I wanna live in the Souma House
Where each guy's really hot (jyuunishi)
Hotsuharu your are the best,
Wait but what about Yuki, Kyo and Aya,
You can't forget about Hatori-San
That seahorse dragon thing with one eye *do do do do*
If I had the chance I'd live in that house
And steal all of those guys.
Black Haru, It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Ooh let's not be friends
So let's hop into that bed.
Hair both white and black it's true
But to clarify show me proof *drool*
You show me and I'll show you...
Souma House.
Gotta love em all gotta love em all,
Just not Tohru-San
I will travel across the land,
To the solution to your family probs,
Just as long as I can keep on singing this lame ass song.
Souma House,
Ooh Aya, its you and me
Just stop going poof on me
Hey there's always Akito,
Who can be my evil Xanatos
Ooh it's the best match,
But what about that sexy orange Cat
Ooh Kyo, it's you and me
I can be your bad ass kitty
Souma house
The madness with will never end,
With us girls and all these men.

There's Yuki,
Who's so damn cute
If you'd only ditch Tohru
You won't see me but I'll see you hehe
Souma House
Gotta, love em all, gotta love em all, just not momo-chan.