a bit. He then said "Oh excuse me." He tried to keep it in he truly did, but he only held it in for sec before he let the restraint out the flipping window. "Hahahaha!"
"What the hell, Cartman? It's not that funny!" Kyle said as a growl shot-up, but his kept on laughing.
"Hahahaha-I always known you Jews were filthy mutts! Hahahaa!"
Just then, Stan spoke up. "Wow dude, are you growling?" This made the Jewish boy stop. Everyone could see Kyle's face turned to shock.
"You're acting like an actual dog, Kyle." Kenny stated.
"Yeah he's right dude, you totally are."
"I know, I chased my tail around seven times when I woke up!" Ignoring the gang's insensitive idiotic member who started back up with his giggle fit, the dog boy continued. "I can't control it!"
"Did you tell you parents?"
"No, I hid my tail form them and these." At that moment, Kyle took off his hat to reveal that his ears were replaced by dog ears.
All of the sudden Cartman stopped his giggles, crept up behind Kyle and pet him on the head.
The Jewish boy's eyes widen before sifting to a more happier face and his tail moved back and forth. With tonged out, he bark. It gone on for a bit until Kyle pushed his fat friend away. "God damn it!" He cursed before putting his hat back on. Needles to say, cartman was satisfied. Just as Kyle tuck his back underneath his shirt and coat the school bus drove up. "I'll get check out after class. None of this to anyone?" Of course this didn't mean the shawl wearer would crack some dog jokes along with his racist's ones.
"Geez, don't get flees up your but."
"God damn it!"