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Unfortunate First ride with Alice
Oh my god, I'm so nervous right now. I'm going over to Alice's house to meet her family. We've been friends for a few months now and she insisted on picking me up to stay the night at her house. From what she has told me, I will love all of them and they'll love me. I highly doubt that though. I swear we aren't normal because of how we met. We didn't meet at school; we met shopping in Port Angeles. I was picking out clothes and went to try them on. While in the dressing stall I tried on my all of clothes and was about to walk out when two shirts and five pair of pants flew over the top and hit me. I was dressed so I opened the door and said,
"Um, I think you have the wrong room."
She looked at me and said, "No, I saw you shopping and thought that these would look cute on you."
She smiled innocently and continued, "My name is Alice, and we are going to be great friends." She was short, had short black spiky hair and I could have sworn I saw her somewhere. Alice was literally bouncing up and down and then out of nowhere she looked over, squealed, and ran. She came back a second later and held out this dark blue halter-top and a blue jean mini skirt with black leggings. She said "You're my new best friend!" threw the outfit at me, pushed me in the stall and shut the door.
"Stay in there, I'll be back with more in a second." She came back with literally a shopping cart full of clothes. I was only in there for two minutes, how she got all of this then was beyond me. From then on, we have been friends. She has stayed the night at my house a few times and we've been inseparable. We are complete opposite-I hate shopping, make up, heels, skirts, and low cut tops. She loves all those things.
Somehow, I would always end up with her on a shopping spree. When you go with Alice it is definitely not a trip, she'll buy everything in sight. She is wonderful though and I love her. Anyway, I'm sitting here waiting on the couch for her to come pick me up. I have never rode in the car with her and am not anticipating it. I just ate dinner with Charlie and he was staying over at someone's house in La push for the weekend. I have nothing to do right now, but wait for Alice. I am-Ring Ring I got up and walked to the phone while tripping and hitting the wall. "Hello?" I said picking up the phone, and righting myself
"Oh, hey Bella, I'll be there in twenty minutes. You are not wearing what I think you are wearing, are you?" she said sternly.
"And what do you think I'm wearing?" I said slyly thinking I might be able to get away with wearing something I bought last month.
"I want to say that ugly rainbow shirt, CHANGE NOW!" She demanded.
"Alice, who are you yelling at now?" I heard in the background.
"None of your business, now go eat a CD Edward. Bella! NOT THAT PURPLE TOP EITHER! Put on that blue tank that is soft, NOT the one with ruffles and wear jean capris," she said.
"What are you wearing? Most importantly, what are we doing?" I said while putting on the clothes.
"Same thing you are in green, Rose is wearing it in red. You are coming to my house to meet my family then all six of us are going to go have some fun! Wear those Black Flats too." She added just as I was about to ask.
"Okay, I'm ready how much longer are you going to be?" After saying that, an engine revved.
"Twelve minutes." Alice said innocently.
"You said six, who all is coming." I said getting bored. She's probably on one of her 'Bella blind date' modes. I'm single and proud of it, although she doesn't believe me though.
Few weeks ago
One time, she set me up on a double date with her and Jasper five times…in one night. They were all terrible. The worst of them all was with Mike and Tyler. We went to the movies and just so happened to run into one of my admirers, Tyler. Alice said he should join us so we went to see a Romantic movie. (Alice was having one of her moments and threw a fit so I had to agree) About halfway into the movie when Alice and Jasper started making out Tyler looked at me expectantly. The only thing that I was thinking was 'yeah, come on-try to kiss me see what I do.' He leaned over and tried to kiss me, I moved out of the way, but he kept coming towards me. I pushed him off me and he grabbed my wrists and dragged me down to him as I was standing up. Some People started complaining while others were watching me instead of the movie.
To make a big show I grabbed my purse and the drink. Now I know why Alice insisted getting an extra-large Hawaiian punch. It stained anything and was sticky. I poked Alice and she moved away from Jasper to watch me. I dumped the drink on Tyler's head and made sure I got it all over his shirt.
To finish it off I threw the cup at him and heard Alice yell, "Go Bella." In addition, other people were cheering me on. I smirked and used Alice's famous strut out to her Porsche. When Alice and Jasper came out a couple of minutes, later we walked to the car and I explained what happened. Then there was the incident with Mike an hour later.
Alice had the sudden urge to sit next to jasper while eating at La Bella Italia (I know very original huh?) Her and mike traded spots and I was left sitting in front of Jasper with Mike beside me. While eating mike had one hand under the table and decided to start rubbing my thigh while whispering dirty, dirty things in my ear. I saw Jasper hold his breath while watching what was happening.
I leaned over and whispered, "Get your hand off my leg, before I stab you with my fork." In a menacing tone that meant I wasn't playing.
He chuckled sickly and whispered, "I like 'em feisty." I gasped at what he said and because he squeezed my leg at the same time.
"Jasper can I have the keys I left something in the car." I said innocently. The whole time Jasper could probably feel the anger rolling off me. I just gave him an angelic smile, in response he raised his eyebrows questioning what I was about to do. I cleaned off my fork and he smiled noticing.
