"Hello, everyone! I'm your host for this evening, as Kay couldn't be here today. My name's Rose." Rose smiled, the crowd cheered, and she sat down.
"Our first guest is Sonic!" She said.
"Hi, guys! Great to be here this evening!" Sonic beamed, rushing on stage- literally, rushing.
"I would love to know how things have been since the mad smash party... And eh, where were you and Yoshi last week?" She asked, handing Sonic the mic.
"I can hardly remember but we had a battle." Sonic said.
"A Brawl?" Rose said.
"Er, no… A pokemon battle. With legendaries. Yoshi and I managed to get them to let us ride them somehow. After that we fought while riding the giant beasts who apparently had a rivalry with each other." Sonic said in deep thought as he tried to remember the events.
"Who won?" Rose asked, brushing back a bit of chestnut brown hair.
"Ahh... Me!" Sonic hesitated.
"That's not what video footage tells us!" Rose laughed, slipping a DVD into the drive. A video came up on the huge screen; it was of the battle between Sonic and Yoshi both riding their legendary beasts.
"Oh yeah... I asked Pit to video it, since he was also riding a legendary. In fact I think it was Rayquaza who took us to the pokemon world, either that or it was a teleporter…" Sonic said.
"Game!" A drunken Pit said riding Rayquaza. Sonic's beast had clearly had enough of Sonic and flung him off.
"Yershi win der mertch!" Pit said as the silver dragon flung Yoshi of its back. The video ended there.
"I'm going to go now!" Sonic yelped, running off stage, and knocking the chair over in the process.
"O-kay..." Rose looked back. "Would Pit be kind enough to come and enlighten us as to how you guys got back?" Pit nervously wandered onto the stage as the crowd cheered even louder. Rose politely put the chair that Sonic knocked over back up so Pit could sit in it. "So Pit, what the heck happened?"
"Well, first Sonic broke into Master Hand's office and found a teleporter, he dragged it outside and met Yoshi on the way. I think. I met up with them a little while later, with Rayquaza, and heard then arguing about something. I have no idea how Sonic understood Yoshi but Sonic was babbling some crap about a creature named Ho-oh." Sonic rushed back on the stage.
"We were fighting about which legendary was better, I'll have you know! Ho-oh is WAY better than Lugia!" Sonic said. Yoshi ran out onto the stage.
"Yosh, Yoshi Yoshi!" he said.
"Lugia is NOT a water-type! He is a Psychic/Flying type!" Sonic yelled.
"Yosh shi shi!" Yoshi said.
"Any idea what they're talking about?" Rose said. Pit shook his head. "Nope, no idea."
"OH YEAH?! GROUDON COULD SO BEAT KYOGRE IN LESS THAN A MINUTE!" Sonic yelled.
"YOSHI YOSHI, YOSH YOSH SHI!" Yoshi yelled.
"YOU'RE ON! RED! WHERE ARE THE POKEBALLS?!" Sonic said as he and Yoshi ran off.
"Okay… Pit, you were saying?" Rose said.
"Oh, right! We all went through the teleporter and went to the pokemon world. Although, now I know it would have been much easier to just get Lugia's and Ho-oh's pokeballs from Red." Pit said.
"How did you get back exactly?" Rose said.
"Uh… Meta Knight found us when he Marth, Ike, and Link came looking for us... Well actually Marth faceplanted right onto the teleporter. At least that's what Ike told me." Rose nodded.
"Anything a little more interesting than being rescued?" She asked hopefully.
"Yeah. At first we kind of thought MK was trying to attack us…" Pit smiled weakly.
"Oh, and who was fighting?"
"Mostly me against Meta knight. Sonic had realized he wasn't an enemy by then as he sneaked up behind him, and so he didn't attack. Yoshi got scared, and Marth, Ike, and Link were fighting too after a while. I think Meta was angry at me for attacking, because he wouldn't listen when I tried to explain..." Pit continued. He looked at Rose who looked back at him expectantly, with a few cries from the audience.
"And after Meta knocked me out I don't know what happened." Pit said, embarrassed.
"Maybe someone else could tell us a little more?" Rose asked gently, noticing Pit obviously had stage fright.
"Meta could probably explain what happened after he almost killed me." Pit snapped, looking at Meta knight who was peeking round the corner.
"Hey!" Meta yelled, drawing his sword. Pit gulped, and fled off stage.
"Well, guys... Let's hope Pits alright..." Rose said blankly, sighing and leaning back in her chair.
