Summary: this is a response to a challenge from . It goes a little something like this " Haru has the hots for both Kyo and Yuki, but has had to chose one because the love potion he bought from the occult store that was just around the corner from the school (great place for an occult store to be, isn't it?) only works on one person...IF you follow the directions properly...eh-heh...

Disclaimer: If i owned this, do you really think that there'd been any semblance of ANY het pairing whatsoever? And if you thought that, have you ever read ANYTHING i have written?

Chapter 1: Love potion # 9

Hatsuharu smiled lecherously to himself, thinking all sorts of nasty thoughts on his way home from school. During the lunch break, he had practically skipped to the occult store that he had found so surprisingly near the school the day before. He had been intrigued by it and had wandered inside, expecting all sorts of bondagey-S&M type things in there. Of course, he had found the bondagy-S&M type things, and had purchased several of them with only a few odd looks from the store's other occupants, but had also spied something else on his way out of the store...

The sign had read " Love life lacking lately?"

'Well, duh 'thought Haru. 'There are not many people my age with a sex-drive yet'

"Try one of our many new love-life enhancing products (authoress giggles). Guaranteed To make you scream..."

'Oh, REEEEAAAAAALY?' thought Haru incredulously

Hatsuharu browsed through the selection for a few minutes, at first finding only anatomically correct voodoo dolls, and cheap vibrators before he spotted a small vile of liquid under a pile of said voodoo dolls. Seeing that there was only one vile, Haru assumed that either the product was very effective, or it had been misplaced...That is, until he read the label...

"Love potion # 9, guaranteed to bring love to you. Scientifically proven 100 effective. This liquid, when placed in a person's food or drink, can make them return any feelings you have for them. Warning: You must carefully follow all directions EXACTLY as printed or else..." Hatsuharu had gotten bored at that point and had decided to spend the minimal amount that was asked for the bottle of...stuff.

When he had reached the counter, the sluttily-dressed girl behind it looked at him funny, and then eyeing his earlier purchases, she wrote her name and number on the back of his receipt and said, "Hey there sexy, whenever you wanna play, give me a call!" While raising her eyebrows suggestively. Hatsuharu fought off a shudder as he left the store.

With the vile safely hidden in his pocket and his other purchases hidden elsewhere, Haru made his way to Shigure's house.Now having the potion was not he problem, it was choseing who to use it on.

'kyo...yuki...kyo...yuki' The poor cow couldn't choose between his to current crushes, and soon would have self-induced mad cow disease if he hadn't stumbled upon a little ...scene in the woods on the way to Shigure's.

Kyo was in the middle of the clearing, bare-chested and heaving for breath. Although he was only training, Hatsuharu's mind suddenly filled with images of the poor unsuspecting boy flushed like that and heaving, but under totally different circumstances...

And thus, his mind was made up...

Hatsuharu knew it was about suppertime as he hurried to Shigure's home, after tearing himself from the scene...and taking care of his "little" problem. He had already devised a plan...Now if only Tohru wouldn't get suspicious when he asked her to help make dinner...

(TBC)

Notes: Well, it's kinda short...and i apologize for the ooc-ness of it ...but i still can't wait to see where this goes...eh-heh...eh-heh-heh...Oh, and if nobody reveiws, i'm not gonna post again...so...please reveiw...