As I took the keys from Jasper across the table I smiled and said, "Finish your dinner and don't worry about Me." with that I raised the fork just above my chest and slammed the fork into Mike's hand. He screamed, Jasper burst out laughing; Alice's eyes were about as big as the plates because she thought I stabbed myself. I got up and said, "I warned you." Loudly and this caught the attention of everyone around me, not that we didn't already have it. I walked out, once again using Alice's famous walk.
End
"Bella! Get out here right now!" Someone screamed. I recognized the voice and got my bag since I was staying the weekend with her.
"I'm coming, hold on." I opened the door and was immediately tackled by the short little pixie.
"I missed you so much!" she squealed
"It was only last night." I exclaimed
"I know that's what's so sad about it." She sighed. I walked out to the car with her and she was so excited. It was around 6:00 pm so this was going to be either a late night or early morning. I saw what car she had, and sighed; it was the Porsche. Jasper told me to avoid her driving at all costs. I was doing a good job at that, until now.
"Alice, do you mind if I drive." I said and she was already in the drivers' seat.
"Not a chance." She smiled and it truly scared me.
"Just don't kill me." I stated
"Oh, you'll get there in one piece. Did Jasper make any comments about my driving?" She asked sounding offended.
"Um…no…I have just imagined how bouncy and excited you are and thought you might get anxious to see Jasper?" It sounded like a question.
"Right" she replied. I got in and put my seatbelt on and she laughed evilly. Oh no, what have I gotten myself into! She backed slowly out of the driveway and then started to do the speed limit. I sighed, "This isn't as bad as Jasper said it would be." She laughed once again and then slammed down onto the gas. I shot back into the seat and started to feel sick. Every time she turned a corner, she accelerated going faster and faster.
When we got up to 105 she said, "I won't kill you this time, just wait until next though!" then laughed. I still had my eyes closed and my stomach was flipping out. Oh god, we had better stop soon! Please don't let me throw up in Alice's car. I opened my eyes daring to look at the speedometer then out the window. We were in the driveway of a mansion and Alice was going 60 down the long driveway.
There were people in the front yard, who were all playing baseball. One was a Blonde tall person who looked like Carlisle from how Charlie had told me; the next had brown curly hair and was huge. There was Jasper who had a worried look on his face seeing me in the car with Alice and her manic driving. The next was a woman who had caramel colored hair, standing by a tall blonde woman who I guessed was rose since she was wearing the same shirt as me. She looked like a supermodel.
Then the only one that really caught my eye was this bronze-haired green-eyed tall man. He looked up at me and said something that made the others look my way instantly. They were all strikingly beautiful with worried expressions on their face. Instantaneously Alice slammed on the brakes, I screamed, everyone came running over. I unbuckled myself in a flash, and shot out of the door running to the woods with a hand over my mouth. Woods surrounded the Mansion so I wouldn't have to worry about throwing up in front of everyone. Okay, I was still in perfect view of everyone, but I ran to the nearest tree and puked my guts up.
I heard Alice saying, "I'm sorry Bella, don't get any on your clothes" innocently. I heard gasps and then a booming laugh. Followed by two scolding voices, "Alice, what did you do to her." Along with "you're worried about clothes?" I looked over and saw everyone staring at me with staggered expressions on their faces.
"Jasper, I'm going to kill you, how could you do that to me!" I said while standing up. Oops! Bad idea, a whole new wave of sickness came on and I leaned back over throwing up the rest of what was in my stomach. By now, the whole family I'm guessing was standing behind me a safe distance with Alice saying how truly sorry she was with a not so innocent look on her face. Alice took me inside and showed me where the bathroom was, I don't think I'm going to be able to remember the way back to the living room. Alice yelled something and Jasper came in with my bag on his shoulder. He set it down while Alice dug through it to get my toiletries bag.
He looked over at me and said, "Sorry Bella, I thought she would keep it below 80." At this, Alice scoffed and came up handing me the little bag.
At the same time the huge guy with brown hair walked in beside Jasper and, "Damn, You look like hell!" the gorgeous blonde came between Jasper and the big teddy-bear looking guy and popped him in the back of the head.
She was about to say something when Alice screamed, "YAY, you didn't throw up on your clothes" I shot her a look that questioned her sanity.
"I am not crazy-don't you dare think that!" she yelled and then fake pouted.
"Said the person who just got out of a car after driving 105 mph for no apparent reason! Which nearly KILLED ME!" I yelled back at her. She had a witty comeback, but Jasper put his hand over her mouth and said, "We can finish this conversation when Bella doesn't look like hell –he glared at the human teddy bear- which is in about five minutes. She doesn't need an audience to clean up." Jasper said and then pushed everyone out the door shutting it behind him.
Sorry people it might be a few weeks before I update again, I'm going to PARIS, FRANCE! WOO HOO. However, I had to put this up so I wouldn't forget about it. Please review!