"Kirby... Could you video tape any fights going on?" She giggled and handed Kirby a camera. The audience gasped as somebody threw a huge white egg onto the stage with green spots. It cracked as it hit the wall, Rose squealed and dodged out of the way.
"Yoshi!" Yelled another voice, from Marth, who had his sword drawn for some reason.
"PUT THE SWORDS, BOWS AND GIANT EGGS AWAY NOW!" Rose screamed at the idiots back stage. Link winced and simply put his sword back. Marth did the same and Pit dropped his bow on the table, ignoring his scorched toga.
"Okay Kirby I think you can bring the video tapes back now!" Rose yelled and a little pink Kirby came running back on stage and handed Rose the camera. She plugged it into the computer and it came up on the big screen.
It was a video of Snake hiding under his box as Ike, Capt. Falcon, Falco, and Sonic were fighting. They were in the Rec room which was in the back of building and where the rest of the smashers were. Sonic was dodging all of Ike's attacks all the while saying incredibly fast, "You'retooslow!You'retooslow!You'retooslow!"
Ike got really mad and sidestepped just as Capt. Falcon tried to punch him. It hit Sonic right in the face and he crashed right through the wall.
"Well that's going to cost me…" Rose said.
Falco grabbed Capt. Falcon and threw him out the hole, following in pursuit. That's when Kirby stopped the video when he heard Rose calling him.
"Kirby, that's not the fight I told you to record." Rose said. Kirby nodded as if saying he knew that.
"Then why did you record that one?"
"Because I told him too."
Everyone turned and saw a familiar face. It was Red. Toon Link and Ness stood on separate sides of him. Both were for some reason dressed as a body guards wearing sunglasses and some kind of ear pieces.
"Why are you here?" Rose said.
"Kay told me to. She said that since she wasn't going to make it she at least wanted one of the smashers to do the show with you. And she picked me. She actually gave me 5,000 smash coins to come." Red said.
"Wait, why not Marth? Isn't he her favorite?" Pit said.
"Yeah, but if Marth did the show with Rose, no one would be allowed to insult him. She didn't want that. Plus, Marth still hasn't told everyone everything he did at the party. In fact, no one did." Red said.
"Eh?" Everyone said.
"Look, I was the ONLY one smart enough to stay away from the drinks and energy drinks. That whole party, lasted for a whole WEEK. The things the smashers said were bits of the first day and last day, and they all KNOW IT." Red said. "I think that the next interviews will be about those 5 embarrassing days. 5 whole days and nights that none of them wanted to mention. The only things that were mentioned about those 5 days was the thing with the Ice Climbers and Bowser, and Link kissing Peach."
"So, if you know about everything that happened, why don't you just tell us?" Rose said.
"Er... I don't know everything what happened that week." Red said. He grabbed a chair and sat next to Rose.
"Anyway, long story short, I'm co-hosting with you, there is a HECK of a lot of stuff that Kay didn't cover about that week, and I'm going to enjoy the fact that no one is allowed to hurt me."
"Why?" Rose said.
"I know that many of the smashers will be ticked at me for saying things I might know about that week so I needed protection. These two offered to be my body guards. I'm giving them each 2,500 coins as well." Red said pointing at Ness and Toon Link.
"We're also doing it for Kay!" Ness said.
"Yeah, Marth broke her leg a few days ago for revenge!" Toon Link said. He took his glasses off and glared daggers at Marth. The look was harsh enough to make even Bowser shiver.
"Doesn't that get rid of your profit from Kay?" Rose said.
"Not really. I have 9,999 smash coins and I can't fit any more in my stash. Heh, you can get a lot of money from fan girls if you sell them some of the smashers things. Don't worry; the things are mainly arrows, masks, capes, pieces of Samus's armor for the fan boys." Red said.
"Wait, did you say masks?" Meta Knight said as he walked up on stage.
"And capes?" Marth said. Red sweat dropped but then smirked.
"Yeah, they were your masks and capes, and guess who got them for me? Snake. I give him some of the profit as he steals your stuff." Red said. Marth and Meta Knight ran off, furious.
"Kirby!" Red said, and Kirby ran over.
"Get the video of Snake's pain. I didn't just make that giant lie for nothing." Kirby ran off with a camera.
"Lie?" Rose said.
"Yeah, all of it was a lie. I don't sell any of the smashers stuff. Master hand doesn't allow it. But I really am paying these two, but only if they protect me from everything." Red said. An arrow was fired from the audience and it was aimed for Red's knee. Luckily Toon Link blocked it with his shield and fired and arrow back.
