A/N:My first ficcy sorry spellings really bad and its not very long yet and I own nothing pleeeease don't kill me thank you :).

Here it is:

Girls Definatly DON'T belong at Camp Green Lake!

It was another (ab) normal day at Camp Green Lake,affectionatly known by some of the lesser slightly brain dead species of girls as 'Summer Camp' even in the middle of winter.

As usual squid was indulging in his daily morning sesion of eye-rolling at the line of girls queing up to carry his food tray for him.

"Some people just DON'T get the message EVER do they" said squid feeling very pissed off.

The gong rang for 10 minutes to the end of breakfast and the girls checked their Purple 'squid' watches and promptly started their obcessive hair brushing.

The boys pretended to be sick.

"I wonder when their tiny pink minds are gonna realise that their whole everyone falls in love with mary sue thing jus aint happinin'"wondered zig

"Never!" shouted everyone in unison.

"I was afraid of that" muttered zig.

"We REALLY need some sort of evil plan to stop these Mary Sue clones"said Caveman thoughtfully and a little too loudly.

The 'Girls' at the table oposite squeeled "Oooo fuuuun an evil plan!!!, Can we help???*".

"NO!!!!!" Shouted the d-tent boys as they ran off to hide from the still giggleing girls (if that was possible.)

*please note the over use of ! and ? is an atempt to show the annoyingness of the Mary Sues