Emmett's List of Things to Do In a Vaccination Center
(i do not own twilight stephanie meyer does)
Throw a tantrum and refuse to walk through the entrance.
Scream and kick the people who try to make you go inside.
Swear and curse to anyone who tries to calm you down.
Refuse you get out of your seat when it is your turn.
When they eventually get you up and take out your vaccination card, snatch it from them and rip it up.
When they get a spare one, snatch it and rip it up too.
When they get the spare, spare one pout and refuse to sit in the "needle" seat
When they eventually get you in the seat jump up and down in the seat and scream.
When they give you the soft plush toy to comfort you throw it at them.
As they start to get furious, duck-take you to the seat and have the needle ready, scream about how much it hurts, which scares all the little kids in the center and make them do the same.
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