"OW! NOT MY OTHER KNEE! AND THAT WAS MEANT FOR KAY!" The guy yelled and was taken to the hospital.
"Awesome TL." Red said and fist bumped Toon Link.
"Who was that?" Said Rose, standing slightly and turning to see.
"Meh, some guy." Red waved it off.
"Hey, what was that fight between Falco, Capt. Falcon, Ike, and Sonic about?" Link said.
"Yeah and what about Sonic and Yoshi?" Pit said.
"Oh right, forgot about those two. I told them to stay away from the pokemon and their argument was forgotten, just like Samus's restraining order against Snake and Capt. Falcon. As for the fight... Well, Captain Falcon had been playing around in Falco's airship, and well Falco was annoyed when he found strawberry milkshake all over the control panel. I have no idea how Ike and Sonic ended up fighting too..." Red said.
"Falco shot Ike with his gun and Ike tried to hit Falco but hit Captain Falcon instead. As for Sonic, he just thought it was funny to see Ike try to hit him and miss all the time." Marth said, as he walked back in.
Rose screamed as another Pit landed in front of her.
"Guess what?! That thing isn't a teleporter! It's a time machine!" He yelled.
"What thing?" Marth said.
"The teleporter Sonic and Yoshi used! It can teleport you and go through time!" Pit said.
"Umm... So you're like, me from a few minutes into the future?" Present Pit said, one eyebrow raised.
"I... I guess... And seriously, I can't believe I ever had my hair like that!" Future Pit said, shaking his head.
"Yeah well your hair looks the same." Present Pit said defensively, folding his arms.
"Guys stop it." Rose said, waving her hand in front of Present Pit's face. His glare was still fixed on Future Pit.
"You should go back to your own time." Present Pit added stubbornly.
"Yeah, before this just gets more awkward." Link sighed.
"This is some confusing sh-" Red said but suddenly, another Toon Link appeared and yelled, "MOVE RED, MOVE!" Red jumped out of his chair just as Capt. Falcon was thrown through the wall, landing right where Red was.
"Stay away from my stuff!" Falco said through the hole and walked away.
"Thanks Toon Link. Wait, are you from the future?" Red said.
"Yep. I knew you wouldn't pay me if I didn't protect you so after that happened I used the time machine." Future Toon Link said.
"Alright, someone has to disable that time machine. We don't want a huge space-time paradox happening." Samus said, running into the recording room, her plasma whip ready.
"Anyway, I'm going to have to go now since I just jeopardized my existence by preventing this Toon Link from going through time. But at least this timeline was saved from having a broken Red." Future Toon Link said. "Oh, and Pit from my timeline, you're coming to. You just prevented yourself from going through time by arguing with yourself."
"Aw, crap!" Future Pit said. The two disappeared.
"I'm going to forget that ever happened." Link said.
"Let's all forget that, shall we?" Rose said.
"Yeah. But we can't let anyone in the audience remember this. Ness, if you would?" Red said. Ness got out a black pen looking thing and aimed it at the audience.
"Alright if everyone could just look at this for me please?" Ness said and the pen flashed.
"Well Falco just threw Capt. Falcon through the wall. Kirby, clean this up!" Red said. Kirby got a big broom and swept Capt. Falcon and the ruble away. Once Kirby cleaned all that up, he brought Red a new chair.
"Thank you Kirby." Red said and sat down. Kirby smiled and ran off.
"Is that thing Ness just used from Men in Bla-" Link started but Toon Link tackled him and taped his mouth shut. Link sounded like he was cursing Toon Link through the tape. Just then, a falcon flew inside the place and dropped a letter next to Red. It flew off after that.
"It's a letter from Kay. She says that everybody needs to shut up and to get on with the freaking show. She wants us to interview Ike next. Make him tell you guys everything through any means. Have the audience ask him whatever they want and if he doesn't answer, Toon Link you know what to do." Red said.
"Okay, well then we'll do Ike next." Rose said.
"Oh this'll be good. I saw him doing something that I'd rather hear him say. I'm sure he knows what I mean…" Red said.
"Someone go get Ike." Rose said. Marth and Pit ran off. "Ahem. Well, maybe we might actually get some asking done."
"Maybe, but you're dealing with the smashers. So I hope nobody gets killed before Ike even gets out here. Anyway, be sure to ask what you want to know about Ike, or I will sick Toon Link on you." Red said.
"That's a little mean, but he's right. The more you ask, the faster this'll get done. Bye for now!" Rose said.