Auror Training Detention

by luvscharlie

Harry is teaching the new class of Auror Trainees, but Scorpius needs to do a little educating of his own. Harry/Scorpius

Auror Training Detention by Luvscharlie

Harry shoved Scorpius inside the bathroom. "What the hell was that about?"

Scorpius's nose scrunched at the disgusting bathroom. "Thomas took my seat."

"You just announced to the entire class of new Auror trainees that you were fucking the teacher because someone took your seat? How old are you?"

"Everyone—well, everyone except Thomas—knows that the person fucking the teacher gets his choice of seats. Don't you know anything about the way this stuff works? Thomas needed some educating. You can thank me later."

"Thank you?!? The entire class of students I'm attempting to train now know that I'm involved in a relationship with you."

"Harry, when you're angry that vein in your forehead pushes your scar out. I mean, if you're going for that scary, don't fuck with me look, it's fine—"

"Shut your gob!"

"Oh see, that really works for the authoritative teacher voice. You should use that in class."

Scorpius was impossible.

"Harry, I hate to interrupt when you're pacing and talking to yourself—which I suggest you don't do in class, it's very un-teacher-like—but I'm ready to get out of this nasty bathroom. "

It was time to take back control. "I'm leaving the bathroom. You're cleaning it. Welcome to Auror Training Detention," Harry said, confiscating Scorpius's wand.

A bucket of water and rag appeared. "There's no such thing as Auror Training Detention. You made that up!"

Harry feigned shock. "What? You mean the person who gifted you with the knowledge of the teacher fucker gets first choice of seat rule didn't tell you about detention?"

"I'm not cleaning this bathroom."

Harry grinned. "Then I won't hold dinner since this door is spelled not to open until this room sparkles."

"It is not!"

Harry flicked his wand at the door. "It is now."

A/N: This was originally written for the prompt of detention at the Harry/Scorpius Last Drabble Writer Standing Competition at the harryscorp100 community on Live Journal. This fic had to be between 100-300 words and this one made it through to the next round.