Will Turner Needs To Die
Ch.1
Getting sick and tired of those, 'Mary Sue falls into the 'POTC' universe and Jack/Will fall madly in love with her and live happily ever after' type of fics? Well worry no more! This story is guaranteed to parody and not to turn your brain into mush...
"...ARGH!" A girl stomped her foot into her computer as she stumbled upon another Jack/Will fall in love with a Mary-Sue fic.
"Will it never end!" She screeched as she looked at the POTC poster on her wall. It was slightly ragged where Will and Elizabeth's faces were, but Jack's was perfectly fine since he hadn't gotten on her nerves enough to throw a knife at his face.
"Stupid, bloody idiots!" She liked the movie, yes...but not to a point where all these demented fangirls were obsessing over Jack and Will, and were writing awful romance fanfiction on this site or any other fanfic website.
"What's the big deal with WILL TURNER? HE'S OOGALEE!" She took a pen and scribbled all over Will Turner's face, putting a goatee and glasses on him. But it was actually ORLANDO BLOOM that she hated, especially in Lord of the Rings. Eww...Legolas...just another Link from The Legend of Zelda...
"Who cares about him? If I had my way, I'd go into the moive and kill off Will Turner before he even left the house!" At that point she stopped writing, 'I hate Will Turner' on the poster as she got an evil idea.
"Hmm...I wonder if I've got my magic remote control?" She leapt down from her bed and rummaged through her things. She then smirked as she pulled out a glowing remote control that she stole from Timmy Turner of 'The Fairly Odd Parents' fame, and ran downstairs to her living room TV. She popped in her DVD of POTC, and pressed a button to play it. A big glowing portal appeared in the screen.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! DIE, WILL TURNER, DIE!" She said as she gathered a whole bunch o' weapons and leapt into the portal.