I'll Make Flames shoot from you
Summary: just a little silly thing I thought up of. Parody of 'I'll make a man out of you" from mulan. Zuko has trouble training Aang in fire bending.
Disclaimer: I don't own ATLA or Mulan. If I did Shang, Zuko, and I would be having some real fun.
"No, No, No I told you, widen your stance, monitor your breathe, and punch like you mean it!" Sighed an exasperated Zuko.
"I don't know Zuko, I'm still a little nervous around fire and stuff and well I was thinking, I got three out of the four elements down pretty pat. Maybe I'll be okay." The bald monk scratched his head, embarrassed. He had failed to produce anything more than a spark.
"Okay? OKAY!?" In the distance drums began to play a steady beat and suddenly Zuko burst into song
Let's get down to training
To defeat, my dad
Don't be such a huge wimp
Like during, black sun
"Oh come on now that's a little uncalled for"
You're the best bender I've ever met
And you can know, before I'm through
Avatar, I'll make flames, come from you.
"Zuko really, I get it, you're trying to help but maybe- AHHH!" The older boy was attacking the younger monk trying to get him to fight back as he sang
Flames start from inside us
From the breath, within
Once you feel it growing
You must reel it in
"Like this?" Aang asked but Zuko shook his head and tapped Aang's arm into proper position
You're a dodging king, and your circles rock
But you haven't got a clue
How to make, Flames erupt, out of you
Then the strangest thing happened. The others in the group joined in to Zuko's singing, even the animals
He's never gonna get the breath Said Zuko
He's the one who always flew me grunted appa
Boy was I a fool not learning Bumi's Jing chimed Toph
Poor Aang he's scared to death commented Katara
Hope he doesn't blast right through me yelled Aang, still incorrectly mimicking the movements
Man I really wish I was as hot as him said Sokka, eyeing Zuko enviously
Learn to bend They all sang over and over except Zuko who deviated
You must be bold like a flaming tiger
With a ferocity yet unknown
You must have learned this by end of summer
To be able to knock my dad off his throne
The comet races towards us
And millions will die
Learn your fire bending
And they might, survive
Are you ready for?
The end of war?
Go suit up, come back, and soon
I will have, flames shooting, out of you. Aang left to change into a more effective training uniform that was supposedly fire proofed by Iroh. He came back wearing it and began his forms with new invigoration
Learn to bend the others chanted in between Zuko's word. Aang was starting to produce larger flames now, which was encouraging and reason for celebration to everyone except an unsatisfied Zuko.
You must be bold like a flaming tiger
With a ferocity yet unknown
You must have learned this by end of summer
To be able to knock my dad off his throne
He kept repeating this, shooting fireballs at Aang who dodged them until he finally took one to the chest, turned it around, and launched it right back at Zuko who deflected it into a tree, much to the disgruntlement of Katara who put the fire out.
"Good, there's hope for you yet. Now get back to work"
"Yes Sifu Hotman, one hot squat, two hot squats, three hot squats…"